Name: Bill Burr - Dirty Warriors | Kelly Olynyk
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Dirty Warriors | Kelly Olynyk' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-05-19. Transcript available.

The only way you can root for the Golden State Warriors is if you bet on them
or if you're
from the Golden State Oakland, you know, area and you're already a fan.
Jesus Christ, it was already bad enough Durant piled on there and killed the OKC
Golden State
rivalry, which is what we would be watching right now.
Instead, you're literally listening to announcers like last night when the Celtics
were playing,
Reggie Miller's like going because they're trying to sell the series going like,
oh,
you know, they only lost by 10.
I mean, some of that was garbage time points.
And Reggie Miller goes, goes, look, we both know there's two meteors heading at
one another
and we're just going to watch them collide.
So I'm trying to think the last time I watched the Eastern and Western
Conference finals and
they felt like the first round of the playoffs.
Fucking Warriors.
Oh, my God, they're filthy.
Filthy.
I love Popovich going off on that fucking goof.
How many slide steps did he fucking take?
To make sure his foot was going to be in the vicinity of where Leonard was
going to land.
And for somebody out there who doesn't think that that's filthy, give me a
fucking break.
Give me a break.
He's taking a shot.
You know, why did he have to take that last little slide step?
Skip, skip, skip.
And then just have his fucking foot right there.
It'd be one thing if they couldn't do like an entire highlight reel of him not
only being
a dirty bastard, but actually trying to fucking whatever pop.
What's his face is Leonard's shoulder out or whatever the hell he was doing
that time when
he dragged him down to the ground.
He's a piece of shit.
The only thing worse than that fucking move that he made was that awful little
that three
skip and a hop thing that he did afterwards is he was holding onto his head
like he couldn't
fucking believe it.
Listen, what the fuck do I know about who?
But I know Popovich knows a lot about who, but I know he's gone through a lot
of shit.
He's gone through a lot of playoff series.
I never seen him go off like that.
So I'm going to go with what he said, as opposed to when I was watching ESPN
and the fucking
sports anchor goes to Stephen A.
Spitz.
Hey, Stephen, you know, we've both played the game.
What do you think?
So this fucking anchor is sitting there, you know, he's going to question Popovich
and Stephen
A.
Smith, who I love, was just like he basically said what I'm saying with Popovich
says it's
true.
Then, yeah, you kind of got to go with that.
But the biggest fucking story in Hoop, it already came and went because the
fucking Cavaliers
series with the Celtics already started and they fucking kicked our ass, was I
owe a certain
member of the Boston Celtics a big apology all of this time doubting him, you
know, making
fun of his choice of sneakers, making fun of the way he looked in those
sneakers, talking
about how many times he was on the wrong side of the poster.
Kelly O'Fuckin' Linick.
What happened?
The man simply took over the game in a fourth quarter of a game seven for the
Boston Celtics
wearing the green and white.
Shades of Cedric Maxwell.
That one game, we said, just get on my back because I'm fucking taking this
thing home
and that's exactly what he did.
The guy scored 14 points in the fourth quarter.
He took Isaiah Thomas' watch off and put it on his own fucking wrist and up and
down the
court he went.
He was backing guys down.
He was fucking dunking.
He was layups.
He was hitting threes.
It's unfucking believable.
Now, having said that, he did it once.
So, game one of the Cavaliers series, he was right back to the Kelly O'Linick
that we
knew.
You know, I think that was a very special episode.
You know, how they used to do that with sitcoms.
A very special episode.
They would always take on like pregnancy, abortion, racism or something like
that.
And then they would go right back to being an all-white show.
You know, that's how white people cared in the 80s.
That's how we did it.
We didn't have to do any more than that.
That's all that there was.
So, whatever.
Kelly O'Linick, Jesus Christ.
So, I guess he's not going to do shit in this series unless we get it to game
seven.
Celtics got the number one pick.
I mean, it's just all we got.
All we got to do now is just wait until LeBron gets old.
And I actually hate the fucking Warriors so much that I don't care if the
fucking Cavaliers
sweep the Celtics because I want them nice and rested when they play those
fucking dirt
bags out there.
Who's that other guy they got on the team where you go to guard him and he
jumps up to take
a jump shot and he accidentally kicks you in the balls?
He's kicked like half the league in the balls.
I'm going to buy half the league.
I mean, like three or four different guys.
After a while, it's like, dude, that's your move.
I love how ESPN went to him to ask him if they thought that fucking Nazi guardhouse
fucking
guy they got there.
You know, ask him if he thought he was dirty.
The guy who accidentally kicks people in the balls.
Do you think his teammates dirty?
Well, what would you rather have?
Would you rather have a twisted ankle?
Or have your fucking balls separated for the next nine years?
Anyways, I don't know why I don't know why Chris Paul couldn't go to the Lakers,
but Kevin Durant
could go to the to the fucking.
The Warriors and now that now that the Warriors are filthy as shit, they took
Leonard out of
the series.
It's just it's a joke.
I would rather watch the real housewives than the Western Conference finals in
the NBA.
So anyways, enough about that shit.