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hey what's going on it's bill burr and it's time for the monday morning podcast
for monday
fucking uh may 22nd is that a record for how quickly i said the f word uh i'm
actually
doing the podcast right now riding in a car i'm not driving i'm on my way to uh
new york city
because i have to do some promotional stuff here for uh f is for family that's
coming out i
this week right or next week may 30th i don't know what so this begins
old billy red face uh showing his freckled puss on anything i can get myself on
um you know so whatever i'm driving to new york and you know something there's
all this
fucking traffic and i gotta take a early flight tomorrow back to la i don't
have time and my
wife just sent me this whole thing on what successful people do and they they
they fucking
you know they uh i don't know what they do they they they know how many minutes
are in a day
evidently there's 1440 minutes in a day and they use this wisely and they
delegate
right they delegate shit like i don't want to do that you know how to do that
right all right i'll
pay you to do that you know a small portion of what the fuck i'm making i gotta
get better at that
in order to delegate though what you have to be is you have to be social
and uh you know that's not my thing unless i've had a couple of drinks
other than that i'm kind of a uh curmudgeon i don't know if you've noticed i'm
a little bit grumpy
but uh we're fucking cruising now where'd all the traffic go now i'm watching
this will be like a
thursday one i thought i was gonna get to do the whole hour um so anyways i
just got back from uh
my tour up there in canada work with nate craig who murdered it if you don't
believe me ask anybody
who was in winnipeg saskatoon and uh regina and uh first of all i'm very proud
that nate and i did a show
two shows in regina and neither one of us went with the easy joke nobody did
the stupid it rhymes
with fun nobody's like regina vagina what's up with that i thought there was
going to be a giant
twat here sinkhole slash thing we uh kind of left it alone and um i don't know
we had a great time
let's let's just back it up here okay we start off in winnipeg i told the
people in winnipeg that i
wasn't going to tell people this but i just think they're so off the beat math
path it's fine the
cuisine in winnipeg is fucking insane all right uh jesus what was the name of
that place we actually
i didn't have time to go this time i uh ordered from this place the peasants
something or other
where's my little list of places to go scrolling down to winnipeg
yeah i thought there was going to be a bunch of traffic
uh he's just blocking me out the driver here all right peasant kitchen get the
tortiere if you're over there t-o-r-t-i-e-r-e it's french pork pie and uh then
we went to the
tallest poppy for breakfast the next day and um i wouldn't have known about
either one of those
shout out to uh a canadian by the name of ed robertson you might have heard of
him
plays in a band i think he's in a garage band or something like that you might
have heard of him i
don't know i'm just fucking with you um so anyways uh the food was unbelievable
up there and uh
the shows were awesome played in this old theater that i forget the name of i
don't remember it's been
around since like 1900 and up top they have like the the same old shitty seats
they used to have back
when everything was segregated you know and all the white people were
downstairs and anybody else had to
walk all the flights of stairs to go upstairs you know and what's the result
what's the result huh
50 years later white people are getting their asses kicked in sports you know
why we got no quads
we don't have any glutes that's why our asses are so flat we just used to walk
into the theater we
were on the ground level and everybody else had to walk up right that's why we
got our asses kicked
from the gridiron to the dojo it's true it all comes back to going to see harry
houdini and not
having to work for it um so we were actually there and it wasn't cold as like
the
last time and uh you know i tried out some new stuff everything was going great
um went to bed the first night didn't have a drop of booze how about that huh
didn't smoke a cigar
even though there was cuban cigars but you know it's canada so they got cuban
cigars but there's no
place to smoke them they're very uh they're very hostile against smokers or
they're just maybe like
overly protective they saw the helicopter parent with smokers up there and you're
you're sort of i guess allowed to do it outside although i did not i didn't
think i really saw
anybody smoking anywhere um so anyways we did that gig and um the next one on
the docket was we drove
up to sas saskatoon i was speaking of which there was these two or three cunts
at the winnipeg show
i thought they were booing me but they were just going tune i don't know why we
were in winnipeg i
guess that's short for saskatoon it's like cleveland the land up there i guess
they call it the tune or
they just yell out tune i have no idea but we uh i thought they were booing me
so you know i got off
stage and i was just like jesus christ man i thought that was a good show you
