Name: Bill Burr - Super Bowl 50 Pregame / Bill's Keys To The Game
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Super Bowl 50 Pregame / Bill's Keys To The Game' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-02-01. Transcript available.

right okay have you guys been watching any of the super bowl pregame why would
you are they doing
the old man versus the young man if i'm a denver broncos how do i stop cam newton
of these panthers
of the fucking carolina the thing about cam newton is this guy is one of those
rare talents that just
can hurt you on every level you cover his receivers no problem this guy's gonna
run it
you're gonna rush this guy you can't bring him down with just one guy you're
gonna stand there
and stare at him he's gonna pick you apart i'll tell you right now i would not
want to have this
job as being a coach of one of these denver bronco defense mike what do you
think they're gonna do
well i think the key to the game is denver has to get the ball and they have to
score early they got
to score often their best hope to control cam newton is to take the panthers
out of their game plan if
they're playing catch up all night you know with that denver defense and then
and and don't don't
take you know i know peyton manning's older but this is still peyton manning
okay it's his last game
i'll tell you right now he's a competitor he's gonna get out there and although
the panthers have a
good defense they still are a young defensive unit okay and then you watch that
to come into play
especially after they make their halftime adjustments is that about it
something like
that they're gonna try to exploit the themes um what about special teams
what about peyton manning's wife taking hgh what are the odds of that can you
imagine if giselle was
getting hgh sent to the house i'm sure that story would just disappear after a
couple of moments
um you want my super bowl pick um i actually like the broncos with the points
if they're getting six
and don't listen to me because i don't know anything about the broncos coach
but i know bill belichick
with peyton manning and that defense could figure out a way to uh beat the carolina
panthers
and i know what a lot of you guys are thinking well that defense and that coach
and peyton manning just beat your patriots and bill belichick it's like well he
didn't have the team
you know um my only concern is that denver's defense isn't as good as it looked
against the patriots
because uh we had that swiss cheese fucking offensive line we had injuries all
that year
and carolina looks really healthy their offensive line looks really healthy so
uh
i don't know i think that bullshit that i actually said earlier where i was
making fun of those analysis
those analysts is actually what i think denver better hope they win the toss
and i would say
take the ball rather than deferring it and hopefully you march down the field
score seven
give them a three and out i think i literally think that they and then need to
score again
go up 10 nothing this is my keys to the game denver win the toss
they need to go out there and somehow get it done and choose heads if it's
going to be heads
tails if it's going to be tails then they got to take the fucking ball ram it
down their fucking
throats yeah just obvious shit nice time-consuming drive and uh establish the
run
um i think payton can do all right against their defense if they if they uh you
know
if he has the fucking time see there's no way to say really bill what if he
doesn't have the time
does that make it more difficult this is really hard this is really it's really
hard to say something
that isn't cliched um
my my concern as a broncos fan is that the panthers get the ball they march
right down the field and they
score because what's his face peyton manning is is gloom and doom guy that guy
gets that look on his
face peyton face is what me and my family used to call it where he just he just
purses his lips and he
starts looking downfield shaking his head as he takes his fucking chin strap
off after yet another
three and out that's the that's the the headspace panthers want to get him in
if he gets into that
he gets into that why isn't everybody as good as me mindset uh it's fucking
over so in order to keep
him happy i'd say that they got to score i'm back to that again ah jesus maybe
i'll come up with
something on thursday there you go everybody i take the broncos in the points i
take six points
fuck it because every cunt out there is going to take the panthers every cunt
out there is going
dude the panthers are going to fucking destroy him that's when you want to go
the other way
because whatever that means that every fucking shit out there is going to put
money on the panthers
which means the line will keep going up because vegas is one again is going to
want to get money on both
sides of the ball thank you bill like we didn't know that oh fuck you