Name: Bill Burr - Email: Tom Brady & Jim Irsay
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Email: Tom Brady & Jim Irsay' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-05-02. Transcript available.

all right tom brady and jim ursay all right even i'm sick of this fucking story
at this point what
up billy boy big fan of your bye blah blah blah blah of course the pats didn't
beat the colts by
34 because of a deflated ball deflated balls that's not the point though here's
an example
if a baseball player is on steroid but goes oh for five on a particular day
what do you mean
that's not the point though i don't know what point you made um i guess you're
saying the deflated ball
didn't affect the outcome uh if a baseball player is on steroid but goes oh for
five on a particular
day does that mean he didn't cheat of course not i hate people who do this who
ask questions for me
uh the point i'm making is that it's not about the results it's about breaking
the rules see this is
why i can't stand people that's not this is not what that decision was about
tom brady's was was
his suspension was reinstated not because it was proven that he cheated this
last trial was all
about does a corporation have a right to discipline its employee that's what it
was about
that's what the nfl was fighting because tom brady opened up a can of worms
which was basically like
we're your boss and we said you're suspended he appealed it outside of the nfl
into a court of
law which of course it didn't fucking hold up because it was a complete kangaroo
court horseshit
fucking thing that happened you know where the owner of the other fucking team
hires a guy to find
dirt on the other fucking team which you can do on anybody right and then then
one guy plays judge jury
and executioner you take it into a court of law i knew that thing would get
laughed out of court which
it fucking did and jim ursay was looked to be a fucking moron so then what
happened sir is they
changed their argument they then went back to say listen we are the nfl the
corporation known as the
national football league tom brady is an employee all right we said that he's
suspended we are his boss
do we well we we argue that we have the right to suspend um our own employees
that's what it was
about okay so this is what kills me about all these people including michael
michael rapaport who
texted me right he fucking texted me and he goes haha motherfucker uh guilty
until proven innocent
like like tom brady was resus like his suspension was reactivated thus vindicating
everybody that says
tom brady's a cheat you guys are not paying attention to the fucking story that's
not what happened
what happened was the nfl in a court of law won the right to suspend tom brady
because tom brady is a
fucking oh god is there anything more relentless than when your fucking wife
calls jesus christ i got
two more minutes here um all right i'll answer it here hang on a second
i'll answer it hello hello it's connecting hey i'm finishing my podcast that's
why i have a microphone
and headphones on i'll try call you right back cutie bye bye um anyways that's
what happened so i'll read
the rest of this guy's most buffalo wild wing dopes think what happened was
they uh the nfl appealed it
and it got proven that tom brady is in fact a cheater that that was never
proven it was never proven all
right so i don't know what so he goes if brady broke the rule then he should be
punished i don't
know if he did or he didn't i'm just tired of the argument that since pats the
pats blew out the colts
it doesn't matter another thing you always say that the colts owner got rules
changed to benefit his teams
what rules were changed as far as i know he only asked that the league enforce
rules that were already
in place no he sat on the rules committee when we beat him and we roughed up
his receivers he
bitched to the referees and the referees said that's legal he then made a tape
he and a and peyton manning
made a tape went to the nfl and the nfl said that's legal jim mercy got on the
rules committee
he spearheaded a movement to make the way we covered their receivers not legal
okay the colts had a better
offense than we did at the time we had a better defense he made a rule change
that tipped it in
favor of him this guy is filthy he's filthy those those were chains and why do
i have to tell you
that why don't you look it up like you can't find it anyways he goes as far as
i know he only asked for
the no yeah as far as you know yeah because you didn't look it up the five yard
rule for receivers
has been around forever no it hasn't no it hasn't that happened in my lifetime
the first thing it was it was the mel blount rule when he beat the shit out of
golden richards
in the super bowl don't fucking you're speaking in general i don't he said i
can't fucking i can't
stand people like this oh that's been around forever oh this blah blah blah oh
they don't even look
it up that's like verzi when verzi fucking goes like uh you know joe montana
had jerry rice
it's like he didn't have him for his first two super bowls he had nobody in 81
he had freddie
solomon and dwight clark those were his number one and two receivers and he had
some guy earl cooper
as a running back he won with nobody he won with people he won with stars from
people he won with
stars right he's millennials i don't understand whatever pre-millennials they
just don't look at them
he said ursay simply wanted it enforced what's wrong with that please respond
on your podcast even
if you shit on me i'll remain a listener you're a funny motherfucker dude that's
not what
fucking happened and all of this happened in your lifetime you're just having
selective memory
he said to the referees look at this tape look what they did they go yeah we
saw it that's legal
unreal unreal unreal and and then they made the tape how do you forget this it
was it was like a little
over 10 years ago go look it up that's what the happened and then it became
then it became you can't
touch him at all it wasn't after five yards it wasn't before the five yards
they were touching moves
after them the physical contact that they were having after that that that they
were
bitching about and then that's when it came okay you can do the five yard chuck
and then after that
bullshit you can't touch anybody at all used to be able to hand check i'm not
saying like you know
that you know 10 years ago you could fucking beat the shit out of me i'm not
saying that but it's
just gradually kept moving towards what jim ursay finally had was like okay you
can push the guy
you know in the first five yards and then this is the jimmer the jimmer say
ruled that is then after
that you can't do anything okay which is why right after that all of a sudden
all of dan marino's
records started falling right and left i remember one year there was like drew
bleese drew breeze peyton
manning and like tom brady were all on pace to break his like almost 30 year
old record of yards in a
season um because of those those ridiculous things it became almost illegal to
cover a receiver it was
never like that when i was growing up ever and if you don't believe me do your
homework go look at um
go look at old nfl footage the that you could do the nba is the same way you
could beat the
out of somebody if they came down the lane i mean what kevin mikhail did to
kurt rambus i mean back
in the day that would be like a 10 game suspension um or whatever it would be
you'd be suspended for
a number of games and then as far as i know nobody even got thrown out uh but i
am going back like 30
years so please just i don't give a if you want to on my team but just do your
homework that last trial
was about a corporation's right to suspend an employee that's what it was about
it wasn't
about whether tom brady was guilty and uh and for all you cunts out there who
are just obsessed with
this air pressure what if tom brady had steroids delivered to his mailbox in
his wife's name
give me a break already and even then i gotta be honest with you i don't think
steroids change the
outcome of the game they help your personal performance but if steroids just
meant you won the game
then you know teams that did steroids they when they just go undefeated
i don't know it gives you a competitive edge it does and you know whatever i i
i am not against
steroids i think steroids should be legalized they should be researched to the
hilt and um
just literally for the quality of life that everyone's gonna have i mean
singers blow out their voices they
get to take a steroid and they go out and sing their song nobody in the crowd
says that they cheated
right i don't know anyways let's plow ahead whatever i'm i'm done arguing that
especially at this point
when all of that information that i just said is out there i might have had a
couple of things wrong
because i don't have literally the documents in front of me but basically what
i'm saying is true
and i just don't want to argue this anymore okay no matter what this guy's
going to get suspended
because at the end of the day he works for this corporation and you know what
the nfl is actually
right i think they're wrong to suspend tom brady i think that the investigation
and all that was an
absolute witch hunt i think all of that is but i do think that the nfl as a
corporation has to maintain
the right to suspend somebody so if the bus has to roll over tom brady then so
be it because it's
going to make for a better league because if he gets away with this then
everybody's going to appeal
it outside of the nfl and then they lose control and as much as i'm not a fan
of monopolies as a sports
fan it works out great like the ufc is the because the fighters have no options
i feel bad for those
guys but it's great for me as a fight fan because the best guys have to fight
the best guys