Name: Bill Burr - Do You Think Hillary Would Be As Bad As Trump?
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Do You Think Hillary Would Be As Bad As Trump?' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-01-31. Transcript available.

all right paranoia or legit worry um okay uh hey hey bill berlicek uh
congratulations on your new
baby huge fan of the podcast i'm a 30 year old naturalized citizen who immigrated
from south
korea when i was 10. as an immigrant and now a proud american um i'm writing to
you in regards
to the current state of messy affairs going on at the white house why do you
guys ask me this shit
you know i'm just a comedian or am i going to solve this problem do you still
think that
hill dog would have been just as bad as our current president uh with trump's
reaction
i'm not so sure anymore hillary might have been corrupt as you mentioned in
your previous podcast
but i believe she would not have taken such a radical brash action based on
intolerance and hatred
um not to that level but they're going to keep the wars going you haven't
noticed like obama said he
was going to end the wars he was going to shut down guantanamo none of them did
it they're not going to do
it i can't get into this type of shit look if you believe that that this
government the governments
act on what is right for people you know rather than money everybody everybody
past a certain level
moves on money that's it same thing in my business okay why don't they make
better movies because they
want to make money why there's so many cliches why there's so many shitty ones
it's the same fucking thing
um do i think hillary would do something like that no i do not i don't think
that she would do something
like that would she do a bunch of other evil things my point in all of that
shit okay when
the amount of shit that trump got during the election about being evil and a
horrible fucking person
i never disputed any of that but everybody was acting like hillary was a good
person i say that she
wasn't and i was trying to get people to look at other options which nobody's
going to do because
they just go well that's a waste of a vote because you're not going to win
anyway so my thing
with american voters is you get exactly what you fucking deserve if you don't
have the balls to not
fucking to to do not vote for the the representative of the republican and the
democrats who've been
fucking you over since the day you've been born and try to get outside of this
and try to pick
somebody from a different fucking party that actually wants to call out bankers
and calls out uh um
corporate corruption and deregulation and pharmaceutical companies and fucking
uh um genetically
altered food all of that shit that never gets fucking brought up with the
fucking the two guys who are
you know the man or the woman or the two guys usually that are in the fucking
the showdown
between the republican and democrat you get what you fucking deserve so this
whole fucking thing now
because trump's such a colossal fuck-up which everybody already knew okay um
for you now look
at hillary being like well you know it's like you're looking at two serial
killers and hillary buries the
bodies you know under her house and trump leaves them out in the street
therefore you'd rather have
hillary i mean if that's i don't know but i can honestly tell you you know just
my own feelings that
she's not a good person trump is not a good person they're two horribly selfish
people
and i think a lot of people got caught up in the fact that uh with hillary's
genitalia
and the whole thought of oh my god if there's a woman president what does that
mean for women
it's just like every president in my lifetime has been a guy what does that
meant for me
as a guy nothing it doesn't mean anything like that's that's like that disease
in my business
when you're a struggling artist and then all of a sudden you get a manager an
agent you start
thinking when i can put my feet up i don't have to work anymore yeah you do you're
always gonna have
to work you know why because nobody gives a fuck about you and i hate to be so
fucking bleak but
it's the truth nobody gives a shit what trump is doing is fucking horrible it's
not surprising
it isn't in a weird way it's actually causing a bunch of people to rally and
push bats against him
he's so fucking radical that i don't think he's going to survive he's going to
do a bunch of
fucked up shit to like the midterm elections and he's going to be so fucking
out of hand that people
are just going to run all the way to the other side of the boat that's what
always happens the
same way after eight years of bush oh let's all now let's all run over to the
guys with the blue ties
and the blue bras and you still get and then everybody runs over to the other
side
so whatever i'm trying not to be preachy here but like you kind of get what you
deserve
if you're going to go through the insanity of continuing to vote for whoever
the democrats or
the republicans are going to give you at that level and you're not going to
have you're not
going to start at least voting for these other people to encourage more people
to run outside of
those two fucking parties other than that i don't know what to tell you all
right i'm done ranting here
anyways he said i remember on conan you said everything will be the same under
trump
