Name: Bill Burr - Email: Wage Gap Myth
Uploaded: 2016-04-12T13:47:49.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Email: Wage Gap Myth' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-04-12. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Email: Wage Gap Myth' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-04-12. Transcript available.

wage gap myth uh deal dear billy baru i was one of the fortunate audience
members of your
epic terrorist performance you crushed it my opinion thank you very much he
said the wage
gap statistic um he said i wanted to bunk a myth for you the wage gap statistic
you know there's
this thing right now that they say that a woman gets paid less 79 cents less to
do the exact same
job as a guy which you know my opinion is fucked up the job should pay what it
should pay right
so this guy says the wage gap statistic that you hear about all the time is
simply the average
earnings of men and women working full time it does not take into account
different job positions
hours worked or different jobs it has nothing to do with the same work it has
nothing to do with
discrimination in 1963 the supreme court passed the equal pay act which makes
it illegal to pay
different wages for the same job if you still don't buy that then consider this
if a company could
legally play pay women less money do you think those greedy cunts would ever
hire a man
some decent points there uh once i pulled this wage gap threat thread a whole
bunch of other feminist
myths started to unravel but i just wanted to shine a light on this topic well
okay let's you know
i'll have to look all of that up i never looked up the equal pay act but um
if they're still able to make the numbers work then wouldn't that say that guys
get the better
high paying jobs then then does it become that i'm just asking all right um
that's what i would
guess so i don't know evidently i have some reading to do and i think a lot of
feminists do too that
just jump on the bandwagon i'll look up the equal pay act um i don't know who
the fuck knows i mean
one of the dumbest fucking ways to get somebody to listen to your goddamn
opinion is to just sit
there and be like you got it better than us your life is fucking easy that
immediately puts the other
side going like you know and ah fuck you fuck you and your brassiere you know
my fucking life's easy
i just dealt with this this this and this you know it just puts people into
that mindset um
i don't know that whole fucking yelling and screaming and shit you know believe
me as a
yeller and a screamer i know it doesn't make people listen to you it just makes
you people just go
oh my god i want to get away from this person or that person's a fucking lunatic
that's been my experience trying to convey ideas
since i was a little orange-headed child
um i don't know what's going on okay at the end of the day people should the
job should pay what the
job pays and the best person should get it but sadly that is never going to
happen because there's
always going to be the boss's son there's always going to be the hot chick
there's always going to
be the racist the homophobe the person who comes in with the southern accent
you're up north or vice
versa and somebody's mentally still fighting the war i think southern people
are stupid you can't the only
way to take the human element out of it is to gradually slowly but surely dumb
down human beings
make everything automated and you slowly replace them with free-thinking robots
which is basically
what's going to happen by free-thinking i mean they agree with the upper one
percent and not even the
upper one percent the upper one percent of the one percent that doesn't even
show up you know
there's a lot you remember all the blue blood money and everybody kind of knew
how much money they had
and now they all say that oh they gave away a lot you know the rockefellers are
you know their fortune
isn't what it's worth it used to be the vanderbilts they're only worth like 75
million dollars now i mean
that's i don't know there's all these stories out there that there's families
that are so fucking big and
powerful they're above any sort of borders and they fucking you know when they
travel by yacht it's only
like it's like their little navy and they just it's i love conspiracy theory
and they just float around
they pull up to the dock and the country's just come out and give them bags of
gold and then they
just disappear it's like water world except you know without the uh you know i
don't know except
they still have all the amenities because the world hasn't flooded over yet
does that make any sense
you know i think that's as good a spot to stop as any
yeah