Name: Bill Burr & Nia - 80's Music Videos /Supermodels /Uncle Terry
Uploaded: 2016-08-16T15:58:05.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr & Nia - 80's Music Videos /Supermodels /Uncle Terry' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-08-16. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr & Nia - 80's Music Videos /Supermodels /Uncle Terry' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-08-16. Transcript available.

i watched a bunch of billy squire videos i don't know how i got into that but i
was sipping a
little johnny walker black over there and i and i was thinking i don't know i
was just watching
all these drum videos was going down that little fucking rabbit hole there and
then i just was
watching this billy squire shit like live in detroit that guy was such a
fucking rock star
it's ridiculous like i don't understand and everybody always talks he made this
one video
and everybody always talks about he died into this fucking career it was like
that thing came out
in the fucking 80s it was so in the 80s like that nobody noticed most of the
videos most of the
videos from that time did not stand the test of time you know what i mean but i
hate when people
try to go like oh like in the moment when that video came out everybody said to
hell with billy
squire that's not what happened he just didn't have any more hits after that um
but even like
i actually read a quote martha quinn was going i remember that video came out i
don't remember
an adverse reaction to it she goes i thought it was kind of cute which is not
what you want
to say but basically now you you look at he's got like this pastel fucking
shirt on and he's
just sort of stomping around fucking wrecking this apartment it's really bad if
that's the
case though wouldn't like most rock videos in the 80s be like ripped to shreds
oh my god
yeah maybe they are i don't know they're horrible wait everybody the synchronized
fucking dancing
licking your bass fucking doing the everybody doing that thing like they were
fucking eating
pussy doing anything steve vibe with his fucking double neck guitar and he's
sitting there like
acting like he's fucking the guitar what's your what he's playing i mean what's
your favorite rock video
from the 80s i have one um it's money for nothing the animation no no no no but
that's number two
the first one is take on me by aha but they weren't a rock band were they more
pop were they considered
pop yeah but yeah that was do do do do do do do do do do in any in any robert
palmer video with all
the like the half dozen chicks with the same body type and the black slick
black hair the red lips
the big titties i gotta be honest with you that video they those chicks did
nothing for me everyone's
like oh my god those chicks are so fucking hot dude there's like six of them
they're just standing
there they were all like supermodels and they like yeah that's why none of them
could play an
instrument fucking i know good looking freaks that was really funny how they
all just fake playing
instruments yeah and they had that look on their face like something they hadn't
got enough free
drinks that night i do i i told you i have i have major issues with women of
that ilk i did just
fucking just i respect them you're gorgeous you know what i mean but just like
they're the most boring
people ever the worst fucking interviews ever you get a fucking model just
sitting there they stay
fucking stink they just look good it's just just shut up we just want to look
at you you're like a
fucking lamp that somebody wants to fuck but other than that you're useless you're
a fucking useless person
so oh i i i like now i like the fucking who is okay i always like the who is i
like the you like the
slutty party girls those yeah those chicks those are the good looking girls you
like yeah they look like
they were fun like if you showed up with like a 12 of budweiser's they'd drink
some with you and someone
was going to get a blowjob you watch the Robert palmer video it's like nobody's
getting their dick
sucked here these chicks are so up their own asses they're just they probably
all hated each other
they're too classy for that they don't want to go to a dive bar with you oh
yeah they're too classy
for that until uncle terry takes their pictures then all of a sudden they're
getting a 3d look at
his salt and pepper pubes coming at him that creep dude anytime you're of a
certain age and you start
telling younger women to call you uncle so-and-so and you're not related to him
disgusting that's a
major you know the reason why i know about him is because you're into the
fashion world he's he's so
disgusting yeah anytime he takes g g terry his photographs are played out i
know that whole style
is played out what's your theme for this one all right it's like you're drugged
up but you really
want to this old guy do you remember when we went into that bookshop and we saw
like the books that
he published before he started getting all this fame for like taking a picture
of jared leto it's
literally him with a dick his dick in some girl's face and him literally coming
on a girl like those
were his whole books of them those were his photographs at first i know the
only reason
why i know who the guy is the reason why i know who that guy is is because of
you
yeah this is the people anybody calls himself uncle is either a pervert
or they think everything that they say is amazing like ted nugent just another
tip from your uncle ted
i got the whole world figured out he's like he like he lives in like a tree
fort and he shoots
bears with arrows and then all of us yeah and all of a sudden he knows how the
world should work i
just don't understand you know isn't he like yeah he's like a big conservative
uh gun nut do you need
some water what's going on over there i'm fine all right i'm just clearing my
throat i pulled the
fucking thing i want let me clear no ted nugent i respect anybody that that
knows how to hunt
anybody knows how to hunt everybody knows like guns and i think that's a really
cool thing i feel like
he's does he hunt he hunts for food or does he kill a bear to put it on his
living room floor
both i have no idea you'd have to ask him why he hunts but i know he knows how
to do it i think that's a
cool thing and like uh you know and he's responsible gun owner he has a gun he
doesn't go around shooting
people but if you go into his house he's gonna blow your fucking head off i
mean that's there you go
there you go that totally makes sense to me but just because i agree with that
doesn't mean i need
to listen to you and your fucking like yeah i'll listen to your thoughts about
our foreign policy
with whatever you want to do but you can't deliver it in this way that's
another tip from your uncle bill
uncle bill i don't know