Name: Bill Burr - Ol' Billy Balls Out
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Ol' Billy Balls Out' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-12-02. Transcript available.

Nia, I watched a show called Westworld.
Please don't flash me.
Huh? I'm not flashing. Sorry. I got my bathrobe on.
Sorry.
You're like Sharon Stone right now.
Basic instincts.
Oh, there's the Photoshop for the fucking week.
You're in your Red Sox robe with nothing on underneath there.
Nia, can you have a little consideration for the listeners?
They don't want to think about that.
Jesus Christ, I worked out. I'm a fucking guy.
You know, you take a shower, you put on a robe.
You have a couple of fucking eggs.
Nia, I started off doing...
I did a little bit of the church this morning.
Maybe because I'm wearing a robe with nothing underneath it.
I'm having this Catholic church vibe.
I can't deal with you in this robe.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
Every fucking thing when it comes to the male and female dynamic,
when they talk about the guy, if there's a woman running it,
the shit that they say, they always talk to us like we're fucking stupid.
The exact fucking thing that all these broads who are feminists
say they don't want done to them happens all the time to us.
All the fucking time.
And look at you. You could care less.
The same way, I don't give a shit, that you make a dollar less an hour than I
do
to go down to the Laverne and Shirley plant and put little caps on those beer
bottles.
Shamil. Shamazel.
What does that mean in Yiddish?
Oh, I don't know.
Is it Yiddish?
Yeah.
I love Yiddish.
I don't know.
Shamil's a guy...
He's the kind of guy who goes out to a restaurant, he spills some soup.
Shamazel. I think that's how you say it. He's the guy who spills it on.
None of that is right.
It is right. You want to... Oh, you want to bet?
Sure.
You want to... How much you want to bet?
That spill soup? I swear to God, Bill, if you don't put on some fucking clothes,
I swear...
I'm standing up now.
Yeah, I know, but that robe just cannot be contained.
You can't contain me.
How much you want to bet?
I don't know. Ten bucks.
Are you actually... Are you Googling Shamil Shamazel?
Yeah, I'm going to get... I'm going to win my fucking ten bucks.
All right.
Seeing how wrong you are.
Oh, God, I cannot wait to find the fucking page.
Because I looked it up.
You're awfully comfortable. I mean, you're awfully confident, so I'm starting
to thank you.
Whatever money you want to fucking bet.
It's only ten bucks.
All right, here we go.
Shamil Shamazel.
Hoffens Pfeffer Incorporated.
We're going to do it.
Give us any chance.
Shamil Shamazel are two Yiddish terms, often used in comical but sometimes
biting sense of humor.
A Shamil is somebody who often spills his soup, and a Shamazel is the person it
lands on.
Oh, well, I owe you ten dollars.
Pay up!
Fuckin' E-Nee!
Pay up!
Congratulations.
Thank you.
That's ten dollars.
Tell you what, you can keep that ten dollars.
Why don't you put it towards a fucking robe that stays closed?
Ah, you beat me to the punch.
I was going to say, I'd give you ten dollars, I'll let you keep your ten
dollars, and I have to do those dumbass jobs.
All right, there you go.
This has been the Full Frontal Podcast.
I've got to put some clothes on.
Oh, Billy Ball's out.
Oh, Billy Ball's out.
Every time you cough, your robe opens just a little bit more.
Well, you know what, Nia?
You've got to tease the crowd a little.
All right, that's the podcast for Thursday.
Have a great weekend, you cunts.