Name: Bill Burr - Fiancée Is In A Cult
Uploaded: 2016-09-20T01:06:03.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Fiancée Is In A Cult' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-09-20. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Fiancée Is In A Cult' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-09-20. Transcript available.

uh rouge rouge tinted william my fiance was a bit of a case uh raised in an odd
christian cult
escaped it uh in high school spent most of her adult life working to support
her family
that was still in the cult
wow eight years ago she met me six years ago we started a relationship it had
its ups and downs
and it was very loving and helped change both of us for the better a year ago i
finally proposed to
her after we both became financially successful enough to support our own
household uh okay so
you're both on equal ground that's good shortly after that she lost one of her
close friends then
her grandfather uh we got through it together and i thought it brought us even
closer everything was
going peachy right well at this time cleo get up here come here get up here all
right just lay down
fucking relax all right well she fully converted okay everything's going uh
peachy well at this time
her family and her cult leaders saw an opening and after a month or two she
started going back
to the meetings since i didn't want to be the closed-minded guy and clinging
near husband i let
her go to those meetings oh god her beliefs are hers and mine are mine and
everyone's happy right
well she fully converted back her family threatened to shun her unless she
married someone of the same
faith and since her cult holds
proselytizing as one of the highest values highest virtues she tried to convert
me i was going to guess
that that's what that meant i can't say the word which is basically going out
and getting more members
i told her every one of my experiences led me to believe that her beliefs weren't
right for me
and uh relatable at all to me i didn't see a future where i believed in the
same religious things as she
did but i did mind not i did mind her believing in different things but i didn't
mind her believing in
different things all right dude you've been totally honest you've handled this
perfectly like a champ
then a month she called the wedding off and broke it off with me so i did the
do thing drank worked out
picked up new hobbies hobbies sorry i was thinking horse hobbies hobbies and
vacation in the country
halfway uh half the world away i was relaxing on the beach in said country when
someone from her cult
approaches me and tries to convert me what the fuck yeah what you're you're in
a different country
how do i get over the love of my life while still staying true to my to myself
you freckled cunt thanks and go fuck yourself visit western canada sometime
soon uh dude she did you
a favor man she did you a fucking favor get away from that shit man like like
you can't be with
somebody where their religions where their religion is telling them who to love
all right her now trying
to get you converted is because she still loves you and that type of thing so
uh yeah i think your best
case scenario of trying to get this woman back is to just completely cut her
out of your life just ignore
and get on with your life who knows you might find someone else first and be i
want to be with this
person or she'll just finally be so fucking miserable in that and realize the
happiness she had with you
and she'll go to you but you can't go to her because if you go to her you're
going to come off weak
and she's going to try to drag you down into the fucking dark waters of that
fucking cult so i say
you get on with your life all right that's the best the best case scenario for
you to uh meet
somebody new and uh that's the way you get over just get on with your life you
know and uh you know
when you love somebody it doesn't totally go away but it definitely fades like
a fucking old tattoo
all right um you know that's that's the best you can do you'll be fine man you'll
meet somebody else and
you know who knows dude even if she did fucking leave you know did you did you
really want to be
sitting there you know one morning you wake up the sun's coming up through your
window and you look
out and there's like a couple cult people standing there you know freaking you
out we just want to
talk to her you don't need the manson family knowing where the fuck you are and
approaching you
jesus christ dude please tell me i mean i don't know sitting on a beach and
that's like that's
like invasion of the body snatchers