Name: Bill Burr - Doug Stanhope Defends Johnny Depp
Uploaded: 2016-05-30T23:16:35.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Doug Stanhope Defends Johnny Depp' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-05-30. Transcript available.

speaking of great stand-up comedians um doug stanhope put something up he wrote
something
he's friends with uh johnny depp and he's going through this brutal fucking
divorce
and uh i just want to give him props for sticking up for his friend and
everything and saying
something because you know you know what's really so fucked up all right it's
all the shit that
happens to women that guys do to women is fucked up but there has been a slight
overcorrection now
where if somebody a woman just says you do something before you're ever tried
or convicted
it just gets put in the paper it gets put all over the internet and then all
you fucking morons
or 90 of you on the fucking internet just take it as truth take it as fun why
do you take it as truth
because you want it to be true because he's doing better than you in life i
mean
it's fucking unbelievable i i really believe this okay if somebody gets accused
okay of of of rape or domestic violence they should not publicize the person's
name
until they're convicted of it i think that's more than fair considering all the
fucking dopes out there
that the second they read something that's going to be true you know let it
fucking see what happens
first see what the fuck happens first oh that that that whole thing now that
all you got to do is just
say the amount of fucking guys who've been falsely accused of that shit it's
like you're literally
fucking with their ability to get a job you're fucking with their reputation
you know the deal dude
like domestic violence and anything involving sex that shit never goes that
never goes away
um so i don't know i just want to you know give stanhope fucking props for
actually sticking up for the guy
because there's a lot of people you know because of the stigma around that even
if they know it isn't true
they're afraid to throw their hat in the fucking ring right now i don't know
what the fuck happened
or whatever okay i'm just saying the fact that somebody finally just said hey
this guy hasn't been
tried for anything yet he's a friend of mine i know he would never do this it
was it was refreshing
to finally read that and for somebody to finally say you know what i believe is
you shouldn't put
somebody's name out there until you know 100 tried and convicted they they
definitely did that shit and
then if they did tar and feather them but to do that to somebody um and also to
give that weapon to
somebody that they can just fucking say that and blackmail you with that and
and really destroy your
reputation um i don't know it's it's fucking reprehensible so there's another
thing that isn't really
funny you know you know you know it's like all those duke lacrosse players this
shit they just
fucking faces all over the fucking and you know to this day despite the fact
that they were totally
vindicated despite the fact that there was the 30 for 30 talking about how bad
they got railroaded
despite all of that you know that's still going to affect their lives you know
there's still going to
be somebody going uh yeah but you know something happened you know somebody
when they get mad and
they got nothing else to say they're going to call him a rapist or something
like that you fucking
know that they're gonna um so i don't know i don't know it was it was good to
see and of course it was
stanhope stanhope stanhope's a good fucking man um um as is johnny depp by the
way a few times he's a he's a big
stanhope fan he comes out to shows he's fucking humble as hell you know gentle
one of the most gentle
fucking people ever you know what i mean look listen to me listen to how the
fuck i talk you know what i
mean you'd understand it if it came you know somebody said that about me that
he fucking snapped like
posy and fucking dirty dozen i don't know i barely know the guy i've only met
him a few fucking times but
like i don't i i really tend to believe what the fuck stanhope is saying and i
100 percent believe
that you should not be putting somebody's fucking name out there just because
somebody said it you
know it's fucking unbelievable this fucking state is brutal she's going for
fucking spousal support you
know going for fucking spousal support which means he's got to pay her for like
the rest of her
fucking life she married the guy for 15 fucking months and you know what kills
me about that person
she's going to fucking go to the beyonce concert right all the ladies
independent and she while you
watch her throw a fucking hand up oh that shit gets me heated all right here we
go here we go is
there any fucking ribbons for from for guys falsely accused of rape and
domestic violence you know
is do they get their month you know will the nfl wear a color for them of
course they won't they
don't they don't give a fuck um anyways