Name: Bill Burr vs Nia - DVR Etiquette And Turning The Water Off
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr vs Nia - DVR Etiquette And Turning The Water Off' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-05-05. Transcript available.

um anyways i i mentioned a couple podcasts ago that uh my wife had gone rogue
when it
came to the dvr and all that and i promised that she i would talk to her about
it with
you guys um hey hey nene your your request on the uh the podcast your request
you know
your your your presence is requested this is why i don't do podcast i hate
doing it when
i fly um yeah you got a mic you got everything i got a baby there you go all
right now we're
gonna have to have a nice measured conversation you don't touch my luggage you
don't have it like
comfortable for guests right now well that's why i never have guests hold on
all right she's got to do the whole thing here who's this other person she wasn't
she wasn't booked
what's up baby how are you hi you want to do your podcast come on let's let's
get let's get her
situated she's fine she's full she's changed um anyways nia yes you've gone
wrong here we go you've
gone rogue first of all welcome on the 10th anniversary week happy anniversary
yeah that's
incredible it is 10 years of uh running my yep had no idea where this was gonna
go and now look at me
all these years later i remember sitting in my jeans and t-shirt yeah exactly
like i was 10 years ago i
have the exact same level of technology i don't have a theme song i haven't
done anything although you
didn't have a soundboard and stuff before you just used to like oh yeah yeah
you used to call on the
phone yeah how did that work you you called up some service uh-huh yeah i used
to do it when i was on
the phone i would drive around and i'd be getting arguments with other people
in the cars and i would
be at the airport and i'd just make fun of fun of people what gave what gave
you the idea to do a
podcast i mean obviously it was became a big thing 10 years ago but was there
somebody or something that
happened that made you think like i need to get in on this you know i feel like
i didn't choose
podcasting i feel like podcasting chose me yeah no i was over uh bobby kelly's
apartment bobby bobby
right i was over there and he was like dude you should do a podcast so he just
set the thing up
yeah it was like bobby kelly's shit bobby into technology and i was like that
and maybe in the
old crabby guy even back then go do it i don't want to do that stuff just just
set it up dude it's
a good way to connect with your fans bro and he was right yes he was he was
right he was right on that
one doing the podcast you know what he was wrong about you know what bobby kelly
was wrong about the
mini cds mini cds mini cds yeah when there was regular sized cds he he talked
me into getting a
mini cd oh i remember those yeah like that was gonna take off yeah and then i
had to buy the
microphone that was set set up like a little t i followed him for like two
months i followed him
down over the cliff of uh buying every piece of technology and then i just went
back to the
fucking the way i was so anyways yes so neil what's going on you know there's
all these great shows out
there that we used to watch together well better call sol yeah fargo meet me at
the mall good season
so far right all of these great shows yeah and used to watch them with me and
now all of a sudden
not only do you not watch them with me you kind of erase them or decide you
know it was some other
show not the shows i just mentioned there was some other show we started to
watch and you decided that
you were over it and you just you just stopped recording it okay well you know
probably because
there's a way to watch it on like the roku or on demand not for me i can't
figure that out i have
showed you that countless times i know and show you again but i'm not gonna
keep like hey how many times
i told you how to shut the water off when there's a flood in the house there's
certain things that
we're good at huh oh you didn't like that did you know my eye contact
really nia
what what didn't you like about that comment
oh this is getting real this is like some wendy williams shit right now
you stop staring at me like you're gonna beat the crap here to talk about the dvr
and the tv show
stuff we were i think that's what are you throwing that other evidence out that's
what my agent told
me is that what you're doing here i thought that was totally you to like flip
the script it's not
that's not what i agreed to so white people do not flip the script we we have a
misdirection
we changed the subject yeah i didn't i didn't agree to this i'm i'm here to
talk about um television
and you sound like billy bob thornton on that radio show when he said don't
bring up my movie career
just talk about my drum career that's right
what's going on with you
i you know what didn't you you changed i'm not you've changed what do you mean
i've changed you've
changed well first of all one of the thing hasn't changed is your inability to
talk into a microphone
i'm sorry i love it just pointed at the side of your face i'm just saying now
that we got the little
one here yes well here's the thing bill is that you're running around all day
and so i'm here with
her and so i watch the shows then because it's like there's not really much to
