Name: Bill Burr - Mecum Auto Auctions | Gas Monkey
Uploaded: 2017-01-17T13:15:35.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Mecum Auto Auctions | Gas Monkey' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-01-17. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Mecum Auto Auctions | Gas Monkey' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-01-17. Transcript available.

What do I want to talk about here? Oh, you know, I was watching the, uh,
speaking of Cadillacs, oh yeah, Elvis Presley, um, I was watching the Mecham
Autumn, Autumn, Autos, wait, I'm trying to open these fucking blinds, Jesus
Christ, come on, for fuck's sakes, how hard does this have to be, there you go,
shed a little light on the subject, um, I was watching one of those Mecham, um,
automobile auctions, and, uh, I gotta tell you, I'm fucking over the
muscle cars, I love muscle cars, like any other red blood American, you know,
any red blood fucking American, I like those fucking cars, but every fucking,
what's the same thing, we got some Mopar power coming up, of course you do, oh
really, does it have a Hemi, is that a Shelby, it's the same, and what it
basically is, is that it's the same fucking, like, 20 muscle cars,
What are you gonna have, what are you gonna have, you know what you're gonna
have, you're gonna have a Shelby Mustang, you're gonna have the tri-powered
fucking Corvette, right, you're gonna have the fucking, you're gonna have a GTO,
ah, you're gonna have a fucking, uh, all that Mopar fucking Hemi shit that I
never got into, I was never a Chrysler Dodge guy, Plymouth guy, I don't like
the Barracuda, right, they're gonna have a fucking, uh, Challenger, they're
gonna have a Charger, they're gonna have a Super B, they're gonna have
the fucking, whatever that Z28 was, that they only made fucking 10 of them,
they're gonna have one of those, it's the same fucking cars, over and over
again, and meanwhile, here's my question, where the fuck are all the trucks, do
you know, where the fuck are all the trucks, occasionally, a truck will come
across, trucks are cool as shit,
and where's all those great old man gangster cars, you know, like the fucking,
my favorite one of all time, the 1967 Cadillac Eldorado, that fucking car, it,
just go fuck yourself, I love that fucking car, that's the kind of car, you
know what I mean, that you drive,
when you're either post-divorce, or you were smart enough never to get married,
okay, and you're successful, and you're just fucking driving around, and you
got, you got, you got, you got a stable of bitches, and you know, they don't
give a fuck about you, you don't give a fuck about them,
yeah, they're pay girlfriends, that's the fucking car you have, you know, and
this is the thing, and rather than secretly being lonely, and empty inside, you're
actually fulfilled, because you own that car, you are the closest thing, to the
most interesting man, in the world,
you know, that's stay thirsty, my friends, you ever seen a woman in his life,
you see women, women, men, in his fucking life, you know what I mean, you never
see him at a fucking dance recital, with his fucking, rugrats,
anyways, I fucking love that car, the most gangster fucking car, and then I
also like the 65, oh, Jesus Christ, with the clamshell fucking open, the
headlights there, Buick Riviera,
okay, and at some point, that might be my next car, I drive the Jag into the
ground, by the way, I sold my Prius today, I had that fucker for nine years,
man,
poo-hoo, it's great, I never did that before, I never sold it to just a person,
I always traded them in, and this time, I actually sold it to a person, got the
title, did the whole thing, felt like Richard Rawlings, you know,
what does he say when he finishes, wow, get yourself some of that, right,
except it was a Prius, and I didn't build it,
other than that, I was just like him, speaking of which, the debut of Gas
Monkey Garage is tonight, and rumor has it, that the bearded wonder, Aaron is
leaving the fucking show,
which is, you know, that's like Eddie Van Halen leaving Van Halen, or David Lee
Roth leaving, I mean, it's, it's, I am, you know, there's a lot of,
I'm interested to see what, what they do, with this one, how, how you gonna, uh,
how you gonna make up for that guy, Jesus Christ, um, but I'll be tuning in, I'll
be tuning in,
because that's, that's, of all the shows out there, that's the best one out
there, and there's so many shows that rip that fucking show off, and try to
capture that formula, that's the best one out there,
and I love the shit that they built, speaking of trucks, last season, they were
saying, you know what, we're all truck guys, we're all truck guys,
and I'm yelling at the TV, well then fucking make some more trucks,
I remember they, they made that one for Casey, they can count it on one hand,
they made the one for Casey, they made that, uh, they made the Chevy,
especially if you get those ones that had the two-tone taint, two-tone taint,
Jesus Christ, two-tone, two-tone paint,
I don't even, if I can finish this idea, two-tone taint, you know what that is,
that's your taint, is the normal, your normal flesh color,
and somebody tries to kick you in the balls from behind, and they miss, and you
get a black and blue mark on part of your taint,
then what you have, is a two-tone taint, all right, two-tone paint, um, they,
and they did last year, what did they do,
they did a, uh, like a 1948 or 49 Chevrolet, uh, and they just went all out
with the fucking thing,
and, uh, it was, it was absolutely fucking, it was, it was, it was just amazing,
it's amazing what they do in that show,
and I wish I had those skills, um, who knows, someday, maybe someday I'll
fucking
have the time to find a fucking 67, uh, Cadillac Eldorado,
drag that fucker out of somebody's backyard, and have somebody like that build
a thing for me,
I'm one of those guys too, I would drive it, I saw one on, uh, I hate people
get those fucking cars,
and they don't drive them, I got one for you, if you want to look this up right
now,
all right, look up 1965 Cadillac Eldorado, $45,000, this fucking guy, he's got
the best looking one I think
I've ever seen, it has like, somebody did a whole body off restoration on it,
it has like fucking
33 miles, he got it when it had like 7 miles on it, and then now he's selling
it with 33,
and it's just like, why would you, I would drive that fucking thing to 200,000
miles,
unbelievable fucking car, um,
but, uh, the only part, I will warn you when you watch that video, when he
starts caressing the leather
inside the car, it gets a little creepy, I had to fast forward through it, he's
like, look at that,
that's fine Italian leather, oh yeah, he didn't get that bad, but it got pretty
bad,
but this fucking guy has got a bunch of them, uh, uh, supersportmotors.com,
um, at least he did as of, I guess, two years ago, two and a half years ago,
whenever you put this fucking video up, but if I was gonna buy one, I would buy
one off of this guy,
holy fucking shit, he's got some beautiful cars, beautiful Cadillacs.