Name: Bill Burr - Habs Fans | Claude Julien
Uploaded: 2017-02-17T15:17:01.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Habs Fans | Claude Julien' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-02-17. Transcript available.

all right there's the elephant in the room that i have to address and i know
every
fucking french cunt from montreal with your silly socks oh you're clapping
right now aren't you
huh all right so as i you know not everybody saw it coming you knew uh claude
julian was
going to take the fall for some of the moves that we've made and uh you know it
and i was
saying the entire fucking time that this guy won us our first cup in 40 years
you know um
why are we blaming this fucking guy yada yada yada please don't fucking fire
him what do they do they
fire him so i tweeted out congratulations to any nhl team out there that's
looking for a great coach
that knows how to win a cup all right now having said that i had no fucking
idea i had no fucking
idea that the montreal canadians were going to fire their coach was a terrian
they fired him
all right and picked him up and um as much as i hate to say this is a bruins
fan we deserve it
you know i don't know you know what happens is everybody does it they they were
doing well
with pat burns and pat burns got sick of him i always thought pat won a cup
either in 86 and 93 with him i
guess he didn't he existed in the middle like don mattingly um and um i don't
know i have no idea
but i think i'm gonna say it right now the canadians are gonna win a cup with
claude julian if before
you get excited you montreal fans if they will win a cup if their dumb ass fans
in the media don't run
them out of town first god knows they love doing that fucking dopes half you cunts
up there you
know what i mean why don't you get out there and skate around with your little
pocket square
fucking moaning and complaining the most arrogant fans on the face of the earth
without
a fucking doubt of montreal canadian fans new york fans are pretty bad but
there's just something about
them they're dumb you just hear it they they breathe through their mouths they
eat big sandwiches
they walk around in sweatpants they get you know a guy like paul verzi who
considers dressing up
or putting on a new pair of jeans and some air jordans and a sweater
i swear to god if paul put that outfit on he'd be like i'm ready to meet the
president okay
that's your average new yorker but they've written so many songs blowing that
city that
people think they're a cut above just because they you know their parents had
unprotected sex there
you know all those songs if i can make it there i'll make it will you will you
make it anywhere
most new yorkers can't even live outside of new york they have a panic attack
the second they get
out of the two one two seven one eight area code they're horrific they hold on
to it like they move
out here to la and they keep wearing their stupid fucking new york badge you
know like some washed
up athlete still wearing his high school jacket they just can't they come out
to la and all they do is
shit all over it's like so go back you dumb cunt you know you're gonna go back
you're out here why
why don't you enjoy it go learn how to surf go have a fucking burrito go on a
hike
all right already with the fucking new york shit oh the head is fucking blaze
we get the
fucking laguini on the fucking 78th and fucking amsterdam um i don't know look
i'm fucking i'm not
going to take responsibility for anything that i say in this podcast um first
of all because uh i'm
not an adult and second of all because uh the lack of sleep i've had uh
recently um yeah so the new
york fans there's still an element of just you know they're morons they're like
boston fans philly fans
we're all mouth breathing fucking morons now the canadian fans okay the canadian
fans because they
don't live in the united states they live in canada they actually have to take
the time to learn about
other countries you know what i mean which makes them appear to be more
intelligent but i'll tell you
they're some of the most racist fucking people ever met in my life they lose a
playoff series
they burn down their fucking city they ran patrick wa out of town okay the
fucking hornet's nest
that claude julian just stepped into if they can somehow keep those people at
bay and their stupid
ass media the media those fat fucks like they're gonna go out there and start
skating if they don't
run him out of town i'm telling you right now if all of you fucking montreal cunts
can just keep your
fucking yap shut okay go buy yourself another pair of loafers and some silly
fucking socks if you can
just shut your fucking mouths and stop acting like you know how to run a team
this guy could bring you
a cup i'll tell you you got a 50 50 chance because they're not gonna be able to
think you know they
can't sit on their hands they can't they speak french you know there's
something about speaking french
all of a sudden you think you know stuff unless you're in france i want to go
to france those
people are cool you go to montreal i don't know what the deal is um so much of
that was just absolute
misinformation and i really enjoyed all of it um you know what congratulations
to claude julian i'm
really happy he went to another original 16. i hate the canadians but i'm adult
enough to not uh
to not sit i mean i i hope he wins another cup i don't want the canadians to do
it but i like him too
much to to root against him i will only root against him when uh it's hard
because he's with
the canadians but like obviously if the bruins are playing i'm gonna root
against them but uh
he's just a class act you know he said he's gonna keep the rivalry going but he
said something nice
about the players and all of that and uh we'll see we'll see the only thing
that can screw this up
is the canadian fans and their media you know if you can run patrick wa out of
town
maybe this ends the curse the curse of patrick wa who knows we shall see but uh
i just became a when
he went to montreal i just became a huge penguins and washington capital fan
i will be rooting hard not against claude i just don't want to see the i love
that they haven't won one in 20 24 years they're going on a quarter of a
century for any other
franchise that's totally acceptable but not for them they have to win a cup
that's all they have
i this is one thing of sympathy i will see actually you know i love the city
montreal i'm around with
you guys beautiful women and you guys got in 1994 and that would have been so
great for baseball
if the montreal expos even made it to a world series forget about winning
um winning the whole damn thing and they had a young pedro young randy johnson
i mean they were
fucking stacked and um i loved national league baseball my whole time growing
up whenever i used
to watch this week in baseball it was always a faster game it was hit and run
they had all the astroturf
which i thought was cool when i was a kid and uh you know i you know i watched
the red sox we were all
american league we used to just keep signing one home run hitter after another
another lefty
i'll tell you if this guy plays in fenway park he's gonna hit 80 home runs and
all he did was just
ground into double plays like the pitcher doesn't know why he was brought to
town
they just low and inside high and inside those cunts always loved those pitches
low the low ball they'd
whatever the they would do sink around my a big baseball guy they'd always
would ground out
and then they just work them right up the ladder and that high heat on the
inside
they could never lay off it straight at three end of the inning red sox leaving
another six runners
stranded it's not possible but that's what it felt like two runners whatever i
was never good at math
all right oh jesus christ me undies me undies julian to the habs but do do do
me undies me undies all
the frenchies are so glabs they're running around like a bunch of douches with
the silly socks and
the pocket squares but their balls are nice and soft just like their morals
they're
always outside their marriages hey speaking as much as our clo julian has has
left uh what's his face uh
bruce cassidy is undefeated and we beat the canadians shut those out four to
nothing
four to zip i didn't realize tuka roska was like oh nine and three at the td
bank north garden
lifetime against the canadians i had no idea he had never won at home that's
weird to me
my baby was the other guy i can't remember his name was our goaltender we won
the cup the
guy wouldn't go to the white house and then took a year off to go find himself
and then i never heard
Heard from him again.
I think he went to the Panthers.