do you know i'm just kind
of breastfeeding all day there's not a whole heck of a lot to do with her uh so
i watch it and because
you're busy and then at night when we do get time to watch stuff you watch it
for like 10 minutes and
then you fall asleep just because i can never in the morning i i understand
that but i don't so then
i don't get a chance to really fair enough fair enough to get to erase it you
got to erase it you
got to make the decisions on like what i get to watch now like well that's it
for you if you if you
turn on your roku thing and uh download the new is so simple like my mom does
the roku like it's that
it's that easy so it's turning on and off a faucet outside the house all right
well this has been fun
i'm leaving you're not leaving no one's ever walked off this show what are you
doing right now
you keep belittling me of how easy it is to use roku how is that belittling i
said it's easy
you're the one who doesn't have the power you said now now now you said what
did i say you said even your
mother can do it insult to me a little bit a little bit you insult to me a
little bit why is my mother
something that's i'm saying she's not the best at technology but she knows how
to use you know what
you're saying it's easy is what i'm saying all right you know i thought there
was going to be a
lot of comedy in this well you are woefully misjudged how this was going to go
no i know i went rogue
i i know i did but it's like yeah here we go four minutes in all right i can't
i mean i just can't
sit around waiting for you to like watch that 10 i got tired of watching
episodes in 10 minute
increments because you fall asleep and what am i supposed to do i'm not getting
into the mic yet
i'm not tired yet so i want to finish watching the show i got to turn it off
just because you fall
asleep and it takes like you know six weeks to get through two episodes that's
insane i think you're
exaggerating a little bit i am but the point is that i'm not gonna wait for
your ass to watch shows
anymore it's just we're not on the same schedule so it's doesn't it's not
really practical for us to
like watch tv together like that okay so that part of our relationship is
evidently it's over
all right well here's the thing yes stop deciding you know being judge jury and
executioner on the death
penalty for the shows that we record okay okay and you know what's weird is you
know i had all my celtic
games and bruins games getting recorded i did not some reason like three times
i didn't finish the
accusation i know three times this season i had to go back to get to start you
know i had season record
i had three times i had to go back and do it and somehow that never seems to
happen to your shows
only to my show so i can only surmise that the the dvr doesn't like me i did
not
no eye contact change i will look right at you i didn't i didn't change the
recording series for your
sports stuff you've never been in the middle of recording two things that you
like at the same
time and it says oh there's not enough space you need to stop recording on one
thing and you never
chose my stuff over your stuff no because it can record up to five things
simultaneously all
right you're recording five things and there's one more have you gone through
the dvr list have
you noted that like 98 of it is your stuff it's a complete lie you just it is
not a bet yes i do
want to bet i'll bet that right now yeah i'll bet you what what do you want to
bet i don't know
what should we bet well you're the one who brought it up um no i brought up the
bet sorry i'm not
i don't know let's just make a gentleman's bet okay well you know if i was
dealing with a gentleman
oh i'm a gentle woman how about that i'm a lady you're hostile i'm a lady erasing
my stuff i don't
appreciate it bill you have that's 2000s you have patriots games from three
from three years ago it's a
super bowl we won it but do you go back and watch it ever why is it sitting
there yeah that's one
thing i know but it's like four hours it's a super bowl i know we beat the seahawks
okay but are you
going to go back and watch it eventually okay but everything else is gone i i
all the fast and
louds i get rid of those i've seen all of those i get rid of all my bruins and
celtics i get rid of
those there's a bunch of games a bunch of sports related documentaries and
stuff that you haven't
watched because you don't have time to watch a lot of the tv which is fine but
i'm just saying that's
the reason why i have decided to just press forward okay fair enough well
listen tv watching i wish you
the best of luck in the future with your tv viewing no with your tv viewing i
enjoyed watching tv with
you oh and uh yeah it's just an end so okay well then let's figure out a
solution like how can we
get back on track how can we get this part of our relationship back on track
this is like there i don't
know what can we do in order to get on the same page now look if you're bored
out of your mind during the
day and you need to watch a good show yeah by all means do it whatever i just
needed an explanation i
guess that's all right i'll learn how hey tell you what i'll learn how to use
the roku and uh you learn
how to shut off the water the next time one of these old ass pipes bursts
what why is that such a big deal nia why do you keep bringing it up and you're
trying to like