know uh but
i was like no no no they were yelling tune i'm like what's tune they was for saskatoon
i was like
all right we're in winnipeg they're like oh yeah sorry sorry that's a big thing
in canada everybody's
sorry i'm oh sorry like this waitress was clearing our table and you know plate
is empty and when she
goes to clear it she goes oh sorry sorry it's like you're apologizing for doom
you brought food to me
now you're taking it away and you're apologizing do it all the time sorry i'm
sorry get the puck out
sorry um so anyways we did the drive up from uh from winnipeg to saskatoon the
one that everybody
was saying hey get ready what the hell's that something ah jesus that's not
pleasant is it
um sorry sorry i picked it up i'm gonna be ridiculously pleasant on this you
know
those cunts who yelled out tune in winnipeg sorry um so anyways everyone was
saying i was
gonna be dreading that drive you know like an eight hour drive and uh so we
start me and nate
start driving up and we're just hitting all these bugs and but i gotta tell you
man it was beautiful
and uh both love the drive you know we live in la we're just smashed in with a
zillion other people
it's nice to get out there what a beautiful country canada is good lord um all
these these farmhouses
all of this land it was beautiful and all i just kept thinking was like i would
love to fly a
helicopter around here because if you had a problem you could land it anywhere
as opposed to when i'm in
la i'm looking for soccer fields and playgrounds and hoping there's not kids
there if i ever had a
problem and um just up there was just like just wide open spaces and i wasn't
that bad to drive we
did in like seven hours we took the one lane highway instead of the two lane
highway so we had a lot of
fun like peeking around trucks and trying to pass them a lot of farmers like
driving
these giant tractors down the street you know um i don't know i i got a bunch
of pictures
of that i saw every like every mile there was a barn that looked like it was
going to fall down
there'd be some guy who just had like a zillion cars or tires or something all
piled up in his yard
it was really uh it's pretty interesting and i was just thinking those guys
from gas monkey you know if
they ever pull all the cars out of barns down in the states they could just go
up to manitoba and
saskatchewan they'd find i saw a number i saw a 65 uh i'm driving like 70 miles
an hour too and i still
saw it so 65 ford galaxy i don't know if it was the 500 might have been no i
think it was a 64 actually
64. i know i sound like the rayman right now so anyways and then we get up to saskatchewan
saskatoon and uh we only had one show that night so of course i went out and
got absolutely
hammered hammered at this bar a lot of tattoos a lot of tattoos up in saskatoon
a lot of tattoos sorry
um but it was a beautiful town they had this amazing park and um which i forget
the name of
and i i got up the next day because i you know from all those years of having a
paper route like i can
only sleep for so long i just sort of naturally wake up so even though i didn't
get to bed till like
two in the morning i still woke up at like 8 30 and i was staying at that there
red rum hotel there
it's this beautiful old hotel that looks like you could have shot the shining
in there
and uh it's right next to this long park and i just was watching
to get this little mini waterfall i watched these pelicans
trying to fish i saw some geese with some baby geese walking around it was
crazy
through all these years of living in new york and la i was just sitting there
geeking out and there
was some old lady standing there looking at the goose and the goose is like
putting its head down
looking at her and i'm thinking that's like an aggressive posture
so i i walked away but i was also looking sort of laughing like thinking that
goose was going to
the old lady up and then thinking like what would i do because that would be
bad i mean i can't walk
away from the old lady but i also don't want to slap the out of this goose in
front of all of its
children so uh sort of a tense little moment there out in nature and uh
fortunately uh cooler heads
prevailed and everybody went their separate ways but the i don't think the old
lady knew how close
she came you know she had a big grin on her face as the thing was like ducking
down low so she's kind
of ducking down like imitating it um you know like she's looking at a gorilla
and she's pounding her chest
and i thought for half a second like i was gonna see some like you know some
old lady bird mma action
you know um but you know what she's so old i bet she knows how to kill a goose
she probably went out
in the backyard and i do that they just walk up and they grab it by the neck
and then
they do the spin move and then they just hold on to the neck so the body spins
and it just breaks the
fucking thing's neck um she looked like she was old enough that she actually
lived during those times
you know back when you earned your meal you know like you knew the name of the
thing that you killed
it was like a pet right you had weird dreams that probably slipped into your
sexuality somehow
