Name: Bill Burr - MGTOW (Men Going Their Own Way)
Uploaded: 2017-04-11T15:57:43.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - MGTOW (Men Going Their Own Way)' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-04-11. Transcript available.

All right, men going their own way. You can go your own way.
All right, this is a fucking amazing...
Okay, hey, yo, Billy boy, I was wondering if you were secretly behind this
movement.
This is fucking crazy.
This right here is...
There's some movement, evidently, down in Australia, down in Aussie,
down in Aussie, whatever the fuck they say.
I don't know what the fuck they say. I've only been there a couple of times.
Oh, the plug came undone.
Was there a reason why they turned the plug into a magnet?
You know, back when it plugged in, it did much better.
I guess it's easier to find.
You know, it's got navigation, kind of, and you can find the fucking hole,
but it won't stay in there.
All right, there's a growing movement of men in Australia called
Men Going Their Own Way.
I just paused for all the guys listening to this with their girls
so she could have time to roll their eyes and be like,
Oh, God.
All right, M-G-T-O-W.
It's an offshoot of the men's rights movement,
but rather than getting stuck in and tackling issues,
no, rather than getting stuck tackling issues,
these guys have vowed to stay away from women,
stop dating,
and not have children.
Jesus.
Essentially, M-G-T-O-W is a statement about living your life
rather than trying to make a woman happy.
Sorry, happy.
Sorry, screamed all my jokes last night.
Or being a slave to cultural expectations.
One S-W member says,
this isn't about a specific rule book,
more a mindset.
Although there are purists in the movement
who are the most extreme and avoid women entirely,
there's a growing number of men who've had enough.
Enough of the feminism
and enough of being told
they have to work for a greater good
which doesn't actually exist.
Start looking into this manosphere
and it's like going down a rabbit hole,
this person says.
Happiness here is supposedly freedom.
And shunning relationships
is now sweeping through the younger generations.
Is it?
Or is this just a very interesting article?
Okay, Tom, 15, from NSW,
North, South, West,
whatever the fuck that is,
is what you would call
the growing number of teens
going their own way.
Jesus, this kid never even got off the ground.
He goes,
it's probably not,
it's probably not true of all women,
but I got the feeling
that women are actually dangerous.
Maybe the men around me
have just had bad experiences.
He tells the news woman.
He said,
it's scary being a teenage boy.
I'm not sure how it all,
it's all meant to fit together
in the future, says Tom.
Last year,
my uncle lost everything
because his wife of 40 years
decided she didn't love him anymore.
Just like that,
she randomly got up and left.
It got nasty
and he lost everything.
His house,
cars,
and loads of money.
There's no way
I'm ever getting married.
Well, they,
I mean, shit,
you saw a very traumatic thing.
Of course,
teenage boys look at other males
in their life
to gather some perspective.
I'm just going to read quotes
because I'm not going to read all this.
My older brother,
who's 20,
was dating a girl
for a few months.
She turned real nasty
in the breakup
and made a string
of allegations
to the police
that made me suspicious
of women too.
My brother's a good guy.
Okay.
Why should she be able
to just say what she wants,
accuse him of anything,
and then get on
with her life like that?
It doesn't seem fair to me.
I'm not sure
what rights I have.
Maybe none?
Okay.
Both sexes.
Okay.
It's crucial
that we encourage
our children
find a mentor,
a teacher,
or some blah, blah, blah,
someone who supports
communicating.
Yeah.
About skills
of getting a healthy relationship.
That's exactly
what I was going to say.
What do you think?
Are you just going
to walk away from women?
You know?
Are you never going
to bang another one?
Maybe just go on Tinder?
Look,
you can get a lot done
not being in a relationship,
male or female.
Just focus it
on your fucking career.
But, you know,
if you want to be alone,
that's fucking cool.
But to do it
because of fear reasons
is wrong.
What you need to learn
how to do
is set up your relationship.
And how you set up
a relationship
is you have to
you don't pretend
to be something you're not
and just tell them
what the fuck you want.
From day one
when she's going like,
do you watch sports
all the time?
Be like,
yeah,
I love them.
Love them.
You know,
I like doing most
when I do that,
I like drinking a beer
and then going out
smoking a cigar.
That's what I do.
Hey, sweetheart,
what do you do?
Don't lie to me.
Just tell me what you do.
And let's see
if what you do
mixes what I do.
Because if we both
start pretending
that we don't do
what we do,
eventually we're going
to go back
to doing what we're doing.
Oh, my God,
you changed.
No, I didn't change.
I just started
being myself
for the first time
around you.
I didn't mention
that I was
into dog sleds.
Yeah.
Well, I just figured
during the first three months
I'd make you fall
in love with me
and then I would bring
my 18 huskies
into the fucking house.
All right.
You're talking
about a guy
who's made
every fucking
possible mistake
that you can make
in a relationship.
I fucked up
more goddamn
relationships
with great women.
I got to tell you
something, okay?
You know,
I dated some great women
and I fucked them
all up, all right?
And it wasn't
until I met
my now wife,
not saying I didn't
make a bunch
of fucking mistakes
after that,
but I just met
somebody that,
I don't know,
I was in that part
of my life
where I could just be
like, all right,
this is what I do.
Is that what you do?
Yeah, I never,
you know,
that's the one thing
I am,
you're one of the few
things I am proud of.
With all the relationships
I've had with women
is I've never liked,
I never judged them
as far as like,
whatever the fuck
they were into,
I didn't give a shit.
You know?
Whatever you want to do,
just fucking do it
because I just looked
at it like,
if I give you
that sort of freedom,
then you'll give it
back to me.
And if you don't,
then I'm fucking
out of here.
And what are you
going to say?
What are you going to say?
That's the thing.
That's my,
you know,
my friends come over,
Jesus Christ,
you're always fucking
cleaning up the kitchen,
you're fucking doing
all this type of shit
around the house.
It's like,
it's the genius.
I earn a great living
and then I come home
and I fucking crush it.
So then when I'm
going to go out
and go see my buddy
play drums tonight,
what's my wife
going to say?
No.
Why?
Because you have
a daughter.
Ah, shit,
you're right.
Okay.
She got the daughter
card now,
so what am I
going to do?
Plus,
I fucking love
my daughter.
It's so great
coming home to her
now.
That's the best,
it's the greatest
thing ever.
Let's plow ahead,
let's get,
yeah,
so I would say
like that whole
like men
going their own
way,
I don't know,
that's silly.
Why would you do
that?
You're 15 years old,
you're in the prime
of your life,
you don't want to
be in a relationship,
just be that guy
who finger bangs
chicks on the
weekends,
you know?
And then on
Monday when you
go to school
and they're like,
hey,
you know,
like,
are we going to
do that again?
I don't know if
you want to hang
out,
I mean,
I'm kind of
doing,
and then when
they fucking
go like,
so what's
your deal?
You're just
going to finger
me?
And it's
just like,
what,
you didn't
enjoy it?
You act like
I did something
bad,
you know?
I just don't
want to be in
a relationship
right now,
I'm young,
you know?
And they
called it
finger banging,
do do do do do.