Name: Bill Burr - Robot Interview On 60 Minutes
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Robot Interview On 60 Minutes' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-10-11. Transcript available.

all right 60 minutes everybody all right hey bill i saw your tweet about 60
minutes about a wrote
about the talking robot piece yeah charlie rose was sitting there talking to
this artificial
intelligent robot that really moved bad speaking of fucking westworld right and
he asked the robot
what its goals were first of all that a robot would have goals like a person
okay and the robot
said my goal is to one day be smarter than human beings so i tweeted you know i
basically tweeted
please unplug that fucking thing all right so he goes um i come somewhere
between unplug it and ah
fuck it it seems like everyone knows the machines will be our doom but i feel
like everyone involved
and even everyone else just looking on has a but will they take over type of
curiosity my question
i don't know what you meant by all that my question to you is that if in 10
years the robots
are filling in as clerks at stores or working the lobby of hotels would you be
comfortable as a
customer in those locations also i highly recommend the new westworld remake on
hbo yes i thought that
was netflix my fault hbo uh it's totally up your alley and i'm sure you
remember the original with
good old yule brenner how's funny is that yeah you hit the nail on the head i
already talked about
i loved it um this is what i think i actually think that uh
that those um robots will make human beings obsolete i know that sounds fucking
crazy but they will
okay and they don't have to sleep they don't have to fucking do anything they'll
outwork us and all
that type of shit and they're gonna act like then we finally get to sit around
and chill out
right like that was that was the big promise of all of this technology that was
going to be coming
out in the future i mean there's always technology but the newer technology
technology of the future
you know the three-day work week they used to make fun of that on on the jetsons
oh these three-day work
weeks are brutal people are working more than they have ever worked in their
fucking lives in this race
to i don't even know what the fuck why the okay can somebody please tell me
what the fuck we need
robots for what do we need any of this shit for you know what i mean like i
feel like somewhere in like
the mid 90s like that was good we advanced enough with cars travel we advanced
enough with medicine
and that type of shit i mean basically from 1995 on if you're fucking dying
then i mean
i mean i don't know the amount of shit that you could sidestep tuberculosis polio
all of these
fucking things the all those plagues from back in the day they were all gone i
mean something
i don't know it's hard when it's somebody you know and love or obviously if it's
fucking you but
like um i don't know i think the population i've always talked about it i
always it's a major
fucking problem and i don't know how they go like i just feel like those things
will come along and
they'll just be like well you have those things that don't need to they don't
need a flat screen tv
they don't need any of that type of shit they can do the work of 10 people or
let's say they can do
the work of four people then there's three extra people out there isn't there
or there's four extra
people out there let's fucking cut this thing down by 25 i mean there's already
too many fucking
people walking around you can have a bunch of robots walking around too at some
point something's got to
give all right and i can guarantee you one thing robots are never forming a
union all right they're
not gonna so i think they'll be smart enough to to not get them to do that but
the greed of going
after the dollar and making one that's just a little bit better just a little
bit better like
these fucking iphones i think we could get ourselves into a tough situation and
um
here's a question i have uh if you kill a robot in the future like is that
going to be considered
property damage at what point will that actually be considered murder one or
murder two or robot
slaughter they'll have to have all these new laws you know what i mean like
what if they make them
like what they're trying to do like they're probably trying to make them fuckable
at some point like
that fucking movie i saw like a year ago you know what if you go out and you
fuck somebody else's robot
you know like hey that's my robot you just came in my fucking robot what the
fuck
even though it's self-cleaning and all that shit i can't fucking do that right
you just really opening up a fucking can of worms there