humiliate me and embarrass me that's why i'm bringing it up because every time
you talk the
last time we had something happen like that i turned off the water i did and i
called the plumbers
and they came the very next day yes i did so i'm tired of you making it seem
like i don't know
what the hell is going on okay i was here by myself you didn't turn it off baby
yes i turned it
off under the sink i did under the sink you turned it off yeah i did and that's
not the house crazy
ass flooding that was going on that i cleaned up by myself i must have walked
you out there 20 times
it's a little valve it's like it's blue it's the color of water you just turn
you just hold it down
why roku was that easy i could do it i forgot to do that part okay i know but
that's the most and i
called the plumber and they told me that it was fine and it was fine i know
because we got lucky
we it's not like you made a judgment call going you know it's coming from there
i would take it out
from the front of the house you didn't just you didn't do it what i was going
through you weren't
i saw it in your face and all you do all you do whenever stuff like that
happens when you're on the
road is give me no i will not you just give me about it over and over again
instead of being like i
understand you were alone you were panicked you don't handle the situations
thank god everything
was okay thank god you're okay thank god the baby's okay well jesus christ that
damn didn't break it's
all we're gonna drown that i did wrong and how i didn't act the way you would
have acted you know
i think we learned here you know i think we learned here i don't appreciate it
okay i i don't appreciate
it i think you know okay you guys listening is this what you wanted you wanted
me to flip out are you not
entertained here's the thing poking me and poking me about it that was months
ago now like let it go
you have completely lost your composure yeah because you're pissing me off all
right you know what
i learned in this conversation nothing knowing you ooh um a little zing from me
i have learned that i'm a
a little bit better handling criticism than you are no you are not listen no
you are the most sensitive
jackass i've ever met in my entire life okay fair enough but i only took it to
tit for tat you said
roku oh and so you're petty too okay so i'm petty but i mean i'm not the one
yelling and flipping out here
i am a passionate person and when i am feeling a certain way i'm letting it go
that's not a euphemism
yes it is you don't even know what a euphemism is it is it's a nicer word for
being a douche
instead of saying instead listen to me instead of saying yes i did just like
you know who um
two rights don't make wait no two wrongs to make a right all right you're right
no it's like instead
of staying shell shocked you say post-traumatic stress disorder um instead of
saying innocent people
died you say collateral damage that's a euphemism oh all right okay so there
you go instead of saying that
you're passionate i'm not you're the angry lunatic i think we can all agree not
me i am not i am the
steady easy one oh yeah really yeah yeah you're the crazy one do you know when
i had to threaten to
like if you hit me one more time during an argument i'm not going to go out
with you anymore when i met
you you were a very different thrower and you were hit oh my god you just have
you got to run for office
you got an answer for everything i was young and i was passionate you were
immature i was young and
immature and i didn't know how to handle my emotions and i do now okay all
right why don't you just
check yourself into rehab that's the other tap tap hot wave i punched him in
the face i need to go to
rehab i never punch you in the face yes you did you did it on valentine's day i
didn't punch you in the face
yes you did not in the face in the face yes yes in the face face in the face
you did you did i didn't
punch you in the face yeah i know i took you that fancy ass sushi restaurant we
were living in new york
i took you down to that thing and the dude the dude from the phone booth movie
was there
right oh i'm in a phone booth they won't let me leave colin farrell right he's
in that thing that
nice low budget movie the whole movie takes place in a phone booth we love it
low budget
cute irish guy right maybe it was ridiculous well you would know that when you
the way you were looking
at him in the sushi restaurant you just kept looking at the guy which was fine
for the first you know
10 minutes then after a while you're just looking at another guy while i'm
paying 10 times what sushi
should cause you were so exaggerating what happened i wasn't staring at colin
farrell the entire time
when are you going to validate my feelings
yeah i believe there was a song written about everything you've said on this
podcast back in
the 80s it went something like this lies lies lies yes the bigger the better i
believe that was the
thompson twins how long uh how long had we been dating before that incident i
don't know but what
ended up happening was i got in the cab and i bonded with the cab driver and i
just said hey buddy let me
ask you a question stuck my big head through that stupid little window i go if
you took your woman out on
valentine's day for sushi all right famous guy walks in how long do you give
her to look at the famous
