Name: Bill Burr - Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump/Last Row On Airplane
Uploaded: 2016-03-04T15:41:43.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump/Last Row On Airplane' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-03-04. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump/Last Row On Airplane' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-03-04. Transcript available.

oh my god just what nobody wanted or at least i didn't want it's down to hillary
and donald fucking trump un-fucking-believable how the how did we get here
you know what because we ride right like the wind
unbelievable and i don't know who the fucking before those are going to be my
two choices i'm
not doing it you know what i mean even though i didn't agree with everything
that bernie sanders
wanted to do uh i have to vote for a guy that went outside the usual fucking
places
to get his money for his campaign just to fucking encourage somebody else to do
that and i really
can't stand when people say that that's a waste of a vote i don't think it is
because i think each
time each election a guy like that gets a little bit further and i actually
think it's great that uh
that the democrats and republicans the best that they can come up with
at this point is hillary clinton and fucking donald trump i mean jesus oh this
is fucking
i don't really think there's a lesser of two evil here
i just i just it's you ever sit in the last row of a plane you know and they're
serving the breakfast
and they're just like all right your choices today are a ham and cheese omelet
or a bucket of shit with
granola right you're like ah fuck and then they go and you're like oh well fuck
it i'm going with the
fucking ham and cheese omelet there's no choice here this is not even a choice
right we do have a limited
selection of the breakfast is so we apologize if when we get to you what you
want is not available
immediately you're like i'm fucked and you're just sitting there is every row
well then you just hear
the lady go i just have a good ham and cheese omelet i love you ham and cheese
omelet okay if you said
ham and cheese omelet you know maybe once in a while there's some martyr that
goes yeah i'll take the
bucket of shit right um and then by the time it gets to you you know they're
all gone you even heard
her say i'm sorry sir i'm sorry man we don't have any more ham and cheese omelets
i understand i
understand you're upset but i i don't choose how many ham and cheese omelets
are on this flight
well i'm sorry you feel that way well please go to american airlines.com slash
org.net
and air your grievance is there and our robot will get back to you right so
then they come up to you
and of course just you just have to go sir all we have left is the bucket of
shit would you like that
with the granola the granola kind of takes the edge off of the shit is would
that be okay and you
still have to sit there and be like you just drag her through it even though it's
not her fault you
know you don't have what happened to the ham and cheese omelet you don't have
any that just out of
curiosity do you ever start at the back row and work your way to the front just
to kind of even it
out you know you never do that how come you always start up front and work your
way back to that poor
excuse for the uh of a kitchen why do you do that you know what i mean so i i
thought that this was all
coach evidently there isn't evidently there's the ham and cheese party coach in
the bucket of
shit sir why are you being hostile 9-11 save the terrorists save the terrorists
fight the terrorists um
so anyways uh how the did i get into that what was i talking about
i don't know i was talking about oh yeah the the election jesus i got so lost
in doing that
i didn't remember what i was talking about yeah that's basically what we're
left with we're basically
sitting on in the last row middle seat right next to the bathroom on a dc9 you
know where you can't
even look out the window and the engine is just blocking it and if you're like
me you heard of the
story the one time the engine failed on the tarmac thank god but a piece of it
flew through the
fuselage and into this woman's head and killed her that's what i always think
about but you know what i
also i also do it's because uh you know i didn't really look it up somebody
just said it to me