Name: Bill Burr - Rollerblading
Uploaded: 2017-06-26T08:55:03.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Rollerblading' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-06-26. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Rollerblading' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-06-26. Transcript available.

you know what's slowly making a comeback and i love it because i never had a
problem with it
is rollerblading rollerblading is slowly making a comeback i loved it i used to
go down the beach
with my short shorts on skating backwards i'm kidding little boy short true
religion boy shorts
i did it we sure we all did ah there's the photoshop for the week but you know
what there's
no true religion boy shorts so good luck with you on that one fucko um no i
liked it i used to play
fucking uh in new york and out in santa monta down in venice beach i used to
play uh roller hockey
and uh jesus christ catching an edge never hurt more than when you were in a
parking lot
you had to go elbow pads you had to do it elbow and knee pad you just had to do
it
you know out there dressed like robocop because when you went down you were you
were
um the only thing that sucked is the the hockey gloves you didn't have that
thing and i actually
broke my wrist i broke a bone in my wrist i used to his his oh my god way back
way way way back
way back in the day i used to play two one two rollerblade hockey at the on the
top of parking garages
in west hollywood um i used to play and with three other comics it was me and
dane cook and it was
versus they were all boston comics versus uh rick d'aleah and rest his soul uh
pete cummin
and uh i remember we used to i remember playing the day of the super bowl just
laughing at how
insane the weather was that it was 80 degrees out we went out there had a great
game
super super highly competitive game and we used to play at the top of the
parking garage because for
whatever reason on like the sundays or whatever they would just never there
wouldn't be enough people
no one wanted to park on the roof because the car would get all hot on the
inside and we would play
up there and sometimes someone would park up there but no one would ever rat us
out and only a couple
of times did the ball ever go over the edge that i remember but we always had
like an extra one
but uh we used to do that all the time and it was a great time and uh i never
understood why the whole
fad went away there was one homophobic joke one homophobic joke killed me and
what's the hardest
thing about rollerblading telling your parents telling telling your parents
that you're gay
that one little joke the whole thing the whole thing went away i never
understood it
i got to the point i was the one that the guy who took his break off that was
like a big thing when
you lived in new york you had to be cool you had to take your break off and
learn how to stop the
other way like yeah why would i want to be able to stop quick when i'm skating
out in traffic
with cabs and i can't believe i never died um i had a couple of really close
calls so
stupid i would never do that again i just chalked that up to uh being young
like i still lived in
new york and i was close to central park park park park and i was gonna go
rollerblading i would i
would at this my age i would walk to the park carrying my rollerblades
i have no shame about it i know a lot of people are embarrassed that they
rollerbladed i have no
shame no shame if i lived closer to a boardwalk i would own a pair and i would
go out there it's
so much more fun than doing the elliptical it's better exercise you know you
put on your wireless
headphones right you tie your t-shirt off at the waist and you know you go out
there and you you have a good
time maybe you have some tassels on
i don't know why i have i i think it's hilarious that everybody got all weird
about it