Name: Bill Burr - Creepy Song "Seasons In The Sun"
Uploaded: 2016-10-14T13:45:54.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Creepy Song "Seasons In The Sun"' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-10-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Creepy Song "Seasons In The Sun"' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-10-14. Transcript available.

hey what's going on it's bill burr and it's time for the thursday afternoon
just before friday
monday morning podcast and i'm checking in on you and i woke up this morning ba-do-ba-do-boop
and uh that stupid fucking song was in my head and you might want to fast
forward or it's going
to be in your head i'll give you three seconds three two one right i fucking
wake up and this
stupid ass song i hate this fucking couch god damn it you know just how do you
make a couch
uncomfortable the whole fucking point is that's the whole fucking job of a
couch is that it's
comfortable it's better than standing anyways i wake up in the morning
well it's the shape of a couch i thought that's all you needed for the record
it's not my couch
all right it's not my house i'm out of my fucking house and you know you know
the whole
fuck you know the whole thing oh we're gonna do this we're gonna do that we'll
be in and out in
two fucking seconds i've gone over my house like three days in a row to work
out there's nobody there
oh the guy who had to do the thing i got tied up at another job and i know i
know i know been down
this road before um anyways the song that was in my fucking head um remember
that fucking song
that's been in my fucking head
it's such a creepy fucking song i still don't really know what it's about every
time i hear the song like
once every 15 years and then i really listen to the lyrics i'm like what the
fuck you know i'm gonna
look it up right now
the guy the guy just sings real creepy like oh mother dear why did you die i'm
sure he doesn't
say that but the fuck we had joy we had fun lyrics all right here we go
goodbye to you my trusted friend i knew it was creepy we've known each other
since we were nine
or ten together we've climbed hills and trees learned of love and abcs skinned
our hearts and
skinned our knees okay so he's got the creepy childhood out of the way goodbye
my friend it's
hard to die when all the birds are singing in the sky now that spring is in the
air pretty girls
are everywhere think of me and i'll be there
were they both gay and now they're trying to like you know they weren't
accepted
so like you know they're feeling the pressures to try to live a straight life
or did this person die
and if he's dead how the fuck is he singing this shit
we had joy we had fun we had seasons in the sun but the hills that we climbed
were just seasons out of
time good pop goodbye papa please pray for me
i was the black sheep of the family oh he's a drug user you tried to teach me
right from wrong
too much wine and too much song oh yeah he's partying wonder how i got along
goodbye pop it's hard to die
oh jesus christ shut the fuck up you know what this guy's not dying he just
wants attention
you don't fuck that song and i'm sorry i brought it up how are you everybody