Name: Bill Burr - Kanye West & Deadmau5 / Kendrick Lamar & Ed Sheeran
Uploaded: 2016-03-12T15:11:30.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Kanye West & Deadmau5 / Kendrick Lamar & Ed Sheeran' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-03-12. Transcript available.

Hey, did anybody see that fucking hilarious Twitter back and forth between
Kanye West
and Deadmau or Deadmau, however the fuck you say his name?
I guess Kanye took a screenshot and in the fucking screenshot, allegedly, there
was something
up there that showed some website where he was pirating the software of that
fucking
DJ guy.
Okay, so Kanye took a screenshot and I guess this Deadmau, Deadmau5, however
the fuck
you say his name, I'm old, I should know how to say it, I guess he made this
software that
helps you make an album and evidently Kanye allegedly had a website open where
you could
illegally download it, so he called him out, he goes, you're not making enough
money to
pay for this software, you gotta fucking pirate my shit?
And he just wrote dick on it, so Kanye comes back with the barrage of shit,
just trashing
this DJ, talking about his mouse head, he got a fan in there, I'm bringing my
daughter, she's
a big fan of Minnie Mouse, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, just like a
corporation, you
know, just sending reams of paper over, like on Better Call Saul, trying to
fucking delay
it, but nowhere in it did the man deny that he didn't, that he fucking didn't
steal it,
as far as I could tell, he just, he just immediately, immediately, capitulation,
just immediately switched
it from you stole my shit to duh, what's with your fucking mouse head, right?
I actually wanted to fucking jump into the middle of it, to give the DJ help,
because he kind
of was fucking taking the bait, it was just, it's like what a chick does, you
know what
I mean?
They're so fucking good at arguing that they fucking, they spin you off like,
you got him
dead to rights, and by the time you come through the whole thing, you're like,
how the fuck did
I lose that?
Because they got you, never react to that shit, he should have just laid back,
you know,
on the ropes, let Kanye punch himself out, and then just say, yeah, so like I
said, you
stole my shit, you know?
And how's a guy with a mouse head going to take shifts from somebody who wore a
leather
miniskirt throughout a whole fucking tour?
I mean, there was so much shit he could have said back, but he should have
stayed in the
pocket.
I was just like, I was watching that the way I was watching like a comedian and
a heckler,
you know, then I was rooting, I was rooting for, I was rooting for the DJ, I
was rooting
for the DJ in that one, provided if the guy stole it, if he didn't, either way,
it was
fucking entertaining, you know, nice Twitter battle, isn't that nice, isn't it
funny how
I'm not into robots driving cars, but I like, I like, I like, I like a good
Twitter, Twitter
back and forth, you know?
All right, that's the Thursday afternoon, just before Friday, Monday morning
podcast, here
comes some music, once again, we always post at the MM podcast.
Twitter feed, we'll always tell you what the music is, Andrew always post it, I
don't know
what it is, I am an old man, I am just, I am just now trying to update my music,
oh my
God, I gotta tell you what I was doing the other day, holy shit, I was
listening to, I downloaded
all this shit, right?
Alabama Shakes, fucking love the new, that album that they have, was the shit.
The Weeknd, I'm listening to that, I actually like that shit, I gotta tell you
what was funny
though, was, ah, fuck, I already forgot his name, Kendrick Lamar, I'm so
fucking old, help
me out here guys, I, I, I don't know anything that's going on with any of these
people, Kendrick
Lamar, I'm sitting there, I have to admit, I did have this old guy thought, and
I was embarrassed
that I had it, I was listening to his album, and I get to this song, and he
just keeps going,
this dick ain't free, right?
And I'm just, and all I could just kept thinking was, this won a Grammy?
And I'm not saying it didn't deserve it, but I don't know what the people look
like who
fucking vote for the Grammys, but the way people complain about it, and how
they're always giving
it to white people, right, like the Oscars, I'm imagining it's a bunch of white
people,
50s and 60s, right?
Takes a while, I would think, to establish yourself enough to even be
considered, you know,
to be on that shit.
And I'm just picturing all these fucking 50 and 60 year old white people just
sitting
there listening to, this dick ain't free, right?
And they go like, you know, like they can relate to that on some level, going,
oh yeah,
this like connects with me, I'm going to vote with this, you know?
They probably just drive down the hood and stand there for 20 minutes and count
how many
times somebody drives by, this dick ain't free, like driving by, like, all
right, there's
enough people listening to it, we got to give it to them.
So anyways, but here's the embarrassing thing, I was in, oh, was I listening to,
I got to
make sure I say his name right, it's Ed, is it Sheehan?
Ah, for fuck's sakes, Bill, you don't know any, I did Conan with this guy, he
was fucking
great, I think he's great, I just don't fuck it.
Sheeran.
Sheeran?
We'll go with Sheeran.
And I was listening to his album, and I was listening, I was listening to that
song, One.
I was listening to Ed Sheeran, One, in a Toyota Prius, and I was sitting there
going, I am
enjoying this.
Like, what happened to me?
I used to be, I used to fucking listen, what happened?
But when I really look back at the shit that I used to think was badass, some
of it was badass
stuff, a lot of it, you know.
Say what people will say about a sensitive fellow like this, Eddie here, right?
You know, he does dress like a man, unlike the bands that I listened to in the
80s, where
they came up just full on, not only did they dress like chicks, they dressed
like hot chicks
trying to hang on.
They were really like the first house, real housewives, when you look back at a
lot of it,
you know what I mean?
I guess still, they were still in their prime, in their 20s.
I don't know, so whatever.
Those are the albums that I was listening to this week.
I literally went from 1970, 80 to, you know, I went from like 19, I don't know,
late 60s
to late 80s was what the fuck I've been listening to for the last, I don't know
how many, since
I worked in a fucking warehouse in the 80s.
And then I immediately went to like 2014, 2015, 2016, and I survived.
I somehow survived and I actually enjoy this shit, so I don't know.
I don't know if it's going to help me.
I don't even know what the point of it is, but all I know is it's, it's, I don't
know, that's funny to me.
This dick ain't free.
The album of the year.
I'll listen to it more.
I'll try to, I mean, it's going into some really white ears here, though.
It's probably actually a, it probably says more about him as an artist if I don't
get it, you know what I mean?
Then if I get it, he probably doesn't want me to get it.
He's like, I don't want some 48-year-old white guy liking my shit.
Oh, maybe I'm wrong.
What the fuck do I know?
Anyways, fuck off.
I'll talk to you on Monday.