Name: Bill Burr - Advice: Boyfriend's Weed Smoking Habit
Uploaded: 2016-03-01T16:02:06.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Advice: Boyfriend's Weed Smoking Habit' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-03-01. Transcript available.

Boyfriend's smoking habit.
Hey, Mr. Burr.
Love the podcast and the stand-up.
Come to Rochester, New York soon.
I would love...
Oh, you know what?
You know what?
There's a Buffalo date
and a Syracuse date in the works.
Yes, ma'am.
Yes, sir.
Whatever this is writing this shit.
What the fuck?
I just scrolled down.
Sorry.
Love the podcast and the stand-up.
Come to Rochester, New York.
I would appreciate some advice
from yourself and the lovely Nia
if she's available.
She ain't here today, man.
All right.
I've been with my boyfriend
for almost two years
and since day one,
I knew of his daily weed-smoking habit.
He doesn't let it hinder his life.
Still very social.
Faithful to going to work every day.
He's scheduled.
He eats healthy
and he goes to the gym
four to five days a week.
I've tried getting used to it
since it's something that he does
and it isn't a problem
in his life
but I've never wanted
to try drugs or alcohol
so I don't know
what the feeling of being
under the influence
of something is like.
Not because of that.
My problem is
unless I see him during the day
and even then he'll take a hit,
he's not sober.
Is it wrong of me
to be concerned
that whenever he sees me
he's under the influence
of something?
Whenever we go to the movies
or a comedy show
he'll bring half a cookie
so he can
quote,
enjoy the show more
and why don't I want him
to relax after work
by vaping a bag
and hanging out with me?
Considering this habit
hasn't hindered his life
in any way,
do I have a reason
to be uneasy about this?
I understand why he does it
and he tells me
it doesn't affect
his feelings about me
and about us being together
but it still makes me uneasy
whenever I know he's high.
Yeah, well I mean
if you don't like it
you don't like it
and if he enjoys it
he enjoys it
so you both know
where you stand.
I gotta be honest,
I mean if someone
was drinking every day
there would be
probably an issue
with that
although there's
no medicinal purposes
for alcohol,
is there?
Unless they're taking
an arrow out of your back.
Don't they like
rub some on your gums
or some shit?
I can't remember
how it goes.
You take a shot,
is that what it is?
You bite down
on a fucking garden hose?
I don't remember.
Yeah, I mean
if he's getting
fucking baked
all the time
and he always,
you know,
so he'll enjoy it more,
yeah, that's a little bit
of a red flag.
You know, honestly
if you're fucking
doing it every day
and you're never
really sober
and you're just sort of
constantly
just sort of high,
that's probably
not a good way
to go through life
but it is his choice.
I would just tell him
just be like,
look, I'm not saying
you can't smoke
but like you're high
all the time
and I'm sober
so I'm constantly
talking to a
buzzed you
and
it bothers me.
I would just tell him
that and I think
that it's going to
bother him
because when you
fucking smoke weed
like that,
it's a religion.
You know what I mean?
It's not like
every day
he comes home
and he does this
one little thing
puts his shoes
in the wrong spot
or some shit.
This is like
you're talking about
his state of consciousness
when he's around you
at all fucking times
basically.
You want him to alter that
so that's kind of
a major change.
He didn't tell me
how old he was
but
I don't know.
I don't know much
about weed.
I know some people
say they get productive
when they're using it
and that type of stuff
but
I don't know.
I really feel that
you know
and this is somebody
who's like
realized that his
drinking is out of
control again
so I just sort of
I've stopped
for the last
fucking three days.
I mean I really
have to watch it
with myself
okay
because I have
the kind of job
where
you know
I can get
fucked up every night
basically
and then sleep
in the next day.
Now granted
my career would suffer
and I wouldn't
get anywhere
and eventually
you know
but I mean
I could do some
before like
my career
totally did a
fucking nosedive
provided I didn't
like you know
do something stupid
like fucking
you know
get behind the
wheel of a car
fucking
assault somebody
if I was just
getting drunk
every day
yeah that would
affect where I was
in the business
but it'd be like
a long
seven year
like tapering off
you know
back to doing
the comedy vault
at Remington's
in Boston
which doesn't
exist anymore
but
you know
I don't know
I just personally
I know I really
got to watch it
and my thing
about people
who smoke weed
is
the fact
that they can
be on it
and nobody
really knows
like
you know
and once they're
high all the time
they're experienced
being high
and they can just
go to work
being high
and you can't
do that
drunk
you can't
go to work
like you know
shotgun a beer
and walk in
people just know
it just doesn't
work
but I'm not
100%
against it
the way I used to
in the early days
of this podcast
when I didn't
know a lot
about it
now I'm
understanding
that there's
certain people
you know
if they have
really active
minds
they need to
fucking
chill out
it's actually
a great thing
for them
but I really
think if you're
doing it all
the fucking
time like that
yeah like
there's
probably cause
for an issue
there you know
to bring it up
like hey
you kind of
fucking
basically wasted
every time
I talk to you
and then also
you know
that whole thing
you know
he brings half
a cookie
so he can
enjoy the show
it's like
you can't
enjoy it
sober
like those
are kind
of some
red flags
I don't know
and I also
think that
you can
get addicted
to that
shit
you know
I think
your guy
is to be
honest with you
people always
think nah
you're not
really addicted
to it
oh yeah
you just
do it
every waking
moment
you can't
fucking
enjoy
something
unless you're
under the
influence
of it
there's
something
there
it's
just
because
it's
such a
mellow
thing
and it's
not like
you know
I got
a buddy
of mine
from back
in the
day
dude
he's
completely
fucking
addicted
to that
shit
he says
I love
weed
because
it turns
my life
into a
movie
and
you know
he's
basically
been high
since we
were sophomores
in high
school
and
without a
doubt
it's
fucked
with his
memory
without a
doubt
it's
fucked
with his
drive
you know
I don't
know
but I
understand
wanting
to get
fucked
up
every
day
personally
it's
fun
the thing
with weed
it's so
easy
a couple
of puffs
and then
boom
you're
there
you know
drinking
takes
it
off
I gotta
stop
talking
about
this
I'm
gonna
have
a
drink
I said
I'd
take
a week
off
here
so
all
right
well
good
luck
with
that
I would
just
say how
you're
feeling
and
if he
gives
you
shit
back
I'd
just
be
like
look
I'm
not
being
an
asshole
here
you're
just
like
you're
high
every
day
can
you
just
like
not
be
high
a
couple
days
a
week
but
like
how
do
you
do
that
not
feel
like
you're
infringing
on
this
guy's
fucking
lifestyle
I mean
that's
I
don't
know
I
would
bring
it
up
to
him
as
I
said
20
minutes ago before I meandered my way through that. Sorry about that. All right.