Name: Bill Burr - Family Back East
Uploaded: 2017-05-12T13:02:26.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Family Back East' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-05-12. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Family Back East' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-05-12. Transcript available.

hey what's going on it's bill burr it's time for the thursday afternoon just
before friday
monday morning podcast and i i'm just checking in on you how the fuck are you i
don't have time i
don't have time for your fucking shit today eh i got people coming in town to
see my daughter
right so i got a bunch of shit i have to do you know you know when you got
family
the fucking family back east we're having problems with the family back east
what movie we're having problems with the family back east the vaguest fucking
mafioso line ever
i'm not gonna say you know because i don't want to shit on the fucking writers
i'm not shit on people
that i'm in this industry sort of that was the laziest fucking writing ever you
see sort of a mob
guy and uh they're having fam problems with the family back east how far east
you're in la are you having problems with the family in nevada
having problems with the family back east
um i'm in construction oh it's not that movie all right anyways it's not the
one you think
was more recent and they evidently from what i gathered from the writing was
they were having
problems with the family back east sorry i'm gonna kill this thing here um
anyways you know when you
got fucking relatives coming out you know what the deal is you got to fucking
clean your house up
you know you you got to get all spiffy go out and get a haircut if you me you
shave it down right
you're looking at him like huh i'm successful i'm doing well right
you got to take him to all these fucking spots you got to try to impress people
you know
kind of hit me yesterday as i was i was scampering you know some i don't do a
lot scampering
something usually a uh marsupial does up a tree i believe um scampering around
the house just trying
to fucking make it look like i i don't live in a world of clutter and at one
point i'm just like
you know bill nobody gives a shit about you nobody is coming out to see you
nobody gives a fuck what
you're doing it's all about your daughter and i was like this is great this is
perfect
she's the headliner i'm just hosting hey how's everybody doing you want a
burger boom let's keep
this show moving right along put the act you all came here to seek my lovely
daughter that's all i
got to do all i have to do is host the show host the show as long as she's cute
which she can't help
as long as she smiles which she can't help that's all she does is smile and
laugh she's the fucking
greatest kid ever i'll be fine so there you go why am i trying to do all the
dishes
you know it's funny all you really do whenever you have company over you have
like that that one
fucking closet you throw everything in or maybe one closet in every room you
just take all of
all of the clutter and you just throw it into the closet like for some reason
there's this pressure
that your house has to look like you know like a showroom at a furniture store
like we don't have any knickknacks we are living a minimalist lifestyle
everything is neat and is in
order everything is in its proper place harmony is what you're experiencing
here we never fight
there's never a look crossword um yeah you can't live up to it so i just
decided i got to a certain
level of clean i'm like all right this is what it looks like you know what are
you gonna do oh god i'm
still nervous