Name: Bill Burr - Email: Team Relocating
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Email: Team Relocating' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-01-17. Transcript available.

all right team relocating dear billy brady balls my nfl team i've rooted for
over 20 years is
moving to la parentheses charges what team should i root for patriots are out
of the question thanks
and fuck the spanos family uh first of all my condolences i remember um jesus
almost 25 years
ago when robert craft first bought the team and uh he was threatened at some
point maybe it was in the
in the year 2000 somewhere around then he was fucking threatening to uh move
the team to hartford
if he didn't get his own stadium and shit and um that really is one of the
biggest
you know fuck overs by all of these sports leagues that they they get the
cities that we have to pay
for their fucking stadium um that's a time when you need a union if you could
just have a somehow
have a union of all sports fans it'd be like no you fucking pay for it you
fucking pay for a new
stadium you cunt you know what i mean i go to the ice cream store i have to buy
a new fucking store
when they want a new store they pay for it but the money they made off of ice
cream like how much
money do you have to make do you know when i was in fucking indianapolis those
poor bastards that live
out there i don't know if this is still the case but when i went out there when
they were putting uh
that lucas oilfield deal together when they were already paying for that they
still had not paid
off the rca dome or the hoosier dome whatever the fuck they called it they were
still paying for that
other one and this fucking cunt made him buy another one um i haven't said that
i guess i can't get mad
at the spano's family if everybody else is getting a new stadium and he wasn't
able to to blackmail san
diego you know what good for you san diego
fuck him you want a new stadium once you pack your bags up and get the fuck out
of here
but you guys also kind of fucked up the way cleveland did you can't buy one
team a stadium
and then tell the other guys to go themselves that's like in cleveland when
they the jake got built
and then uh whatever his name was the was that guy's name everybody in cleveland
screaming it right now
um who sounded exactly like uh george c scott exact same voice um
yeah he wanted a stadium they're like yeah fuck you you can stay in that
absolute
fucking shithole and he and he left see ya it's not personal just business um
why can i keep thinking goodell i'm a patriots fan that's all i think when i
think of a
fucking asshole i just think roger goodell um yeah that sucks man so who should
you vote for you know
what i do i would say the nfl if the patriots ever left i would just say the nfl
i would be done
with it and i would just pick a college team um college football is the um
you know even though the athletes college sports are great but the athletes get
over that they don't get paid the fact that they sell at a hundred thousand
dollar stadium
and then idiots oh and it's always non-athletic people who say this go oh they
get a free education
oh do they like they have time to go to class you're majoring in football there's
too much money at
stake and all these and all the nerds that don't like the jocks at the college
level
it's like if it wasn't for that football program you would be going to science
class in a tent
um a hundred thousand people are not going to show up to watch you look through
a microscope don't
ever forget that all right so why don't you put on your lab coat and go figure
out how to make a better football cleat oh jesus bill there was no reason to go
that hard was there
can't we have respect for all of the arts uh meryl streep doesn't she doesn't
respect mixed martial
arts hey meryl why don't you tell us what the arts are
jesus christ because there's not a symphony behind it you never listen to watch
nfl film that's art
the music they put behind it when it when it when it when it