you're like dressing up like a bird when you or something like that there's
some weird thing
when anytime you get abused you know violent sexy i don't know what it is it
ends up making you some
weirdo in the wreck um so anyways i end up doing so i walked up and i went over
that river there
whatever the it is like walking along these train tracks and i gotta be honest
with you i was a little
nervous about that because it was this old kind of wooden bridge and i was just
thinking uh every time
someone would walk by me you know i always kind of made eye contact and like braced
myself because
i just was nervous that someone was just gonna grab my legs and throw me over i
remember seeing a movie
a long time ago this guy did that he was a psycho and he went hiking with these
people and they didn't
realize he was a psycho i think he had already killed people and then he went
up there and uh
he went to like take a picture of this woman this couple or something he pushed
both of them off the
cliff um and it was so eerily done that i'm like this has to be based on a true
story because usually
that's not good enough for hollywood there has to be some dramatic way they
kill you rather than just
some creepy real way um so i was walking across that that beautiful nature and
everything then i was just
you know worried someone's gonna just i don't know just grab me by my ankles
and toss me right over
before i realized what was going on you know typical had to be so busy trying
to save my cell phone i
wouldn't even think about myself before i went over i think i could have landed
it though you know i don't
think i was that high up um i don't know what does that say about me that i'm
going through nature and
i'm thinking birds are gonna attack old ladies or somebody's gonna throw me off
a bridge um
i'm just overly conscious because i know the driver's listening here um anyways
plowing ahead here uh
then we did the drive down to regina i don't know i don't really have any we
went to some bar
well i don't even know where the hell i was drinking that's the same place i
had lunch and i
went into uh when i was in saskatoon it's right right out front from the uh
from the red rum inn that i was staying at and oh my god that place was a show
and
this is hilarious we walked into the bar and the guy goes can i see your driver's
license
i go yeah and then he goes to scan the thing and i like blocked it with my hand
i go dude don't scan
my id what are you gonna go oh you know it's just for us blah blah blah what
the
it means put you out of here you scan nate's though it's just like hey like
just the liberties
that people take with your id i don't let go of my id anymore let me see your
id and i just show i
hold on to when they go to take it i just go just read it i don't give people
my id you can look at it
you can read it um you know when i check into hotels they always go to grab it
for me and i hold on to
it and they're like oh sorry sorry can i see it i go i don't want you to type
any information
into your uh you know oh we just do that so the next time you stay you know you
don't you take it
and then you sell it and then someone else gets it and then all my fucking shits
out there next thing
you know you know i don't know what somebody defaults on a house in regina and
the banks
are coming after me i don't know what i just know it's not a good thing so um
we went in there oh my
god those people were partying it was it was some sort of holiday weekend up
there i don't know what
it was for but uh a lot of tattoos a lot of tattoos a lot of sleeves a lot of
tattoos and uh i just kept
drinking and drinking and drinking and i vaguely remember them bringing a
hockey stick over it was
a sherwood that blew my mind because i had not seen one of those since i was a
kid you know and they
you did shots out of it and uh i don't really remember much after that i just
remember
i walked out by myself i do remember that i think
yes then the next day i woke up and i did the whole stupid walk and when i was
done with the walk there was
this little double decker bus and i was starving i didn't know whether it was a
good breakfast place
i just said it and i walked up to the double decker bus that they turn into
this little restaurant
thing and i had a hot dog for breakfast and followed it up with a uh mint
chocolate chip ice cream cone
and i sat alone on a park bench eating an ice cream cone in saskatoon saskatchewan
hung over his and just laughing at myself like what kind of a life am i living
so as i'm sitting there this nice canadian couple pulls up right they're both
on bicycles one of them's
towing a kid and i just see well the one guy you know they're all like flanders
like that's how nice
they are up there and he just goes he pulls up he's like oh no oh no and i'm
like what's he looking
at and i turned around i looked back you know the little bus thing that had the
hot dogs and the ice
cream and like 40 children just showed up brought up by like the teachers or
something it's like they
were going to be out of ice cream and hot dogs by the time these people order
it was hilarious i beat the
rush just by like 30 seconds but like they were just oh no oh geez well i guess
