Name: Bill Burr - Kevin Durant Going To Golden State
Uploaded: 2016-07-08T13:32:53.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Kevin Durant Going To Golden State' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-07-08. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Kevin Durant Going To Golden State' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-07-08. Transcript available.

you know who's kidding with the whole free agency game this is how it works as
a fan
everybody doesn't like it unless the free agent comes to their team that's
basically it but at
the end of the day even when they do come to your team in the back of your head
you know it's
bullshit right i mean whatever you're getting fucked over by your team you want
to go make
some more money fine but i'm talking when you're an elite fucking player and
you go to pile on
another fucking team and i'm talking as a celtics fan when we did that in what
was it oh wait
the only thing that made it decent was that the lakers had a bunch of free
agents so we met in the
finals and it was sort of it was like the 80s in that those two teams were in
the finals back-to-back
years but i mean it was it was bullshit like i don't look at the 08 celtics
like it was a blur we went
from last place to first place we won the fucking thing and then we played them
again next year in
the finals and the referees called 9 000 files on us and like 15 on the fucking
lakers and for some
reason that was considered a good game seven i don't know but that's the nba
you know every once in a
while they have a mobbed up ref you know patrick ewing goes to the knicks yeah
you know it's a business
um but i think because i i when i look at the nfl where they got the parody
there and uh all of a
sudden you know the seahawks out of fucking nowhere can win one you know
fucking patriots stunk for
fucking ever all of a sudden we got good you go up you go down these guys win
those guys you know it's
nice and fucking everybody kind of has a chance now and that's been great their
ratings are better than
ever as far as i know and i think the the route that the nba is going is they
create these super
teams and people hate them so much that they watch rooting for them to lose and
um i don't know i liked
it better but i mean back in the day like i said there was free agency in that
type of shit but it wasn't
just the way it is now the amount of times where people pull the old johnny damon
well you well i
guess damon won with the red socks then like the next year or whatever he goes
to the fucking yankees
it's just like what jesus christ can you can you ease your way around the fact
that it's just a business
and it's all about money you know um i don't know i actually don't know how kevin
durant really helps
the warriors in a way you know they had their two guys that were the guys and
then he's coming in
and in a lot of ways he's at least number two depending on what you think about
the fucking uh
the fucking honor roll student there um i don't know i know people say they
just want to win but i
i think egos get hurt when you know you you used to get 25 points a game and
now you're down to like
21 or 19 i don't know we'll see what the fuck happens but uh that sucked i was
really hoping he
was going to stay in oklahoma i'm not gonna lie to you i was hoping that uh you
know after last year
where they were up three games to one that they were going to the offseason be
like you know what the
fuck happened we don't know how we don't know how to win we don't know how to
close somebody out
and what i loved about watching the warriors come back against oklahoma as much
as i was rooting for
oklahoma is you got to watch a championship team like they what the warriors
did being down three games
to one coming back in that series was it was fucking hilarious to me like
watching them it was like
you remember the horror movie like they never changed their pace when they were
down they didn't
panic they just kept coming you know it was like those old school monster
movies from the 80s
where the fucking jason guy right is just walking and the victim is running
away he's the victim's
running the monster's walking but the person running keeps looking over their
shoulder so they keep
tripping over logs and shit right so eventually the other the fucking dude with
the hatchet walks him
down and puts him out of their misery that's what that's what fucking the
warriors did to oklahoma
yeah jeez i'm such an was that too sophisticated for you you know i gotta tell
you
watching the warriors come back against oklahoma was like watching friday the
13th part three
oh jeez um so i've seen a bunch of teams do that be better than the other team
they just didn't know
how to fucking win and then what happens is as a sports fan you get to watch
them learn how to win
you get to watch him mature as a fucking team that's what you get to watch
unless the best guy goes you
know what i don't feel like learning i'm just gonna go join the team that came
back and kicked our ass
i mean can you imagine if movies were like that all right there's like the nerd
getting beat up by the
bully you know there's like five nerds getting beat up by these five bullies
right it's five on five
right and then the third act is not the fucking nerds figure out how to beat
down the bullies
one of the nerds joins the other bullies and then helps them go back and beat
up all his friends
i mean granted i guess that'd kind of be funny if you're a sick fuck like me
but at the end of the
day that kind of movie is that
well maybe act two is that he goes to fucking golden state and then act three
is he comes back
and he has one of those lebron james type movies i don't fucking know all i
know is that uh you know
i kind of got back into the nba this year i started watching the celtics and
that type of shit and
that was a great rivalry out west and now it's no more did you hear what charles
barkley oh that's a
great boston name dude fucking charles barkley said fucking kevin durant's a
cheater
not cheating like tom brady that was bullshit cheating like kevin durant he's
not on our team
so i'll hold him to the his feet to the fire um
uh not cheating like jim ursay
he said that yeah he's trying to cheat his way to a championship he used the
wrong word but i
understand what he's saying he's just he's just a fucking yeah he just he left
the nerd table he's
he's going to the bully table and then he's going to come back and beat up the
nerds and be like oh
look at me i'm a tough guy over here um isn't it amazing how much taller kevin
durant is than me
and i'm still giving him shit that's the wonderful thing about podcasting is
you can fucking talk shit
within the safety of your own living room um congratulations to kevin durant um
on your next uh on your first championship ring
you know i want to put together a stand-up tour like that you know what i mean
i want to join like the uh like if louis ck and dave
dave chappelle were doing like a stand-up tour
i'd somehow like oh i know no i don't know i do like their next stand-up
specials i'll splice part
of my hour in there can't get credit