Name: Bill Burr - Soul Food And BBQ
Uploaded: 2016-03-25T13:45:03.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Soul Food And BBQ' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-03-25. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Soul Food And BBQ' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-03-25. Transcript available.

hey what's going on it's bill burr and it's time for the thursday afternoon
just before friday
monday morning podcast and i'm just checking just checking in on you you
fucking who what's going
on how are you um does the sound sound fucked up here you know what it is you
guys probably
wonder why bill why don't you when you get the fucking sound right why don't
you uh just set it
set it and forget it remember that shit you turn on an oven just forget about
it just fucking walk
away from it i bought one of those things the thing was this shit i don't know
i can't remember
whatever happened to it stick a whole fucking chicken in there you know and i
would set it but
i would not forget it i would always remember that i had a chicken cooking
because i was living in new
york and uh you know i was paying nine grand a month for like fucking 30 square
feet so you know i had my
pillow propped up on the other side of it and you know it's impossible not to
hear that bell go off
considering uh my head was against it you know half of my head would be sweaty
and red and i'd sit down
i eat a whole chicken greasy as shit i don't understand why fucking chickens
are so goddamn greasy
you know when you look at them they don't look greasy and they're greasy as
shit and then you know
what's the worst is you fucking show up and the amount of people that don't
know how to cook chicken
and it's just fucking dry ass chicken do you know way back in the day back in
the day when i was young
and i had more hair um i used to do uh what was called the uptown shows you
know do the uptown show uptown
you know in my business is means uh the black shows these shows where the crowd
is african-american
and uh every once in there's like one white guy on the show one token white guy
so i used to be the
token white guy on those things and i remember all the fucking time i used to
do these things and i hope
he hears this i used to work for uh talent he used to do all those fucking
rooms and they used to always
give me shit saying white people don't know how to have a cookout or barbecue
whatever the fucking
thing is and i'll never forget he invited me i can't remember was it him or gerald
kelly they invited
me up way the fuck up in the bronx i don't know where the hell i was it was
this fucking like basketball
slash do stand-up during the day in this basketball park so i gotta fuck it i'll
go up there and do it
so i went up there you know and they're fucking cooking up and all that shit
and i gotta tell you
i will never forget how fucking disappointed i was when i ate the chicken it
was so fucking dry
telling you everybody talks shit ah fucking do this i'll fucking do it go go
fucking do it
i gotta you know what i should have nia here for this because that's another
one too they always
tell me how good soul food is i've been to one good soul food place it's the
same thing with like
barbecue too everybody raving about fucking barbecue ninety percent of those
things are absolute
shitholes you walk in there you see like 50 health code violations there's
fucking flies and stuff
and then they just they try to disguise all their fuck ups with like fucking
you know
10 pounds of barbecue sauce i mean you put barbecue sauce on a tree branch it's
gonna fucking taste good
to some level right um i found that all you know trying to you know what the
reality is is i don't
know shit about barbecue so it's just like you know if you don't know shit
about stand-up you're gonna
watch a bunch of hacks before you get to a good one so maybe that's what it is
i have no idea
i have no idea the one place sold food place that i went that actually i went
to amy ruth's a long time
ago and i like that i thought that that was quality all right so i know it has
to be out there i mean
god knows if you want to get a good fucking corned beef sandwich i know that
you go down to tom bergen's
here in fucking la right i know where to go for that shit so somebody help me
out in la where's where's
where's a good spot for all of that type of stuff because i've i can't say it
because it'll be
sacrilegious but i've gotten the most famous fucking um i guess soul food place
out here there's two
locations and i went to both of them and the food absolutely without a doubt no
questions landslide
fucking sucked and i was like what is there a god why is there a fucking line
around the block for this
shit it's terrible there has to be this has to be the spot that only guys like
me know about right
and then everybody else is going to the real place um that was a fucking left
turn i think the only
good barbecue i think i ever really enjoyed was when i was in alabama and there
was a place called uh
saws smart ass wilson it stood for and that shit was fucking delicious you go
in the place was clean
you know they always have to have it be a little bit funky it kind of looks
like do you guys build
hot rods here or are you are you making a fucking you know brisket
you know fucking pisses me off those whenever you watch the food network and
you watch those
professionals doing it i'm always screaming at the tv where do you where the
fuck is your restaurant
i don't want to sit here watch you cooking all this shit that i can't fucking
eat
i mean it's works of art you know people make barbecue with some fat motherfuckers
though you got to admit
that right just big fuck they look like they drive trucks um anyways this is
just making me hungry
speaking of which i've been eating like shit you know i know i was gonna
fucking tell you something
i don't know what the hell i was talking about i start talking about fucking
dry chicken
that gives a fuck right does it really matter i'm just checking in on you this
really isn't even a podcast