we got here at
the wrong time no no no sorry sorry it's okay it's okay you eat everything i
don't need nourishment
they were like even apologetic like that was so i always forget how loud and obnoxious
i am and my fellow americans are until i go to like other countries like where
i i don't
want to be the guy on americans because i was up there and nate just kept
talking about how nice the
people were up there and i was like dude these people they they riot when they
when they lose
you know a playoff series okay they're just as racist they're just as up blah
blah by the time
we got to regina i was like all right you know what these are really nice
people i'll give it to
you i'll give it to you all right i'm stubborn i don't want to be yet another
person that travels
to another country and then comes back here to tell everybody how everything in
this country is wrong
you should see how they make a grilled cheese sandwich up there i mean it's
just so like
everything's like better it's like really is that why everybody's always paying
attention to us
you know if we stink so bad how come you know the name of our president and we
don't know the name of
your president huh why don't you think about that one for a second gee i don't
know bill because you
guys dropped bombs on us all right fair enough
so we just drove by just drove by us and was driving like 30 miles an hour with
the sunroof open
with their cell phone out the top videotaping
i guess i'm podcasting but i'm not driving right oh do you want to film it oh i'm
sorry sorry it's
okay sorry um i'll edit it for you i won't charge you anything i'm canadian um
how funny is it that
they're that nice and then you get them out on the ice that's when it all comes
out right
cross-checking to the neck all of a sudden flanders gets his glasses off puts
on a different kind of
sweater and you better keep your head up that's canada right can tell you
please do a drawing of
flanders as a goon for the i don't know the thunder bay llamas whatever
whatever the
name of your teams are up there in the lower levels the minor leagues whatever
you call them
well every Canadian has to say oh i made it to thunder bay and i didn't
i wasn't good enough to get in the nhl so i tried to fight my way into the
league
i know i'm doing a bad canadian accent i apologize
i don't know okay now if this guy's driving like a maniac i think he's sick of
my podcast here
um how far away are we another five minutes another five minutes you know they're
freaking out man
oh i'm sure where the is he right we're going to a hotel first yeah i gotta i
look like i
i look like i just came from saskatchewan they're gonna take pictures so i can't
be looking like that i
gotta look like uh at least bathed today um oh dude i had a 6 30 a.m flight
today oh nothing puts
me in a goddamn mood my show didn't get done till 12 and of course i had to go
out and have a couple
of pops to celebrate the end of the tour um i want to thank everybody who
seriously who came out
in winnipeg everybody that came out in uh dude saskatoon sorry about the
popping on the peas here
and uh everybody that came out regina i had a great time i'm definitely those
three cities are now
part of my tours um now i i feel i can go right across the whole southern part
so i was telling people next thing i'm gonna do is i'm gonna do do alaska over
the yellow knife
and some other ones jesus christ nine foot lady with no clothes on you see that
she had her ass hanging out of the bottom of her dress
like a sand trap so many divots in it sorry sorry i'm sorry um not that i'm any
prize

Bill Burr - Saskatoon Saskatchewan | Canadians

hey what's going on it's bill burr and it's time for the monday morning podcast
for monday
fucking uh may 22nd is that a record for how quickly i said the f word uh i'm
actually
doing the podcast right now riding in a car i'm not driving i'm on my way to uh
new york city
because i have to do some promotional stuff here for uh f is for family that's
coming out i
this week right or next week may 30th i don't know what so this begins
old billy red face uh showing his freckled puss on anything i can get myself on
um you know so whatever i'm driving to new york and you know something there's
all this
fucking traffic and i gotta take a early flight tomorrow back to la i don't
have time and my
wife just sent me this whole thing on what successful people do and they they
they fucking
you know they uh i don't know what they do they they they know how many minutes
are in a day
evidently there's 1440 minutes in a day and they use this wisely and they
delegate
right they delegate shit like i don't want to do that you know how to do that
right all right i'll
pay you to do that you know a small portion of what the fuck i'm making i gotta
get better at that
in order to delegate though what you have to be is you have to be social
and uh you know that's not my thing unless i've had a couple of drinks
other than that i'm kind of a uh curmudgeon i don't know if you've noticed i'm
a little bit grumpy
but uh we're fucking cruising now where'd all the traffic go now i'm watching
this will be like a
thursday one i thought i was gonna get to do the whole hour um so anyways i
