Name: Bill Burr - Clinton | Trump | Racism
Uploaded: 2016-09-20T01:12:53.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Clinton | Trump | Racism' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-09-20. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Clinton | Trump | Racism' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-09-20. Transcript available.

All right, Hillary Clinton. Hey, Bill, legit question. Do you think Hillary
Clinton is healthy enough to be president? Yes.
She seems like she's in really rough shape. No, they're just overreacting. She's
running for president for a year and a half.
She's under a tremendous amount of fucking stress. That's going to happen. All
right.
Don't you think, don't you remember the time fucking Bush, the first Bush, like
puked on himself and did a fucking face plant when he was in Japan?
He was fine. Don't you think if Gary Johnson got on the debates, it would steer
things in the right direction?
No, it'd probably give Trump the White House. He lines up with Bernie on 80 for
3% of his views.
But because he's a libertarian, the youth won't jump on board like they did
Bernie.
And he has a legit shot at winning. Only 4% of the U.S. voted in the primaries.
I checked all these stats. So go ahead and call me out if you want. No, no, no.
I can't because I don't check any stats.
It's your tendency to call out stats. So I've made sure to look them up.
I think Hillary has been in the game too long and it's just torn her body apart.
And also, what do you think about Colin Power saying that Bill Clinton has been
dicking bimbos all over the house in a leaked email?
Well, that's not surprising. I mean, everybody knew that.
Everybody knows that. Everybody knows that about that guy.
And that's why Hillary Clinton is just fucking weird to me.
The fact that she's still with the guy, because, you know, you know, it's a
business relationship.
And that has that. I will fucking do anything.
Like Hillary Clinton in different areas is just as terrifying as Trump.
But I don't know, just this overt fucking racist group of people and the fact
that they're yelling out the N word.
You know, at Trump rallies, at least they have it on video that that happened
and Trump never fucking addressed it.
Is really it's just I could never get behind that guy.
It's just too fucking it's just it's too fucking depressing watching people.
Did you did you hear that? Fuck that N word, that fucking guy.
And it's just like, dude, like the level of intellect that Obama has versus
what you have.
The fact that you'd sit there and try to reduce him like that, it's just so
fucking pathetic and sad.
And the fact that now that those kinds of people feel that they have that they
have a fucking voice.
And God knows I'm not just singling out that one guy because you go on any
YouTube video that remotely has anybody who isn't fucking white in it.
And you can't go more than fucking scroll down one page before it turns into
this horrific.
Like I just I just for the life of me don't understand why people are racist.
I just don't I don't get it.
I don't just I'm not saying that you don't have fucking racist thoughts.
You know, as far as I do, I'm doing this bit now.
I'm kind of going to burn it here just like late at night.
It basically I'm a cool guy when the sun's up.
But when the sun goes down, the fear comes up.
You start thinking you start making snap judgments.
You know what I mean?
Everybody.
There's nobody.
Mother Teresa.
If she was scared, but would think something fucked up that if it was actually
spoken, she would own somebody and apologize.
Apology.
And I think everybody fucking does it on all sides.
But like, I don't know.
To sit there and think like, yeah, I'm going to type this and hit send and send
this hateful fucking shit.
I don't know.
I find it incredibly depressing where if you if you're a standup comedian or if
you're in.
Any sort of show business, you're in anything where you travel.
All right.
And you get to meet all different kinds of people.
You definitely get like a like almost like that astronaut experience, you know,
like when they fly around and they get to stand back and look at the globe and
see how beautiful it is.
And then, you know, when they land, they're like to start crying at like a stoplight.
Comedians get like sort of the same thing is you get to travel around.
You get to meet all these people.
And then, you know, you meet all these cool people, but then you meet those
people that never leave where they're from.
And then their worldview, you just want to be like, it's not like that, dude.
You just need to.
You know, it's just it's overwhelmingly fuck.
At least that's been my experience.
It's fucking overwhelmingly depressing.
Oh, man, I got into it with somebody in Durham.
I came backstage, dude.
It was fucking hilarious.
And.
Oh, my God, I pissed that guy off.
He goes, well, I want to say we're talking about was how do you know?
How do you know?
I haven't had that experience.
And I said, I could tell by your shirt.
And he just goes, fuck you.
I got all fucking mad.
And just to be honest, I wasn't shitting on the guy like the money he was
making.
But I was talking about like being.
Like doing business for the United States in a foreign country, OK, being like
a diplomat and that type of thing, like that level thing.
And this guy showed up in these fuck in like.
This fucking shirt that like anybody who makes $40 a week, this thing would be
retired to the back of their closet.
He just he just had the worst fucking shirt ever.
Angry, angry motherfucker.
And I knew when the second he fucking walked in, I fucking knew it.
When he goes like, hey, you really came down on the South.
You really came down on the South.
They said, no, it's fucking around.
I love it down here.
So he immediately was doing that.
And then at some point when I was just chilling and just talking, he's going,
you know, he goes, you're he goes, you're a good guy.
You know, I like I like meeting good people.
I like meeting good people.
That is code for this guy's feeling you out to eventually say something racist
amongst white people.
I like meeting good people.
Like, what the fuck is that?
Oh, really?
I like meeting bad.
I like meeting good people, you know, and then then it gradually then they go a
little for good, you know, Christian people, white people.
My Nia said last night, she goes, people who stand up during the national
anthem and just it gradually they're feeling you out.
You know, they've had a couple of pops.
Hey, can I fucking drop a couple of N-bombs around you?
I like meeting good people.
I felt like I was on the 700 Club.
I was like, dude, you've got to get the fuck away from me.
All right.
And you know what?
I literally said to the guy, I was like, dude, you're fucking scaring me.
I got that.
You're making me fucking nervous.
And he kind of like backed off or whatever.
And then by the end of it, you know, you know, I made the mistake.
I want to say I brought up politics.
And then it just went down that fucking road.
And then I just literally, I ended up tapping out.
I just got to the point of like, dude, we're not going to agree.
This is stupid.
All right.
I don't want to do this.
All right.
You just got mad.
I don't want to do this.
And then he tried to be like, I am sad.
But you know, I liked about the guy.
I could see he was trying not to be a complete fucking lunatic.
But dude, I'm telling you, this guy was wound tight.
This guy was wide open.
Yeah.