Name: Bill Burr - Transgender Wrestling
Uploaded: 2017-03-14T14:38:45.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Transgender Wrestling' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-03-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Transgender Wrestling' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-03-14. Transcript available.

trans wrestling hey there i'm already gonna watch this if this is what i think
it is
hey there billy boo uh did you hear the story about the trans girl going
through
hormone treatment who is still wrestling girls in high school his slash her
defense
is that it's a low dose of testosterone and it does not allow for any
competitive advantage
wait a minute isn't that what hgh is that's human growth hormone well i guess
they don't do human
growth hormone i don't know i don't know what kind of hormones they take um
having said that
i'm not sure i'd let my daughter wrestle a girl who had any edge at all even if
it's a tiny bit
of extra strength it could be the difference in breaking a bone thoughts would
you let your
daughter wrestle in that situation uh yeah yeah i would then they're gonna
break a bone
you know what i mean how many times do people break a bone in wrestling does
that really happen
they're just on each other the whole time it's like uh you know like that
official level
not not not the fun the stone cold the the actual official college it's like uh
it's like competitive spooning you know what i mean it's like one person is
trying to spoon with the other
person the other person the other person's like i want to be this the spooner
not the spoonie that's
basically what's going on they don't really you know no i wouldn't be concerned
about that
yeah i'm one of those dads where the kids crying going you know she's already
half a guy i'd be
driving as far as i know she's still a girl so suck it up
you want to be the best well then you gotta wrestle half a dude that's that's
it i don't
i don't want to hear another word out of you i'd be like that
why don't you embrace the opportunity to be like well here we go if this is
actually a
fucking advantage all this is going to do is make me better
you know what i mean and then you can go up there and give your record 27 and 0
against 100 chicks
and one and two against someone who's half a dude right you got to embrace it
i mean what is that person supposed to do there's not enough
fucking people that are going through what the fuck she's going through to fit
in either side
you know i think i think it's a cool thing fucking who gives a shit look there's
already
going to be that fucking monster anyways some some woman's going to walk in
there and just going to
be blessed with frontier strength you know what i mean chopping wood strength
there's going to be that
person anyways um i mean i guess if she was actually if she was trying to get a
scholarship
in a loss could potentially affect it um maybe but i gotta be honest with you i
think um
i don't know i i would as a father i'd be like psyched hey man let's see how
you do
if this is actually an advantage this is a great opportunity to you become a
for you to become a better wrestler there's no money on the line who gives a
let's go let me tell you something brother come this saturday when my daughter
wrestles against
that half a dude what are you gonna do when these pythons run wild on you i
i'd get up for it i wouldn't give a shit it