Name: Bill Burr - Girl Stabs Boyfriend (Follow-Up)
Uploaded: 2017-05-30T06:04:27.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Girl Stabs Boyfriend (Follow-Up)' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-05-30. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Girl Stabs Boyfriend (Follow-Up)' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-05-30. Transcript available.

all right girl who stabbed boyfriend isn't walking free okay here we go this is
the new this is new
part of the podcast everybody fucking correct an old bill all right girl who
stabbed boyfriend
isn't walking free okay so this story was about uh some lady at oxford to
fucking i don't know
what the hell she did she stabbed her boyfriend in the leg with a bread knife
and blah blah blah
blah blah and the thing guy was like well i don't you you have you know you
have all this fucking you
know potential and all this type of shit so this person um this person is
writing back saying she
isn't going free what's up i realize you like to make the excuse that we
shouldn't expect you to do
any actual research on stories you talk about and that's fine well then you
should leave it at that
sir but in this particular story you ranted on thursday's part i didn't rant i'm
joking around
you fucking overreacting cunts do you guys understand what a rant is rant to me
is short for ranting and
raving so you gotta borderline have froth coming out of your fucking mouth
joking around about a
subject for five minutes is not a fucking rant you stupid fuck god damn it all
right so even like right
there to me that's just i just fucking fucking wigged out for a second there
but he ranted okay um on
thursday you didn't even you didn't even need to do research to see how wrong
you were again i'm not
wrong i'm being funny you fuck that oxford girl isn't getting off free because
she's white oh my god
as the lovely nia proposed and not because she's a woman as the freaking beliterate
birth suggested she
isn't getting off at all in fact it said right on the article you were reading
that she was going to
be sentenced in september and has been giving a restraining order yeah i saw
that and i also read the
fucking judge's quote i looked it up and i read along with your podcast her
sentencing was only
postponed she isn't getting out of jail time yet yeah but don't you find it
fucked up what are you
going to address the fact that the judge said you're so talented i don't want
to derail your
fucking what you could possibly achieve you don't think that's weird for him to
say that
and you don't think race and gender affects your sentencing you don't think
that you don't think
that any that there's all this racism there's all this sexism and all that but
in the court of law
there isn't there isn't status there isn't you're at oxford versus you're just
somebody on the street
and you stab somebody with the fucking knife you don't think that any of that
comes into play sir
so anyways he says if you ask me which you didn't i think this is a good thing
if she is as bright as
the people at the school say she is she can definitely do a lot of good in her
career
and sentencing her for a one-off would ruin that so you're agreeing with this
guy
oh my god this is fucking hilarious you're sitting here saying that i'm not
paying that's basically
what it is is not that i was misinformed okay it's that you agreed with the
judge he said that being
said she needs to be held responsible so what is it seeing as if it was only a
butter knife
i think mandatory anger management classes is in order at the very least thanks
and go fuck yourself
come back to madison you were great last time go fuck yourself again sir she
stabbed somebody with a knife
let me let that sink in she stabbed someone with a fucking knife
but because she goes to oxford and she could be a doctor
you're out of your fucking mind you're you're just like the judge you're like
oh look at her
she's a girl she's doing so well in school she looks like me it was just a
bread knife you're doing what
they're doing
in a perfect world sir stabbing somebody with a knife and the punishment is
stabbing somebody with
a knife and the punishment and that's fucking it go watch that fucking trap car
thing or whatever the
fuck they call it where they park it down in the fucking poor neighborhood and
they arrest one black
guy after a fucking another i mean it's they're not trying to help anybody you
don't think anybody
down there has potential you're just gonna see it's gonna fucking do that to
them
why do they just do why they don't why don't they do that in a fucking white
neighborhood
oh my god i i don't know i don't i just don't see the world the way you do sir
and you see it the way
that judge does and i also think that you are like what you're taking into
consideration which is is the
fact that she's at oxford and she could be a doctor you're completely and you're
now downplaying that
she stabbed someone and yes you are sir yes you are because you said she should
take anger management
classes at the very least
look you might call me fucking overly liberal but if you stab someone you
should go to jail
regardless of what your potential is do you realize that this woman if she
becomes a surgeon
will have a knife in her hand every fucking day of her goddamn career just
about and it won't be a
fucking butter knife jesus christ and when she goes to cut somebody open and
then finds out that they
have state insurance rather than private what the is she going to do then just
because you go to oxford
doesn't mean you couldn't be a lunatic you know what i mean and people in those
schools commit
murders and they do commit crimes but they don't go to jail the way poorer
people with more of a tan do
i don't know if you've noticed that so for us to bring up the fact that she was
a woman and that
she was white uh was not we were not uninformed we're actually more than i
actually you know i'm
gonna pat myself on the back i'm more enlightened than you are okay because i'm
not saying that
because of who she is she should get punished more she should get the
punishment
i think once you stab somebody what the you're doing in the rest of your life
is out the goddamn window
and i know you guys are gonna say well they do that they do that all the time
they take into
consideration if people have children and blah blah blah blah yeah i know they
do but the consideration
is is a lot smaller by the level of tan you have and whether you have a
hanging between your legs or not and that's the truth
go into a bar a woman can slap a guy in the face dump a drink over his head she's
not getting kicked out
she's not if she's if she's hot she's a wilder beast yeah they'll throw her out
in the dumpster
come on people this isn't this isn't new information all right stop acting like
good lord