just got back from uh
my tour up there in canada work with nate craig who murdered it if you don't
believe me ask anybody
who was in winnipeg saskatoon and uh regina and uh first of all i'm very proud
that nate and i did a show
two shows in regina and neither one of us went with the easy joke nobody did
the stupid it rhymes
with fun nobody's like regina vagina what's up with that i thought there was
going to be a giant
twat here sinkhole slash thing we uh kind of left it alone and um i don't know
we had a great time
let's let's just back it up here okay we start off in winnipeg i told the
people in winnipeg that i
wasn't going to tell people this but i just think they're so off the beat math
path it's fine the
cuisine in winnipeg is fucking insane all right uh jesus what was the name of
that place we actually
i didn't have time to go this time i uh ordered from this place the peasants
something or other
where's my little list of places to go scrolling down to winnipeg
yeah i thought there was going to be a bunch of traffic
uh he's just blocking me out the driver here all right peasant kitchen get the
tortiere if you're over there t-o-r-t-i-e-r-e it's french pork pie and uh then
we went to the
tallest poppy for breakfast the next day and um i wouldn't have known about
either one of those
shout out to uh a canadian by the name of ed robertson you might have heard of
him
plays in a band i think he's in a garage band or something like that you might
have heard of him i
don't know i'm just fucking with you um so anyways uh the food was unbelievable
up there and uh
the shows were awesome played in this old theater that i forget the name of i
don't remember it's been
around since like 1900 and up top they have like the the same old shitty seats
they used to have back
when everything was segregated you know and all the white people were
downstairs and anybody else had to
walk all the flights of stairs to go upstairs you know and what's the result
what's the result huh
50 years later white people are getting their asses kicked in sports you know
why we got no quads
we don't have any glutes that's why our asses are so flat we just used to walk
into the theater we
were on the ground level and everybody else had to walk up right that's why we
got our asses kicked
from the gridiron to the dojo it's true it all comes back to going to see harry
houdini and not
having to work for it um so we were actually there and it wasn't cold as like
the
last time and uh you know i tried out some new stuff everything was going great
um went to bed the first night didn't have a drop of booze how about that huh
didn't smoke a cigar
even though there was cuban cigars but you know it's canada so they got cuban
cigars but there's no
place to smoke them they're very uh they're very hostile against smokers or
they're just maybe like
overly protective they saw the helicopter parent with smokers up there and you're
you're sort of i guess allowed to do it outside although i did not i didn't
think i really saw
anybody smoking anywhere um so anyways we did that gig and um the next one on
the docket was we drove
up to sas saskatoon i was speaking of which there was these two or three cunts
at the winnipeg show
i thought they were booing me but they were just going tune i don't know why we
were in winnipeg i
guess that's short for saskatoon it's like cleveland the land up there i guess
they call it the tune or
they just yell out tune i have no idea but we uh i thought they were booing me
so you know i got off
stage and i was just like jesus christ man i thought that was a good show you
know uh but
i was like no no no they were yelling tune i'm like what's tune they was for saskatoon
i was like
all right we're in winnipeg they're like oh yeah sorry sorry that's a big thing
in canada everybody's
sorry i'm oh sorry like this waitress was clearing our table and you know plate
is empty and when she
goes to clear it she goes oh sorry sorry it's like you're apologizing for doom
you brought food to me
now you're taking it away and you're apologizing do it all the time sorry i'm
sorry get the puck out
sorry um so anyways we did the drive up from uh from winnipeg to saskatoon the
one that everybody
was saying hey get ready what the hell's that something ah jesus that's not
pleasant is it
um sorry sorry i picked it up i'm gonna be ridiculously pleasant on this you
know
those cunts who yelled out tune in winnipeg sorry um so anyways everyone was
saying i was
gonna be dreading that drive you know like an eight hour drive and uh so we
start me and nate
start driving up and we're just hitting all these bugs and but i gotta tell you
man it was beautiful
and uh both love the drive you know we live in la we're just smashed in with a
zillion other people
it's nice to get out there what a beautiful country canada is good lord um all
these these farmhouses
all of this land it was beautiful and all i just kept thinking was like i would
love to fly a
helicopter around here because if you had a problem you could land it anywhere
as opposed to when i'm in
la i'm looking for soccer fields and playgrounds and hoping there's not kids
there if i ever had a
