Name: Bill Burr - Unwanted Pictures And Videos
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Unwanted Pictures And Videos' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-07-04. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Unwanted Pictures And Videos' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-07-04. Transcript available.

Here we go. Weird new co-worker. Hey Billy, hold you nuts. I might have gone
over the line at work
and want to know your or Nia's input would be on this. Okay, long story short,
I essentially quit
my job today because a co-worker was taking pictures of me. Before you jump to
any conclusions,
hear me out and you might agree with me in the end. I don't like that somebody's
taking it. It
sounds like you didn't want your picture taken. This Monday we got a new
employee that basically
acts like she's in a reality show. The first day I thought she might be joking
around by doing the
classic go from one person to the next and whisper turning around talk about
the other employees in
the room. Okay, go from one person to the next and whisper turn around talk
about the other employees
in the room because she's already talking shit about everybody. But then I
realized she's just
crazy. She has taken pictures and videos of all the men at work and shared them
with her Snapchat or
Instagram or whatever crap it is she uses to communicate with other people that
are on her
level. Sounds like she's trying to get a reality show herself and become famous
or something. The
first time she did this, she was standing a few feet away from me and did a 180
jump spin that would
have made Dennis Rodman proud and with her phone took a picture and said that
one was for Instagram.
It startled the hell out of me and I plainly said don't take pictures of me.
Over the days she continued
to take pictures of the rest of the guy without consent of course and I got to
see a couple of
them. One was of my boss's ass with the text over it that said that booty
though. Oh god this is yeah
this is something just spends too much time on the internet. I don't know why
you quit your job.
Don't you guys just go to HR? So the only thing that finally got me was when I
was restocking the
shelves and realized after walking across the store that I felt I was being
watched. I looked up and
saw her grinning while holding her phone and I asked her if she had taken a
video of me. She said she was
taking a video of the rain outside and I happened to walk across the path.
Obviously bullshit. I called
her bluff and asked her to show me the video from the beginning and it's clear
that it starts and ends
with me. 20 seconds of me wheeling merchandise around. You can barely see a
window on the back
where you can't even tell it's raining. She's standing 60 feet away from the
fucking window.
All right. Now before you say oh maybe she likes you. Dude I'm on your side and
wants to see you.
Let me be clear. No one is touching themselves to a video of a guy with a dad
bod wheeling around
merchandise. It's not that and she knows I'm happy in my relationship with my
longtime girlfriend
regardless. I complained to my boss who after two days finally talked to her
about it and then she told
me she said I walked in front of a rain video she was making. I said if it was
the other way around
and it was a guy taking videos of women I'm sure that would have been grounds
for dismissal. Absolutely.
I also forgot to mention that she went through my boss's text when he wasn't
looking to see which
women were talking to him. It pissed me off that he was more than willing to
believe that she was
suddenly a part-time meteorologist than just believing me that it was the 40th
video of that
kind she was taking of us. So I kind of snapped and told him not to bother
insulting our intelligence
by trying to believe his excuse and I said if she tells him the picture of his
ass wait and I said
if she tells him the picture of his ass she took was intended to be a picture
of morning fog until he
got in the way to just keep it to himself and I quit. Ah dude you snapped. You
snapped. You know why?
Sorry dude I got the volume up too high. You know why you snapped? Because like
me you had expectations
and you lost your patience and that caused you to lose your fucking mind and
you know what? You're a hundred
percent in the right. At least I'm hearing your side of the story here.
So what do you think? Did I go too far? Should I have given her
time to adjust? I'm sure you deal with unwanted pictures of you every day but I'm
not famous and
haven't done anything to deserve this. Yeah I mean exactly. That's it. I mean
you're not jumping
around like a monkey on stage. I feel like I'm being followed by the worst PI
and I can't
help but it gives me anxiety as far as I know she's already has pictures of me
with the eyes cut out at
home. The way I see it I'm not wasting time waiting until a co-worker grows up
to learn the difference
between right and wrong. She happens to be 19 but I'm talking about mental
maturity because I've worked
alongside teenagers before who know perfectly well what the appropriate way to
believe to behave at
work is and this job pays lousy enough that it's no big loss as far as I'm
concerned. Thanks
and hope you and Nia have a little and the little one have a good 4th of July.
You guys are an A-plus
family as far as I'm concerned. Thank you very much. I agree with you 100%. The
only thing is she's 19
so I think they just need to talk to her. I wish she didn't quit your job but
it sounds like you're
not really worried so I don't think it was your dream job. I mean maybe her
behavior opened the door
for something. You got to turn it into a positive and you also have to learn
like I'm trying to learn
with my behavior in Verizon in the fucking bank this week. You know you know
what it was was you asked
her nicely. She ignored what you what you you you asked her not to do. You went
to the person of
authority and he swept it under the rug and then that was enough to make you
fucking snap. I completely
understand that. I think your behavior is completely normal. I'm surprised you
didn't tell your boss to
go fuck himself and but at the end of the day you know you don't have a job now
so and you're actually
a good guy. I mean I what did the guy say when you quit? He was all right with
that? I think kids grow up
today and they because they so overshare on all of these things their
boundaries with privacy is
pretty much non-existent. I mean there was like a famous woman took video of an
older woman naked in
the locker room going oh my god look at her old ass and she got into like and
like she had no idea
that like that's like why would you do that to somebody? That's somebody's mom
or their grandmother
but I don't know people are uh it's bad and I I gotta be honest with you it's
bad enough when someone
comes up to you and just takes a picture you don't want but when people walk up
with the video already
on um yeah I yeah I don't like that and even with what I do because you know
they're usually an extremely
selfish person and the whole moment is about them and you know that whole oh
man YOLO look at my life
right now shaking my head whatever the dumb shit that they're doing it really
is funny though when
you watch these kids on like Instagram and everything everybody's acting like
they have
like a hit show and that they're like these celebrities themselves like always
taking like
you know Snapchat is pictures of like the food they're eating the car that they're
in the view
that they have everybody's like acting like uh I don't know that they're flying
everybody's trying
to act like they're flying around a private jet I don't understand it but I'm
also I'm realizing that
I'm old so uh I don't know I don't know I think I think you reacted in a normal
way I wish
you didn't quit your job though because I think you're 100 right um in the
future I would just go to
HR and when you're I would go to your boss and when he doesn't I would make a
formal complaint
and that would stop it and um but I know I would know at that point that I
would hate that 19 year
old so much that would be hard to even be around her like I have a big I have a
big issue with forgiving
people like once you're in in the cunt column it's you know it's kind of a life
sentence um so there you
go yeah move on with your life and just kind of learn from that shit but uh
good for you for speaking up
but uh don't do anything else don't go back to the business like a lunatic
and key somebody's car or anything that just walk away from it