guy before after a while farming out our issues to the public for that long wow
i never thought of
it that way what do you mean farming out i don't know what i mean i was you
know i had i had to get
some sort of victory i was trying to make dirty laundry no i was trying to make
you as upset as
you made me and it and i did it a little too well because by the end of the
night we were back in
in the apartment and you came running out of the bedroom because of course i'm
sleeping on the couch
of course i'm sleeping on the couch i wasn't looking at anybody else and i paid
for the move
for the meal of course i end up on the couch and uh you said something like
that something about
bitching or something i said yeah well you're acting like one and i never
called you that word
and i'm sort of just two little feet hit the floor was not and you were the
word in question
that was not the word in question and you know it was a douchebag no it was not
and you were saying
why do you speak into the microphone why you gotta act like such a you know
what
and i lost no i didn't no i didn't no i didn't this is what i said what did i
say i didn't i would
never say no because that's calling you one which i've never done never did
that yeah you kind of did
in there one time no i didn't you know you like to disguise it behind acting
like a see this is the
thing can i tell you something can i tell you can i tell you something you're
acting like i didn't say
you were a you're acting like a fair enough but here's the thing i've been with
you for 14 years
you have two incidents despite your behavior how many times you know what for
those two incidents
how many times did you hit me remember that time you came in you threw my
laundry all over the living
room you freaking psycho yeah i remember that bunch of fluffy white socks and
underwear like oh my god
another example of your passion i've i've showed unbelievable restraint dealing
with a woman like
you oh yeah a woman like me yes yes well congratulations you got a beautiful
baby out of it
that's right oh we had a good time yeah we had a nice run now it's all about
her and evidently we're
just gonna be watching separate stuff on tv no we can't be that couple we have
to like you know still
remain a tight i have to understand most times i fall asleep at night because
you're watching those
those women yelling at each other i hate those shows no i know i well i know
that but we could be
watching anything and you'll fall asleep because you do you get up super early
you're really busy
throughout the day it makes sense so i get why you fall asleep but i'm just
saying like it's hard to
watch a tv show with you that way that's it okay all right well listen it was
nice talking to you
i'll uh you know is that it do i have to leave now well i mean i got to read
some advertising if
you want to sit here and listen to that oh jesus i know you don't listen you
read out loud happy anniversary
happy anniversary happy anniversary happy anniversary happy anniversary why are
we doing that because
it's your your podcast anniversary i thought you were mocking the end of our tv
relationship
podcast anniversary what you just do you just go podcast adversity you just
i know i don't i don't know why i still can't hold the microphone in my hand
well you know what nia
here's to another 10 years you're not speaking into the mic do you think you're
going to be doing the
podcast 10 years from now absolutely i will only be doing the podcast i won't
be acting anymore
i won't be touring i won't be watching tv not with me i will just be sitting in
the room
doing that stuff you know no i'll be hanging out with this little this little
this little dumpling
cutie pie huh yeah what's up buddy huh i get a smile are you in a contemplative
moment um all right
that's it um hey i have to do my official sign off here and i can't do it in
front of the kid even
though i dropped the f bottom up a couple of times all right nia give me your
microphone that you don't
talk into and uh i don't know why don't you go watch something and erase it you
know what i think i will

Bill Burr vs Nia - DVR Etiquette And Turning The Water Off

um anyways i i mentioned a couple podcasts ago that uh my wife had gone rogue
when it
came to the dvr and all that and i promised that she i would talk to her about
it with
you guys um hey hey nene your your request on the uh the podcast your request
you know
your your your presence is requested this is why i don't do podcast i hate
doing it when
i fly um yeah you got a mic you got everything i got a baby there you go all
right now we're
gonna have to have a nice measured conversation you don't touch my luggage you
don't have it like
comfortable for guests right now well that's why i never have guests hold on
all right she's got to do the whole thing here who's this other person she wasn't
she wasn't booked
what's up baby how are you hi you want to do your podcast come on let's let's
get let's get her
situated she's fine she's full she's changed um anyways nia yes you've gone
wrong here we go you've
gone rogue first of all welcome on the 10th anniversary week happy anniversary
yeah that's
incredible it is 10 years of uh running my yep had no idea where this was gonna
go and now look at me
all these years later i remember sitting in my jeans and t-shirt yeah exactly
like i was 10 years ago i
