Name: Bill Burr - My Girlfriend Is Becoming A Feminist
Uploaded: 2017-06-26T08:28:27.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - My Girlfriend Is Becoming A Feminist' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-06-26. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - My Girlfriend Is Becoming A Feminist' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-06-26. Transcript available.

all right my girlfriend is becoming a feminist hey there daddy bald freckle
first of all english is isn't my mother tongue so sorry if i fucked up a bit
all right i was
wondering why that i could just see you googling daddy bald freckle and just
mashing him that's
what i would have done all right and i'm 33 years old and i'm an 18 in an 18
month relationship with
a terrific girl after four rather unsuccessful relationships i finally had the
feeling she
could be the one um she has her flaws like every person but hey so do i but
when it comes down to
the important features like honesty moral values similar lifestyles and
interests she really is my
match and to top it all off in bed it never gets boring dude this is your
second language this is
great she's more on the submissive side maybe you're just fucking with me and
you deliberately wrote a
bad insult um she's more on the submissive side if you understand wink and some
things sometimes get
wild gross gross gross i now have no sympathy for you but in a very nice way he
tries to say after our
completely out of breath feeling like nothing can touch us sounds cheesy but it's
really beautiful
why did you go into all that detail oh my god that was disgusting did i ever
tell you guys how much i
can't stand watching people kiss in public on film or any of that it's it's the
grossest fucking thing ever
keep your intimacies to yourself uh now we have a long distance relationship we
are far away but we
still each see still see each other quite often five times per year but then
usually weeks at a time
dude what the fuck just happened what to have what just happened there was a
was there a jump in time
here was there some time travel going on here she lives in europe and has been
hanging out with these
feminist activist girls and she's bringing up the topic of sexism etc more and
more lately now i was
raised by a proud mother oh jeez is there any other kind proud strong woman and
could not imagine dating
a girl that has has values of women out of the 1950s i like confident proud
women this is what he
always sets himself up to be a good guy they can hold their own but even though
i am not a chauvinist
by any means i think the modern feminist movement similar to vegans annoying
the living annoys the
living hell out of me i get that there is sexism in this world but i don't see
the huge problem in
it especially since the western societies have made such progress in this field
in the past decades
yeah i mean i don't know you keep talking yourself back into the hole there
yeah like a total psycho
100 feminist maniac yeah you don't want to be around that it's literally like
being around a
conspiracy theorist after a while as far as they're never going to shut the
fuck up about that topic
and it's going to drive you nuts after a while um do you realize that every day
40 percent of women
they're going to be throwing stats at you like someone who plays fantasy
football um anyway he says
today my girlfriend sent me a link to an article about how pornography objectifies
and discriminates
women then she wrote i've been thinking a lot lately and i'll have to change
some things in the future
especially in our sex life yeah dude this relationship is over uh now i tend to
agree with
now i tend to agree with this auto but nevertheless i furiously replied hey if
you're going to turn into
one of the these non-stop nagging feminists please tell me now so i can even
move the fuck further
away from you and you're victim seeking miserable friends yeah dude yeah you're
kind of an asshole
you're kind of an asshole um slash a bit of a control freak i think i don't
know but then you're
cool with her moving away i don't know i can't read you he goes then things
escalated quickly yeah you
think we got into a big fight and haven't communicated since yeah dude it's a
wrap it was already a wrap
it was already a wrap you know if you just imagine if you got into something
okay and then you came home and whatever your new fucking way of thinking was
you told your wife
that or girlfriend that she needed to adjust some things in the bedroom i mean
try that one on for
size yeah what it is is she's grown in a different direction and she needs to
be um you know
i don't know i don't know she's with a different type of guy not you now bill
this is a girl this
girl is great and smart and tbh i don't know what that means i am all for women's
rights and see
sexism on a daily basis and totally understand some of the well stop fucking
making yourself out to be
the hero i'm not one of these guys but i'm not one of these guys so leave me
the fuck alone with
this stuff and if this stuff will interfere with our sex life and change the
woman that i have learned
to love i don't know where this will leave us what do you think of this am i
being too
non-empathetic here it's been i don't think you're an empathetic person
um i would say that uh yeah this is a wrap this is not the kind of woman you're
looking for
um and this is a major change in her all right i mean i don't know what goes on
between the two of
you but if she's gonna be like hey watch this and we need to change some stuff
in the bedroom like
the the relationship as you know it is over and uh and it's long distance i
mean yeah it's it's a
fucking wrap i would walk away