Name: Bill Burr - Where Does Your Tax Money Go?
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Where Does Your Tax Money Go?' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-01-20. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Where Does Your Tax Money Go?' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-01-20. Transcript available.

MeUndies are the perfect gift for you and your valentine this holiday.
They're unbelievably soft and come in limited edition prints.
Oh, so don't wear them. These things could be worth money someday.
You know somebody at Comic Con in 20 years is going to want to buy some fucking
never opened before MeUndies?
You know, like those stupid action figures that grown fucking men.
You know, they want to get the Millennium Falcon still in the box
and then they're going to buy it and keep it in the box like that's that's
their retirement plan.
That's how bad the bankers have fucked over this country.
Hey, by the way, considering the Federal Reserve is not a it's a private
corporation.
Here's my question. Where does the money?
Where do what is your tax dollars go?
Your federal income tax dollars that goes to the Federal Reserve.
What do they spend that money on?
I get it. I get at a fucking state level.
That that's allegedly going to go to fucking fix and pothole.
Let me get back to MeUndies.
You know, I mean, where the fuck does that money go?
And if you're at the top of the fucking Federal Reserve, why would you pay
taxes?
What are you going to fucking investigate yourself?
Do you know any any money made past 11 million?
All right.
Say you're really fucking successful.
You come up with some sort of app.
You know, you were smart enough not to go on Shark Tank so they didn't buy it
off you for fucking thirty dollars.
You know, you retain the money.
You like that Facebook guy.
Right.
That little fucking cunt, you know, who stole the idea from all his fucking
Harvard people who probably, I don't know, they're making money in oil in Iraq
now.
You know, all those Harvard people, you know, if they don't if they don't end
up like being comedy writers, they just kind of go around the world doing
horrible things, don't they?
Isn't that what all Ivy League people do?
You know, they start managing a firm that fucking cuts down the Amazon.
Oh, this is just sour grapes from someone who couldn't even go to a community
college.
What was I saying?
Yeah, like, wait, what do they use that money for?
If the Federal Reserve is, in fact, a private corporation, you give them the
fucking money.
Where the fuck does it go?
So, oh, I was going to say, so after any money you make after 11 million
dollars, that money you already paid taxes on that you then should just be able
to give to your kids and they should just sit around getting a drug habit.
You know, if you if you make over 11 million bucks, if you give it to them, you
then have that your kids have to pay 45 percent tax to the fucking IRS, which
means any sort of sizable fortune.
OK.
The IRS gets 45 percent of that.
Every fucking sizable fortune.
A-Rod.
Huh?
Kevin Durant, 190 million, you know, provided, you know, they don't blow their
money.
Which is something to be said.
So this is what you should do.
You should just go out and blow your fucking cash.
But don't fucking blow it on stuff.
Just go around to regular people and give it to them.
There's got to be a way to turn it around.
You can't do that.
You can't give mouth breathers that kind of money.
Actually, maybe you could.
I was going to say, yeah, if you gave every if every if every fucking like say
that Facebook
cunt, right?
Just kind of gives away his money just to regular people.
What would be great about that is that the first thing I would immediately do
is I would
invest.
And whatever companies make four wheelers.
Right.
Jacuzzis, jet skis, like the average fucking guy who wins the lottery.
I mean, that's what they're going to buy.
You're going to get a jacuzzi, you're going to get a jet ski, and you're going
to get a four
wheeler.
All right.
And what else are they going to do?
They're going to have that.
I don't know what the fuck by George Foreman grill.
I have no idea.
But the three out of four of those you'll hit in the stock market.
All right.
Then you get all these cunts out there.
OK, they're not going to have to work, which means they're going to be drunk
and they're
going to get on these four wheelers.
They're going to tip over and they're going to crush their ribs will crush
their vitals and the
population will start to go down.
Maybe that's what it is.
Maybe that's how the Illuminati plans to thin out the herd.