problem and um just up there was just like just wide open spaces and i wasn't
that bad to drive we
did in like seven hours we took the one lane highway instead of the two lane
highway so we had a lot of
fun like peeking around trucks and trying to pass them a lot of farmers like
driving
these giant tractors down the street you know um i don't know i i got a bunch
of pictures
of that i saw every like every mile there was a barn that looked like it was
going to fall down
there'd be some guy who just had like a zillion cars or tires or something all
piled up in his yard
it was really uh it's pretty interesting and i was just thinking those guys
from gas monkey you know if
they ever pull all the cars out of barns down in the states they could just go
up to manitoba and
saskatchewan they'd find i saw a number i saw a 65 uh i'm driving like 70 miles
an hour too and i still
saw it so 65 ford galaxy i don't know if it was the 500 might have been no i
think it was a 64 actually
64. i know i sound like the rayman right now so anyways and then we get up to saskatchewan
saskatoon and uh we only had one show that night so of course i went out and
got absolutely
hammered hammered at this bar a lot of tattoos a lot of tattoos up in saskatoon
a lot of tattoos sorry
um but it was a beautiful town they had this amazing park and um which i forget
the name of
and i i got up the next day because i you know from all those years of having a
paper route like i can
only sleep for so long i just sort of naturally wake up so even though i didn't
get to bed till like
two in the morning i still woke up at like 8 30 and i was staying at that there
red rum hotel there
it's this beautiful old hotel that looks like you could have shot the shining
in there
and uh it's right next to this long park and i just was watching
to get this little mini waterfall i watched these pelicans
trying to fish i saw some geese with some baby geese walking around it was
crazy
through all these years of living in new york and la i was just sitting there
geeking out and there
was some old lady standing there looking at the goose and the goose is like
putting its head down
looking at her and i'm thinking that's like an aggressive posture
so i i walked away but i was also looking sort of laughing like thinking that
goose was going to
the old lady up and then thinking like what would i do because that would be
bad i mean i can't walk
away from the old lady but i also don't want to slap the out of this goose in
front of all of its
children so uh sort of a tense little moment there out in nature and uh
fortunately uh cooler heads
prevailed and everybody went their separate ways but the i don't think the old
lady knew how close
she came you know she had a big grin on her face as the thing was like ducking
down low so she's kind
of ducking down like imitating it um you know like she's looking at a gorilla
and she's pounding her chest
and i thought for half a second like i was gonna see some like you know some
old lady bird mma action
you know um but you know what she's so old i bet she knows how to kill a goose
she probably went out
in the backyard and i do that they just walk up and they grab it by the neck
and then
they do the spin move and then they just hold on to the neck so the body spins
and it just breaks the
fucking thing's neck um she looked like she was old enough that she actually
lived during those times
you know back when you earned your meal you know like you knew the name of the
thing that you killed
it was like a pet right you had weird dreams that probably slipped into your
sexuality somehow
you're like dressing up like a bird when you or something like that there's
some weird thing
when anytime you get abused you know violent sexy i don't know what it is it
ends up making you some
weirdo in the wreck um so anyways i end up doing so i walked up and i went over
that river there
whatever the it is like walking along these train tracks and i gotta be honest
with you i was a little
nervous about that because it was this old kind of wooden bridge and i was just
thinking uh every time
someone would walk by me you know i always kind of made eye contact and like braced
myself because
i just was nervous that someone was just gonna grab my legs and throw me over i
remember seeing a movie
a long time ago this guy did that he was a psycho and he went hiking with these
people and they didn't
realize he was a psycho i think he had already killed people and then he went
up there and uh
he went to like take a picture of this woman this couple or something he pushed
both of them off the
cliff um and it was so eerily done that i'm like this has to be based on a true
story because usually
that's not good enough for hollywood there has to be some dramatic way they
kill you rather than just
some creepy real way um so i was walking across that that beautiful nature and
everything then i was just
you know worried someone's gonna just i don't know just grab me by my ankles
and toss me right over
before i realized what was going on you know typical had to be so busy trying
to save my cell phone i
wouldn't even think about myself before i went over i think i could have landed
it though you know i don't
think i