have the exact same level of technology i don't have a theme song i haven't
done anything although you
didn't have a soundboard and stuff before you just used to like oh yeah yeah
you used to call on the
phone yeah how did that work you you called up some service uh-huh yeah i used
to do it when i was on
the phone i would drive around and i'd be getting arguments with other people
in the cars and i would
be at the airport and i'd just make fun of fun of people what gave what gave
you the idea to do a
podcast i mean obviously it was became a big thing 10 years ago but was there
somebody or something that
happened that made you think like i need to get in on this you know i feel like
i didn't choose
podcasting i feel like podcasting chose me yeah no i was over uh bobby kelly's
apartment bobby bobby
right i was over there and he was like dude you should do a podcast so he just
set the thing up
yeah it was like bobby kelly's shit bobby into technology and i was like that
and maybe in the
old crabby guy even back then go do it i don't want to do that stuff just just
set it up dude it's
a good way to connect with your fans bro and he was right yes he was he was
right he was right on that
one doing the podcast you know what he was wrong about you know what bobby kelly
was wrong about the
mini cds mini cds mini cds yeah when there was regular sized cds he he talked
me into getting a
mini cd oh i remember those yeah like that was gonna take off yeah and then i
had to buy the
microphone that was set set up like a little t i followed him for like two
months i followed him
down over the cliff of uh buying every piece of technology and then i just went
back to the
fucking the way i was so anyways yes so neil what's going on you know there's
all these great shows out
there that we used to watch together well better call sol yeah fargo meet me at
the mall good season
so far right all of these great shows yeah and used to watch them with me and
now all of a sudden
not only do you not watch them with me you kind of erase them or decide you
know it was some other
show not the shows i just mentioned there was some other show we started to
watch and you decided that
you were over it and you just you just stopped recording it okay well you know
probably because
there's a way to watch it on like the roku or on demand not for me i can't
figure that out i have
showed you that countless times i know and show you again but i'm not gonna
keep like hey how many times
i told you how to shut the water off when there's a flood in the house there's
certain things that
we're good at huh oh you didn't like that did you know my eye contact
really nia
what what didn't you like about that comment
oh this is getting real this is like some wendy williams shit right now
you stop staring at me like you're gonna beat the crap here to talk about the dvr
and the tv show
stuff we were i think that's what are you throwing that other evidence out that's
what my agent told
me is that what you're doing here i thought that was totally you to like flip
the script it's not
that's not what i agreed to so white people do not flip the script we we have a
misdirection
we changed the subject yeah i didn't i didn't agree to this i'm i'm here to
talk about um television
and you sound like billy bob thornton on that radio show when he said don't
bring up my movie career
just talk about my drum career that's right
what's going on with you
i you know what didn't you you changed i'm not you've changed what do you mean
i've changed you've
changed well first of all one of the thing hasn't changed is your inability to
talk into a microphone
i'm sorry i love it just pointed at the side of your face i'm just saying now
that we got the little
one here yes well here's the thing bill is that you're running around all day
and so i'm here with
her and so i watch the shows then because it's like there's not really much to
do you know i'm just kind
of breastfeeding all day there's not a whole heck of a lot to do with her uh so
i watch it and because
you're busy and then at night when we do get time to watch stuff you watch it
for like 10 minutes and
then you fall asleep just because i can never in the morning i i understand
that but i don't so then
i don't get a chance to really fair enough fair enough to get to erase it you
got to erase it you
got to make the decisions on like what i get to watch now like well that's it
for you if you if you
turn on your roku thing and uh download the new is so simple like my mom does
the roku like it's that
it's that easy so it's turning on and off a faucet outside the house all right
well this has been fun
i'm leaving you're not leaving no one's ever walked off this show what are you
doing right now
you keep belittling me of how easy it is to use roku how is that belittling i
said it's easy
you're the one who doesn't have the power you said now now now you said what
did i say you said even your
mother can do it insult to me a little bit a little bit you insult to me a
little bit why is my mother
something that's i'm saying she's not the best at technology but she knows how
to use you know what
you're saying it's easy is what i'm saying all right you know i thought there
was going to be a
lot of comedy in this well you are woefully misjudged how this was going to go
no i know i went rogue
i i know i did but it's like yeah here we go four minutes in all right i can't
