Name: Bill Burr - Dr. Phil And Deepak Chopra
Uploaded: 2017-04-17T11:13:59.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Dr. Phil And Deepak Chopra' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-04-17. Transcript available.

By the way, my wife was watching Dr. Phil, and they had this fucking guy on
there.
It was one of the most fucked up things I've ever seen on TV.
This guy was basically going on the internet, he was into conspiracy theory,
and he lost
his job, and he got into this meditating thing, and he said he had reached this
spiritual
plane of constant meditation, and he couldn't explain it to anybody around him.
Like his wife, and Dr. Phil's trying to talk to the guy, and he goes, and he
just kept
going like, so what are you trying, you're meditating, you're on the internet,
you're
meditating, and then the guy just kept taking this arrogant line with him going,
yeah, see,
once again, I mean, you'd have to read up, I mean, I can't just explain this to
you, I
can send you links to try to get to my level, basically, of higher thinking,
and then Dr.
Phil's like, don't talk down to me.
Okay, first of all, you don't know me, I'm one of the most open-minded people
you're ever
going to meet.
First of all, who the fuck says that about themselves?
I'm one of the greatest people I've ever met, right?
So long story short, they bring in Deepak Chopra, all right?
Another whore of spirituality, you know, he's a whore of psychology, and this
fucking jerk-off
comes in with these fucking bright red sneakers on, and sits down next to this
guy, and the
guy's freaking out, because he feels like he's on the same plane as this guy,
and then he
proceeds to basically say that this guy is abandoning his family.
He picked his words carefully.
I will say that about old fucking Deepak.
D to the motherfucking Chopra.
He basically picked his words carefully, but in the end, he said to Dr. Phil
that he feels
this guy is bipolar.
This fucking poor bastard found out that he was bipolar on national television,
like,
and that guy fucking sits there and acts like he's helping people.
Basically, you're bipolar.
You're not reaching a higher spiritual plane as much as you are experiencing a
manic episode.
Yeah, I'm just doing that Judge Judy shit, where he's talking all tough to this.
Two minutes into it, I was like, this guy needs some serious psychological help,
but I don't
know shit.
Fucking Deepak coming out, making this face.
I'm trying to think who the fuck he looks like.
I don't know what.
He looks like Liberace.
Whatever, whatever, National, what is he?
Is he Indian, he's like, if India had a Liberace, this, this, would they ever
do the fucking
Michael Douglas, Matt Damon version of Liberace, if they do it in some Bollywood
thing, you
got to, you got to cast that guy.
And I love that he was just available too.
Does he live out in Hollywood?