Name: Bill Burr - Military Virgin
Uploaded: 2017-05-02T16:13:52.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Military Virgin' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-05-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Military Virgin' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-05-02. Transcript available.

all right military virgin uh dear bill of the buor b-u-o-r-e i don't know what
that means
i listen to your podcasts all the time i also from time to time uh appreciate
your stand-up comedy
oh that was a nice backhanded compliment i listen to your podcast all the time
and also
from time to time appreciate your stand-up comedy you know it's all right from
time to time he makes
me smile i am from new hampshire and your video tour of hampton beach was right
on the money i am
writing to you about my best bud in the military we are both in the service as
we became friends he
confessed he confessed that he's a virgin at the age of 32 over the past two
years since i've known
the guy he prefers to play video games and eat dunkaroos than going out in
public dunkaroos what
the fuck are those um he's an exceptionally funny kid and has no problem making
good impression on
strangers or even a lady he just cannot reach women in a sexual way right now
he's stationed in europe
in good shape has a badass job speaks french and is generally charismatic guy
he has every reason to
be down drowning in ladies and can even use the foreign card but as i check in
with them he still
hasn't gotten out from behind the 60 inch plasma tv i don't know what his
problem is because he would
always be bitching about wanting a girlfriend i think he may be whacking it too
much uh the new
economic epidemic and another tidbit is that he will turn to heavy drinking
which actually helps to open
him up i can tell he's not satisfied being single and using alcohol but will
not take the initiative to
break the cycle i'm pissed because he's not using the golden opportunity to slay
over there and he's
just disrespecting and it's just disrespectful to the rest of us that's fucking
hilarious
um yeah man he seems i would say that he should probably go to therapy and work
out whatever his
his hang-up is because um that could be a lot of shit that he's uh sitting on
and um
yeah it's that's sad i feel bad for that guy you know what i mean it'd be one
thing like some people
are just naturally like loners and asexual or whatever and they don't want to
be out there but
whatever his deal is you know be a sad thing if somebody wanted to find love
and they couldn't find
love that guy should be crushing it if he can speak french and he can speak
english like that that
france that's your whole fucking world over there even if you went to england
and they don't give a
fuck that you can speak english because so do they but if you go so bust out
some french
bam you're crushing that yes and he's a man in uniform dude this guy he's like
fucking like three
different porno fantasies for women um he's got it what is he gonna do next
start cleaning pools
delivering pizzas yeah there's no reason for it i would tell your buddy that he
should go talk to
somebody um about it but it's kind of difficult if he's drowning himself in booze
and uh it's a delicate
thing and it's very difficult to get somebody to go get help i mean they have
to want to do it
themselves so um but you're a good friend man because you actually give a shit