i mean i just can't
sit around waiting for you to like watch that 10 i got tired of watching
episodes in 10 minute
increments because you fall asleep and what am i supposed to do i'm not getting
into the mic yet
i'm not tired yet so i want to finish watching the show i got to turn it off
just because you fall
asleep and it takes like you know six weeks to get through two episodes that's
insane i think you're
exaggerating a little bit i am but the point is that i'm not gonna wait for
your ass to watch shows
anymore it's just we're not on the same schedule so it's doesn't it's not
really practical for us to
like watch tv together like that okay so that part of our relationship is
evidently it's over
all right well here's the thing yes stop deciding you know being judge jury and
executioner on the death
penalty for the shows that we record okay okay and you know what's weird is you
know i had all my celtic
games and bruins games getting recorded i did not some reason like three times
i didn't finish the
accusation i know three times this season i had to go back to get to start you
know i had season record
i had three times i had to go back and do it and somehow that never seems to
happen to your shows
only to my show so i can only surmise that the the dvr doesn't like me i did
not
no eye contact change i will look right at you i didn't i didn't change the
recording series for your
sports stuff you've never been in the middle of recording two things that you
like at the same
time and it says oh there's not enough space you need to stop recording on one
thing and you never
chose my stuff over your stuff no because it can record up to five things
simultaneously all
right you're recording five things and there's one more have you gone through
the dvr list have
you noted that like 98 of it is your stuff it's a complete lie you just it is
not a bet yes i do
want to bet i'll bet that right now yeah i'll bet you what what do you want to
bet i don't know
what should we bet well you're the one who brought it up um no i brought up the
bet sorry i'm not
i don't know let's just make a gentleman's bet okay well you know if i was
dealing with a gentleman
oh i'm a gentle woman how about that i'm a lady you're hostile i'm a lady erasing
my stuff i don't
appreciate it bill you have that's 2000s you have patriots games from three
from three years ago it's a
super bowl we won it but do you go back and watch it ever why is it sitting
there yeah that's one
thing i know but it's like four hours it's a super bowl i know we beat the seahawks
okay but are you
going to go back and watch it eventually okay but everything else is gone i i
all the fast and
louds i get rid of those i've seen all of those i get rid of all my bruins and
celtics i get rid of
those there's a bunch of games a bunch of sports related documentaries and
stuff that you haven't
watched because you don't have time to watch a lot of the tv which is fine but
i'm just saying that's
the reason why i have decided to just press forward okay fair enough well
listen tv watching i wish you
the best of luck in the future with your tv viewing no with your tv viewing i
enjoyed watching tv with
you oh and uh yeah it's just an end so okay well then let's figure out a
solution like how can we
get back on track how can we get this part of our relationship back on track
this is like there i don't
know what can we do in order to get on the same page now look if you're bored
out of your mind during the
day and you need to watch a good show yeah by all means do it whatever i just
needed an explanation i
guess that's all right i'll learn how hey tell you what i'll learn how to use
the roku and uh you learn
how to shut off the water the next time one of these old ass pipes bursts
what why is that such a big deal nia why do you keep bringing it up and you're
trying to like
humiliate me and embarrass me that's why i'm bringing it up because every time
you talk the
last time we had something happen like that i turned off the water i did and i
called the plumbers
and they came the very next day yes i did so i'm tired of you making it seem
like i don't know
what the hell is going on okay i was here by myself you didn't turn it off baby
yes i turned it
off under the sink i did under the sink you turned it off yeah i did and that's
not the house crazy
ass flooding that was going on that i cleaned up by myself i must have walked
you out there 20 times
it's a little valve it's like it's blue it's the color of water you just turn
you just hold it down
why roku was that easy i could do it i forgot to do that part okay i know but
that's the most and i
called the plumber and they told me that it was fine and it was fine i know
because we got lucky
we it's not like you made a judgment call going you know it's coming from there
i would take it out
from the front of the house you didn't just you didn't do it what i was going
through you weren't
i saw it in your face and all you do all you do whenever stuff like that
happens when you're on the
road is give me no i will not you just give me about it over and over again
instead of being like i
understand you were alone you were panicked you don't handle the situations
thank god everything
was okay thank god you're okay thank god the baby's okay well jesus christ that
damn didn't break it's
all we're gonna drown