Name: Bill Burr - Girlfriend Talking To A Guy At A Bar
Uploaded: 2017-06-13T15:21:01.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Girlfriend Talking To A Guy At A Bar' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-06-13. Transcript available.

all right jealousy issues jealousy issues uh dear billy rosy cheeks first up i'm
a huge fan
keep up all the great work anyway me and my girlfriend of four years just moved
to france
she is french and all her family is here we lived in australia and planned to
go back to australia
in 11 months sorry i had to get that yawn out our relationship is very serious
we never laugh
no i'm kidding i love this girl so much and plan on popping the question soon
uh we were at a local
bar last night i'm not lingual enough to talk well at a bar yet so when we go
out it's hard to follow
what's being said but i still have a pretty good time after i had a few drinks
with her and her
friends this guy my girlfriend works with sits with us while it's just me and
her about 3 a.m and i
immediately felt bad i'd never met this dude but when he sat down my girlfriend
didn't look at me
for 10 minutes and was 100 focusing focused on him leaning in laughing etc
while i sat on my phone
or looking up at the sports yeah dude that's not good that's not good
repeat that is not good i couldn't understand what they were talking about and
there wasn't a way
i could be a part of it i didn't like the way this guy was looking at me as
well twice during the time
after 10 minutes she strugglingly puts her hand on my knee and after five more
minutes i tell her we
should leave i say goodbye to her friends and walk outside i smoke a cigarette
and wait a bit longer
go back inside and she's still at the bar with this guy paying her bill same
ambiance as before
when we leave to walk home i mean i'm immediately cold with her you should have
been she fucking
embarrassed you you absolutely should have been you well you wouldn't do that
to her would you
i was pretty drunk so i expressed my dislike for this situation in an overly
angry and an impatient
manner yeah you should have waited till you were so this is one of these things
where you were right
and then you were drunk so then you became wrong by the way you said it 20
minutes into a 30 minute
walk home she was tearing up pretty bad and told me she was talking about me
and other harmless shit
bull fucking shit
she was talking about her dog and her dog was sitting next to it at some point
she'd be like look at his face
she would have done that she's full of shit this is my gut anyways well the
feeling stayed between us
when we woke up this morning i don't get to socialize much here and i really
like this bar
where everybody goes to but this felt particularly bad my girlfriend acts more
natural in this country
so this is awesome for her to be with her fellow countrymen but we've never in
four years had a
conflict where jealousy is an issue have you ever had an issue where your girl's
talking to a dude and
it crosses a line absolutely absolutely and i was drunk and i said something um
yeah and that didn't end
well uh can i deal with this without affecting the relationship or how my girl
acts socially deep down
she's an absolute sweetheart and really sensitive so it's a bit delicate also
there's a part of me that
says maybe it's all in my head anyways hope you can help bill any advice would
be great
love to the burr family go fuck yourself all right well there's so many factors
yeah you could be jealous
but you know if it was actually 10 minutes and she didn't look at you and then
i said i'll meet you
outside and she's she's still in there talking to him about what a fucking
great guy you are
um at some point dude you you your gut doesn't lie unless your head's fucked up
all right if it's coming from your gut if it's not coming from between your
ears and it's all this
fearful thoughts that's your head and you need to quiet that down but if it's
coming from your gut
and your gut's just saying this just isn't fucking right um and who's kidding
who the french have
different ideas about that type of shit where you know i'm not saying everybody
over there but they
they're they're the whole fucking having a mitch mistress you know is not
looked down upon it seems
sort of accepted as the resentment builds i don't fucking know but um
i i just don't uh
that whole situation is bad and i actually think her reaching over
and pat you on the fucking leg to keep to keep you at bay there i even think
that that that makes it
that made it even worse um
now having said all that you should have waited till the next morning
or at least when you walk back that night just say listen i'm a little drunk
right now
so i don't want to have a big conversation but i would like to talk to you
about
what just went down with that guy like that ever works with a woman
no we need to discuss it yeah i can't go to sleep knowing you're gonna talk
about you know
um
i don't know what the deal who knows who knows what the fuck that was i would
be like
all right so
is she only
the way she is because she's in my country and she doesn't know anybody but
this is how
this is how she really is
is this just a cultural thing
that she used to fuck this guy
and she's psyched to see him and this is gonna be her little fucking fling on
the side
when we get married like i wouldn't know what the fuck to think
um
but i would try to regroup and just be like you know
i find it hard to believe that if i was at a bar and i started speaking a
language with another woman
that you didn't know
and i didn't even look at you for 10 minutes and then gave you a pandering pat
on the fucking leg
and then tried
and then i went outside for a smoke
and i came back in you was still in there talking to this person this woman
if i was talking i'm saying if i was talking to this woman
that i would
somehow be able to convince you that i was talking about you the whole time
i don't know what to tell you sir other than to practice up on your french
practice up on your french and do it without her knowing
get that rosetta stone shit get your french game in order
and uh learn all their menage a trois fucking uh
what's what's ass over there
gross g-r-o-s
something like that
you gotta know what the fuck he's saying
um
to your girlfriend so i don't know
i don't know what to tell you dude
my gut says that that was fucked up
i can just tell you that
i'm not trying to drive you away from this woman
but that's that seemed fucked up
if that was coming from your gut sir
god damn it i would go with it