i really hope to god that you are right dude you know something i'm getting so
much
shit for that conan thing you know something next time there's an election like
that you go on the
day after the fucking thing and try to find some sort of a fucking angle
you know like it's my fault the day after the election that i say that that
trump gets in okay
everything has been the same under trump for a guy like me and for most fucking
people if you're muslim
yeah you're that absolutely changed okay but they were not showing those people
they were showing a bunch of white women crying that's what the they were
showing
you know and then they go the planned parenthood and all of that type of
i mean i don't i don't know i mean what like i think people hate trump and for
whatever reason
they want to yell at a comedian so continue to yell at me
you know i told you they were both pieces of but you know after the election
i don't know i just thought a lot of the screaming and yelling and crying
was was a little much it was a little much i understand you're disappointed but
crying it's
just was so pathetic all right you don't like the guy do what the you can to
fight
back against him you don't just break down crying like somebody took your toy
away
i don't know maybe i'm too i don't know cynical um but i've gotten so many
tweets you really don't
think you're gonna dude changed when obama came in but did it really change
you know what i mean because i guess for me actually true change would they
would tell me
where exactly do my federal income taxes go
where does that go if it goes to the irs and they are not they're a private
corporation of
bankers they are not connected to the government where does that money go
do the people at the upper echelon of the federal reserve
do they actually even bother paying taxes considering they're paying themselves
there's a nationwide heroin epidemic that people are saying was created by the
pharmaceutical
companies was not even brought up they genetically altered our food which is
evidently so up they
got to try to force other countries to do it and they're fighting back against
them because they
don't want it and evidently it's so up that these people they don't even want
to
be forced to label food as genetically altered because they know people aren't
going to buy it
there's all of that all of that not only did not change under a president with
a blue tie
it continued to get worse so now when a guy like trump does something so so
obvious
now everybody's oh my god this guy's out of his mind like this last guy
i mean i'm not saying obama's a bad guy but like wasn't he just continuing on
with the
war mongering and all of that am i out of my mind maybe i'm out of my mind i
don't know
said i don't know bill maybe i'm paranoid overreacting just like those crazy
liberal
out there but i really do feel worried it's one of those gut feelings that
simmer deep down into
your soul i mean come on even gorbachev just said the world is preparing for
war
yeah absolutely but i don't think that's because of donald trump
i just think he's yet another guy and if they say the world the world is not
donald trump it's a
bunch of people um you know what it really is i don't i don't give in to hissy
fits
you don't think clearly if you're breaking down crying and just screaming that
the sky is following
falling then you're not going to make any rational decisions there's a bunch of
groups
that are going to help out those peoples at the airport that you can give money
to you can do
like that you can give money to them and you can pray to god that they're
actually going to use it
on them and not use expense accounts and go out and buy themselves a corvette
so i don't have any answers but i will say this to people you got to stop
looking
you know i don't know i don't know i don't know what it is about stand-up comedians
but we we for
some reason are get our feet held to the fire more so than people who are
actually in the governmental
positions um you know you want to get mad at me because of what the i said on
the the day after
the election on conan by all means do that but you know i bet there was how
many of those women at that
women's rally how many of them you think actually voted you know what i mean
all of this outrage
where were you on election day i mean there's been p there's been people who
got busted
bitching about trump they didn't even vote you know but uh whatever give me
because i joked around
when it was like a funeral out here in hollywood i was just trying to calm
people down
you see you know you see a bunch of adults crying on television yeah it's
unsettling
this is what i think's gonna happen i think this guy is gonna go sideways and
then he's gonna go so
sideways the midterm elections what's gonna happen is they're just gonna get a
bunch of
fucking democrats in there to maybe level this guy out but in the meantime they'll
keep deregulating
deregulating the banks and all of that other and in the end of the day guys
like trump will be able
to build a golf course and a pipeline under and over any native american land
that they want to that's
what the they want to do peep they're so rich they find the government to be a
nuisance that's what
the fuck you're dealing with and um i don't know that's what i think all right
so there you go and
once again i don't read or pay attention so off uh and god bless the united
states of america