Name: Bill Burr - Blaming The Year 2016
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Blaming The Year 2016' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-12-27. Transcript available.

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Monday Morning Podcast
for Monday,
December 26th, 2016. What's going on? How are ya? Oh my God, it's the last
Monday of fucking 2016.
George Michael passed away on Christmas Day.
Wake me up before you go, go. Condolences to him. And you know what the best
thing about 2016 being over is?
You no longer, you're going to have to listen to people blaming a year for bad
things happening, you know?
That's a big thing. Fuck you, 2016. I saw Madonna tweeted that. Fuck you, 2016.
Fuck you, you fucking year, man. You know? Why do people keep blaming the
fucking year?
You know? It has nothing to do with the fucking year. You're talking, there's
people's genetics are
involved, there's lifestyle choices, there's substance abuse. I mean, that's
what's going on
here. I don't know why you're, you know, we're picking on 2016 like it's a
religion from the
Middle East or something. I have no fucking idea how it's getting the blame for
all of this.
You know what I mean? Fucking 2016 with your liver cancer.
You know? Let's blame 2016 rather than the pharmaceutical companies
that fucking was giving out opiates like Flintstone vitamins and created a
fucking heroin epidemic.
Like, fuck all of that.
2016 has robbed us of some of the greatest artists of our time.
2016 did? Like it's a fucking person?
How the fucking Madonna? Madonna is world traveled.
She's been around the fucking world.
Haven't you talked to enough people to not know to blame a fucking year?
Well, maybe she's saying it metaphorically, Bill.
I don't give a shit.
You know, if I try to see her side of the things, how can I come up with a
comedic angle
to try to fill out this next fucking 60 minutes?
Fuck you, 2016.
Oh yeah, you didn't like seeing the Cubs finally win a World Series?
Huh? Nothing good happened to you this year?
You're just going to focus on the bad?
Anyways, I like people also then try to have like a religious thing.
Like when a prince's backup dancers had this whole fucking religious thing that
she went
on saying like, you know, like, wake up people.
You know, that's, that's when you know you're out of your fucking mind.
You know, when you start telling people to wake up, like, like you're, you're
reading
the fucking, uh, you're reading the tea leaves better than anybody else.
And you're fucking, you know, garrison colonial, wherever the fuck you live.
Wake up people.
He, capital H, is, is taking a, robbing us of some of our greatest artists.
You know, like that's a sign.
Like all these, these great musicians are leaving us, which means like what?
Like Jesus is mad at all the fucking plumbers and electricians and shit.
Granted, they fucking overcharge you and they, they, they lie about when the
date, the date
of whatever's going to be done, the job's going to be done.
Um, yeah, I don't fucking, I mean, I don't understand.
I don't understand blaming them a fucking year, you know, dude.
I just can't wait for this year to be over.
And then it's going to be 2017.
I'm not going to do any work on myself and I'll basically make the same fucking
decisions
I made in 2016.
But somehow 2017 is going to be better without me having to make any effort
whatsoever.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, why don't you just get out your rosary and say all your fucking prayers
rather than
fucking making a positive step towards trying to make a real change.
Um, anyway, so I talk about that Madonna thing when she was shaking her phone,
she was twerking
with that fucking woman.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, unbelievable.
I just like, I hate that she does that because it makes me feel old, you know,
when she was,
she was a hot piece of ass back in the fucking day.
Um, anyway, so let's plow ahead.
This is not, this is not why I wanted to do this thing here.
Fuck you, 2016.
Glad this year's over, man.