Name: Bill Burr - Podcast Inspired Girlfriend To Quit Job
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Podcast Inspired Girlfriend To Quit Job' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-12-27. Transcript available.

all right podcast inspired girlfriend to quit job that was making her miserable
oh jesus christ
this should be on the oprah winfrey network are we are we actually going to
have like a feel-good
fucking story here what the fuck is going on with these blinds open the blinds
okay what do we get
here 40 minutes in okay somebody got to stretch this shit into another 20
minutes of ignorance
okay i've been well bill you've been doing great for the first 40 minutes all
right podcast inspired
girlfriend to quit job that was making her miserable hey billy billichick um my
girlfriend
and i love the podcast and we listen to it together whenever we're on a long
road trip
a few months ago we put on your interview with joe rogan uh when you guys
started talking about jobs
you hated and how you knew uh and how you had to to know when to walk my
girlfriend started crying
oh jesus up to that point i knew that she had issues with her job but had no
idea that her company was
putting her through so much grief um so much grief that was making her
absolutely miserable deep down
inside once she heard the interview it convinced and inspired her to take
action as quickly as
possible to seek new employment good for her yeah and that's a great habit to
get into and you do it
when you're fucking young because you don't have any kids no wife no husband no
mortgage that's when
you fucking make your moves um not to say you can't do it after that but it's
obviously
um you know there's there's no reason not to do it when you're young okay now
she's on the right track
for a really great job and the possibilities of a permanent hire with a really
good company seem to
be in the works seem to be in the works knock on wood i would like to
personally thank you mr rogan for
not only providing us with great entertainment but also in inadvertently
helping out someone i truly
love and care about to seek a positive work environment dude is there going to
be anything
i can make fun of in this this is just like a nice letter she is also she is
already in better spirits
than ever before and it's in part thanks to you hope to see you come through
the carolinas next time
around thanks again and have a wonderful holiday well that's great all i can do
is reiterate
i can't even remember what the fuck i said but yeah um you know i i had a
friend of mine that was
working for uh was working for the nestle company i think it was nestle it was
one of those fucking
corporations and they were running this person ragged and i literally watched
this person go from
a positive person to somebody that i started to avoid his phone calls because
like it was getting so
fucking negative and then uh one day this person just said fuck this quit and
actually started working
for like a non-profit and was happy as fucking hell and is now back in the
corporate world at a company
that he fucking loves and like you have to fucking do that man you know that
whole fucking fear of like
you know how am i gonna pay for shit will keep you in these bad relationships
with these
horrific fucking companies right um but what you have you have to always be
willing
to sacrifice for your own happiness and if that involves downsizing your
fucking life
and just getting just looking at all this shit on your shelves and all of this
stuff that you fucking
have and be like how much of this shit do i even fucking need because i'm
sitting here
you know in our guest room where i have all my drum videos my magazines all
these fucking books
they've just sat on the shelf for fucking years like if you literally took
everything off of this
fucking shelves okay other than the sentimental value of a few fucking things i
wouldn't even you can
empty all the fucking those little cabinets if you emptied all of it other than
when i walked in and i
didn't see it i wouldn't miss any of it um
except for i have the 1970 is it 1972 it's the most expensive years of football
cards
um i have the complete set that i would miss
that i would miss there's a couple other things i got up there but other than
that i said you know
what i'm you know what i'm gonna get rid of all that fucking shit i'm gonna
downsize my fucking
what i'm saying you can do that think about when you first fucking you know
moved out of your house
what did you have you had to close on your back a couple pieces shit things of
furniture right and
then other than that just over the years you get subscriptions to magazines you
say they just start
collecting shit people give you stuff you go on fucking trips and you buy shot
glasses and then all
of a sudden what you really yet your house is just this giant storage shit for
a bunch of shit that
you don't need your apartment becomes the same way so if you downsize all of
that to get out of a
fucking job you don't want to be in and you reduce your fucking overhead in the
meantime you can actually
make less you know there's all different ways to get out of the job start
spending less saving up
fucking money so you can quit your job and live for for months without having
to fucking work or whatever
or making a little bit less money in the meantime just get rid of a bunch of
shit that you don't even
fucking need um i gotta do that with the baby coming any fucking day now i
gotta uh i gotta get rid
of a bunch of shit because god knows she's gonna have a bunch of shit too right