Name: Bill Burr - Warriors Record / Kobe's Last Game
Uploaded: 2016-04-15T13:05:27.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Warriors Record / Kobe's Last Game' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-04-15. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Warriors Record / Kobe's Last Game' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-04-15. Transcript available.

how about the fucking nhl playoffs playoffs oh first of all congratulations to
the golden
state warriors 73 fucking wins 73 and 9 i gotta tell you i don't know it took
20 years for someone
to beat 72 do you think somebody ever beats i mean they had single digit loss
for the season
that's fucking unbelievable that's that's about his borderline unbreak i think
that that really
um well you know i don't know enough about hoop how who had who had the record
before the bulls
like how long those records last um 73 and 9 that's that's gonna be a tough one
if basically
not even the 96 bulls won that many fucking games um but i you know those guys
if you had that carrot
dangling in front of them they'd somehow fucking figure out how to win 70.
somebody's got to go
74 and 8. i don't know that you can do that um and i don't know that i know all
the rules of basketball
either so take that with a giant grain of salt um congratulations to them and
congratulations to
kobe bryant hall of fame career going out with 60 points on 50 shots which i
thought was perfect
you never considered your teammates your entire career why would you do it on
your last night
i thought it was the perfect way he went out and i love that nike commercial
the nike commercial where
he stands in the middle of the court and the celtic fans really an actor in celtic
gear gets up and
starts singing to him i just and all the fans around the league are singing how
they hate him but they
really love him and respect him and there's no other teammates no other lakers
no fucking nod to the past
of fucking magic and kareem no thanks phil jackson no nothing just kobe
standing in the middle of the
court in the fucking christ pose with his fucking arms out it was absolutely
fucking perfect great job nike
great fucking job um one of the greatest one-on-one fucking players you're ever
going to see one of the
greatest outside shooters you're ever going to see and uh one of the biggest
cancers in a locker room
that ever fucking existed more he was sort of the second coming of wilt chamberlain
as far as the
points that he scored versus what the fuck he did in the locker room and um i i
just thought it was
fucking perfect he took 50 fucking shots
ah i don't think it could have been any more perfect that was just it was
phenomenal
and it was that is kobe he takes 50 shots he annoys you but he scores 60 points
you know what i mean i honestly think that i could have played on a lot of
those laker teams because he
you know he's not going to throw it to you anyways i could have run up and down
the court my fucking
pasty legs how bad would my pasty thighs look in those fucking golden uniforms
oh unbelievable or even worse than when they had those white ones there for a
while
the home white ones it'd just be like i don't know you'd have that little bit
of fringe
to kind of break at the end of it to break up the shorts and my fucking milk
thighs
and then maybe i had some socks so i don't know i don't know jesus that even
that vision
is fucking disturbing to me.