Name: Bill Burr - Girlfriend Had Sex With Another Guy
Uploaded: 2015-12-08T07:24:50.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Girlfriend Had Sex With Another Guy' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2015-12-08. Transcript available.

girlfriend had sex with another guy oh jeez hey bill i'm a huge fan of yours
from
the country of georgia not the state all right i know where that is in eastern
europe
um is that that cluster of countries uh no that's the one that rush every once
in a while when they
get annoyed they drive a couple of tanks into isn't it isn't that every country
over there in
the eastern block all right here we go so here's my story i have a girlfriend
we know each other
almost oh i love these guys we know each other almost five years and we've been
friends all of
these all of these times until we discovered our mutual love and affection is
there anything better
than the way fucking people in eastern europe speak they first of all they
speak in english which is
tremendous that's amazing i wish i could be bilingual i just don't have the
fucking patience
um and i also love that they don't have the word for the so they don't use it
and it just makes
everything sound so much for so much more direct we've been friends all these
times until we discovered
our mutual love affection four months ago and now she is my girlfriend i study
in poland she studies
in germany so that means we don't see each other frequently but we had our
business time a lot i think
that means banging each other a few days ago my girlfriend told me that she was
on mdma
oh that's a drug i guess but to be clear drug did not pulled the trigger for
her
to make such a thing i'm sorry man i'm trying to help i'm trying to go with
your english here i don't
know i know mdma isn't isn't that well dmt is that one that makes you fucking
go into another dimension
i don't know what mdma is i don't want to know anyways uh my girlfriend told me
she was on mdma
the previous night and had sex with a random fucking guy she was crying and shaming
herself on the phone
telling me that she is wrong loves me i'm the special one for her and she told
me that now it's
my decision how our relationship will go on bill i want to hear your advice on
on these point the thing
is that i really love her and my love is higher than that fucking sexual act
which she had with
that random fucking dude bill i want to hear your advice and what would be your
approach in my position
fuck you and eat a bag of shit
p.s love you from georgia country not the state and sorry for my grammar
mistakes dude you crushed
your fucking english i can't do that i i could barely write that well in my own
my own language
all right what to do here what to do what to do um all right obviously my gut
just says you got to get rid
of her uh you know when you're not around she's going to be on drugs going to raves
and a random guy
um she does give points for actually telling you that
uh
i i mean
i i don't i don't know what to do this is hard this is hard because you said
that you actually love her
and to the level that you could look past that but dude
i would say watch casino and see deniro's relationship with sharon stone i mean
do you
have a potential for getting involved in that um
i don't know if you can forgive somebody for that uh okay but if it happens
again
um you guys don't live near each other
and then she goes to raves and does drugs and fuck somebody
um dude i think at the very least you need to take a break
i think maybe you should just take a break and be like i need to sort this out
and when she says
why and it'd be like well because what you did me up so bad that i had to send
an email to a
podcast on the other side of the planet to try and get advice that's why
so um you sound like you're young she sounds like she's young
god knows there's plenty of fish in the sea that wouldn't do
whatever the fuck she just did uh i gotta put this back in your court dude like
just being where i'm
sitting and the fact that there's there's distance between the two of you i
just don't see this thing
working out you're in poland she's in germany and while in germany goes to a
party does drugs and
fuck somebody else um i don't know that just sounds like the tip of the iceberg
dude i think you gotta
pull the cord um that's what i would say as a friend and i think if i was in
that situation you
would say that to me too because you weren't emotionally involved in it however
people are
human they do make mistakes uh you know this woman better than i do if you feel
like it's worth it
give her another chance but i would sit on this thing for about at least six
weeks
uh i wouldn't have contact with her and i would just try to get yourself back
into you
and not the us mode and after six weeks or something i don't know i i think you
really gotta like uh
you gotta you gotta you gotta this isn't one of those well all right you know
all right shake it off
um that's what i would do okay and like i said what the do i know
um and i'm sorry that that happened to you man that's brutal um you know i've
been there
and i've made both decisions i've stayed in it and then got burned again and i
have walked
and then thought what if so uh that sucks right around the holidays too jesus
christ