Name: Bill Burr - Advice: Seeing Ex
Uploaded: 2016-08-23T01:42:33.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Advice: Seeing Ex' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-08-23. Transcript available.

Seeing X need advice. Hey, Billford. Billford, I'm a 20 year old guy and my
girlfriend of a year broke up with me a couple of months ago. I'm starting to
get
over her and we go to different colleges so I think it'll be easier to move on.
But we have the same friends and I know we will go to the same hangouts. For
example, my buddy's birthday is in two weeks and she's going. Should I go up to
her first and talk to her like she didn't kick my heart in the ass or should I
just say hi and sort of ignore her for the rest of the party? Thanks and have a
nice day. No, this is what you got to do. All right, she dumped you so you didn't
want it to end. She did so you're hurting more than her is how I would probably
guess how this is going down. So I would just, first thing I would do is am I
friends enough with this person who's having the birthday that it's worth
putting myself into the position. Okay, if it isn't then just don't go to the
party. If it is, if the person is important enough, then when you go there I
would
absolutely say hello to her first, you know, just say good to see you, I hope
you're
doing all right. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. No need to be weird around me,
whatever.
All right. And then I would just go about and have a great fucking time. I
would limit
my drinking that night because you don't want to make a dumb decision because
if you
go there and you say hello to her first, you're totally fucking cool for
whatever
fucking reason, how people work when they break up with people, if the person
is, if
they're, that's that thing, if the person's clinging, the other person is, goes,
oh my
God, thank God I'm out of it. But if they look like they're getting on with
their life,
even if the person just got done dumping them, for some reason they'll try and
hook up with
them. You don't want to hook up with this person again. All right. She made the
decision
and just, I don't know. I don't, I don't get how that works, but men and women
both do that
shit. So I would just be totally cool. Go to the birthday party. I would not
drink at this
thing. That would be a great move. You stay sober. This is what you want to be.
You don't
want to be fast Eddie. All right. From the hustler. Remember that when he gets
all shit faced
and Jackie Gleason stays fucking sober, Minnesota fats. And he goes, all right,
let's shoot some pool
after fucking fast Eddie down the whole bottle of fucking bourbon. Then he
kicks his ass and gives
all the money back. Plus another fucking 10 grand. I would, if you're going to
go to it, I would,
I would be totally nice to her. Say hello. Be totally cool. Walk the fuck away
and then just
drink club sodas the whole night. And then, uh, when it feels like the time is
right, it's starting to
get to that point where everybody's getting fucking wasted. You leave. And then
that's
it. That's how I would play it. Um,
God damn it. I wish somebody gave me that advice a long fucking time ago.
All right. Let me pat myself on my back for my own fucking advice and see it
sounded good to me.