Name: Bill Burr - Ovarian Psycos
Uploaded: 2017-06-30T13:28:58.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Ovarian Psycos' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-06-30. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Ovarian Psycos' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-06-30. Transcript available.

you know what I watched this this documentary called ovarian psychos right how
do you not click
on that I first clicked on this action movie and it was just the same fucking
shit the one guy who
beats the fuck out of everybody nobody ever they all have guns but they never
think to use it
and I was just like I've seen this a million times it's really loud and look at
that nice
classic car they're wrecking the fucking thing I can't watch this shit so I
shut it off and I
saw this thing called ovarian psychos and I was like I want to I got to see
what this is about
it was about some uh some women in East LA mainly Mexican who were sick of
fucking being scared
women and they started their own group and they ride around these women's only
uh you know riding
bicycles when there's like a full moon or some shit I don't know I don't know
so I was watching
this stuff and of course typical guys like women's only that's like sexist what
if I had a guy's only
bike right I hate when people act like it's a level playing field you know what
I mean it's like
they're having this thing because it's not a level playing field one of the
women in there was just
like everything's kind of for fucking men only which it really is when you
really look at it okay I don't
want to fucking come off as like a complete goddamn liberal here all right but
you know it really is
it's it's just it's there for the taking for you when you're a guy you know not
saying you're gonna
get it nine out of ten people still fail that's one thing that feminists don't
realize you know
when you listen to them talking about what it's like to be a guy they have this
cartoonish idea of
what it's like to be a guy you just show up oh and the classic one the more you
act like a dick
the more people respect you I love that one if a woman if a woman does it she's
considered a bitch
if a guy does it it's like
have they ever done a survey just ask the general public hey if you had your
choice between working
for somebody nice or working for a complete fucking asshole who treats you like
shit which would you pick
yeah nobody does I think when I meet successful people truly successful people
that get it
successful in their personal life and in their professional life those people I
always meet they're
always humble they're self-deprecating they walk into a room you want to be
around them
and they're they're good at talking to people they don't come in like fucking
Alec Baldwin in Glen Gary
Glen Ross um that bullshit that men respect a guy like that fucking who the
fuck want no I don't I
don't respect anybody what I see is an insecure asshole who's afraid it's all
going to go away by the
afternoon um anyway so I'm watching this documentary check it out it's actually
really uh you only get
bothered me about the documentary is the way they spelled psychos ovarian psychos
it's like but you're
on cycles so why didn't you spell the first half like cycle and the rest like
psycho you know a little
wordplay there nothing all right anyways so I watched it it was interesting and
actually this one woman said
in it you know because she'd been through all this shit when she was a little
girl with their mother
and then she had a daughter I believe she was at least she had a kid she became
a mom and then her
mother said well now do you at least understand me I bet you understand me a
lot more and she said to
her mother no actually I've never understood you less and I actually cringed
when I when I saw that I was
just like you know that's something if you feel it you don't say to your mom
like what do you get out
of saying that to your mother all you're gonna do is devastate her and make her
feel like she
completely failed as a mom and it doesn't get you any real estate that's
something you say to your
friend and now that I have a kid it's just like I don't even understand what
the fuck my mother did
to me even more and you fucking clink your wine coolers and then that's it you
don't say it to
your mom we're taking callers um I just watched a shick hydro transformer ad
that made those dollar
shave club ads make even more fucking sense the blade literally turned into one
of those fucking robots
why is Matamba wagging his finger at me like he just blocked a shot in a mobile
one commercial
is he out of NBA money where the fuck did he come from out of nowhere did he
buy one too many
fucking gold chains or some shit and he's like called up his agent I need to
work again
was that Schwarzenegger I don't know I don't have no idea
Thank you.