Name: Bill Burr - Music Care's Event
Uploaded: 2016-02-16T06:56:30.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Music Care's Event' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-02-16. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Music Care's Event' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-02-16. Transcript available.

this uh this past weekend on saturday night when i got back i went to a uh this
music music cares
event and um every year they honor somebody and whoever they're honoring
everybody comes out
and um just does this person's music so say they were honoring acdc a bunch of
famous fucking
musicians that are into acdc would come out and do all their songs and switch
them up and do
different versions of them so it was lionel richie right oh what a feeling
right so i go to this
fucking thing and uh it was unreal it was like lenny kravis usher who i couldn't
believe how small
he was he fucking crushed it um john legend stevie wonder all right all these
monsters and then stevie
wonder and i knew dave growl was gonna go on and i'm like how the fuck is dave
growl gonna follow
is he gonna play drums and sing is he gonna do the come out with his blue
guitar and sing and he just
went up and just sang a song that was it he told this fucking story about you
know when he broke his
leg remember he fell off the stage well he broke his leg he was talking about
all the outpouring from
the fans and all that and then one day he just got this giant fucking basket of
muffins the biggest
basket i guess ever this fucking giant thing and there was no note or anything
on it and as he's telling
this story that the band's sort of just playing you know some music underneath
it and he's telling
this story he's got people laughing but they're listening and all that shit and
then like two days
later i guess he got a he got a uh a call from his manager who said yeah uh
lionel richie's lionel richie
just called up to see if you got the giant basket of muffins and then he just
goes uh so i just you
know i forget how we ended the story i'm butchering it now right as he ends the
story and you realize
that it was lionel richie they kick into that his song you are and dave growl
just crushed it you know
that song you are there's something you are the rain and he just was up there
singing it crushed it
went on after stevie wonder and crushed it um
so i i got to i got to do that you know it was funny was uh i i went down there
and um
you know i'm not a suit guy but you had to wear like a shirt and tie dude and i
swear to god
like i i don't know just like me when i was on the motorcycle when i i had on
that suit and tie dude
i don't know what it was sometimes i look all right but uh the thing about
suits is if you if you
you gotta buy them like they go out of style really quick and this one was like
three four years old
i just got in a dry clean to some show the last time i wore it and i put this
thing on and uh
i was talking to nia i was like and i just kept going i look like an asshole
right though like she's
like no you look fine i got yeah i don't think so i i look like an so the whole
night
um you know anytime i would walk into the bathroom
you know it was a long night it was like a four hour thing you know and uh
anytime i would go in
there and i would wash my hands and i would just sit there and i would look at
myself in the
mirror i just kept laughing what a jerk off i look like uh i know it wasn't a
good scene
you know i don't like hating myself it's not a good place for me to be
i like to say i think it's time to retire that suit