Name: Bill Burr - Girlfriend Annoyed By Sexy TV Show Character
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Girlfriend Annoyed By Sexy TV Show Character' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-04-05. Transcript available.

All right, girlfriend bothered and annoyed by sexy TV show character.
Dear Billy Blank Balls, my girlfriend and I were recently watching the new
season of Daredevil
and we're enjoying it. However, one character, Elektra, was introduced and she
bothered the
hell out of my girlfriend. For reference, Elektra is this character that is
sexy, provocative
and an all-around badass ninja woman. Elektra is also like that weird sort of,
isn't that
that mythology thing? What is the, what is that weird fucking thing? Isn't that
what, I'm not even
going to say it because if I'm wrong, it has to do with some sort of creepy
sexual relations within
the family, doesn't it? You know, daughter, father, and then the other one is
son, mother,
where the son kills the dad or some shit. It's just fucking weird. When I see
those types of stories,
I actually start believing in Adam and Eve. Well, yeah, there was just two
people and they banged
and then they had this incestuous fucking horse shit for a couple of
generations until we fucked
ourselves out. Maybe that did happen. Maybe that's why Neanderthals and all
like, or whatever they are,
the original cavemen, their heads were all fucked up looking. It's because
everyone was related.
Who the fuck knows? Anyways, she was a cool character, but my girlfriend hated
her.
I noticed that it wasn't anything against the character since she couldn't tell
me why she didn't
like her other than she just bothers her. Other people have told me that their
girlfriends slash
wives are the same way with Elektra when watching this show with their
significant other.
I know it isn't just this character because any female that is in a sexy,
badass role,
I've noticed women, specifically ones with boyfriends, don't like. Is this just
some kind of insecurity
women have? Do they really dislike their boyfriend seeing someone that may be
sexier than them?
Well, yeah, if you fucking put it that way, they're going to be annoyed.
Hey, honey, do you know, let's see that girl. Look how much sexier she is than
you.
When she watches Fight Club, you know, does she say how fucking much better of
old Brad Pitt's looking?
Anyways, are they worried that this fictional TV character is going to steal me
away from her?
I am wondering if I should say anything because, quite frankly, it's starting
to get on my nerves.
She will root against the character for no reasons besides the ones listed
above.
I don't know if I would just make her move, make her more pissed off, though.
Have you ever been in a situation like this?
Love the show. And as always, go fuck yourself.
Here's the thing. One of the worst things you can do when you get into a
relationship with a woman is to start having your behavior be dictated by just
trying to keep them in a good mood.
All right. I'm not saying walk around and be an asshole, but if you're not
being a fucking asshole and they're just being moody fucking assholes, like you
got to call them out on it.
Yeah, like, and this is another thing, too. You got to treat them like adults
rather than treating them like children, which is what a lot of guys do,
because physically we're stronger than them.
So you feel like if you say anything to them, it's like you're yelling at a
child. You're not.
Not only is that an adult, in a lot of ways, they're more advanced because they
can't beat the fuck out of you.
They have to go, they have to go with their mental, right?
That's why they can just manipulate you like a fucking little puppet there,
because they can just play Jedi mind games, because they're not going to, from
day one, they're like, all right, this fucking thing is going to be stronger
than me at some point.
So I need to learn how to control it just using my brain, right?
That's how you end up holding fucking yarn.
Always kidding. No woman sews anymore, right?
They barely even cook.
That's how you end up at fucking brunch.
This is what you got to say.
You just got to just hit pause and just, I would just be like, what is your
problem with this character?
You're ruining this show for me, okay?
Look at Daredevil.
He's got abs.
You see me acting like a fucking baby about this, you know?
If you don't like the way you look, go to the gym.
Why don't you be inspired by this fuck?
That's what I feel when I watch a superhero movie, other than like, A, when the
fuck is this dumb horse shit going to be over?
It always makes me feel like, yeah, I got to hit the gym.
I can literally sit there and watch Thor, who's probably a foot taller than me,
a thousand times better looking than I'm ever going to be.
And all that dude does is make me want to go to the gym.
But then again, if you look at our roles, like, all I need to do is earn enough
money where I can get a Ferrari and a toupee.
And next thing you know, I can bang some whore that's been in a fucking
magazine.
And that's basically how it works, if I drive the car in the right part of the
world, right?
Drive around the fucking French Riviera.
Jesus Christ, you have no idea what you're going to be banging.
They don't have that option.
You know what I mean?
They can't be like, well, I'm a six, but, you know, if I start making money, I
can go get myself a Brad Pitt.
You can't.
And you know what?
You can't blame society.
You got to blame the good Lord for that one.
So maybe that's why.
Maybe that's why.
Because no matter what she does, she can't.
I don't know.
I don't fucking know.
Ask her.
But, you know, something I wouldn't be on.
You know, if she's ruining your show, you got to call her out on it.