Name: Bill Burr - New Ball Parks
Uploaded: 2017-07-07T13:02:59.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - New Ball Parks' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-07-07. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - New Ball Parks' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-07-07. Transcript available.

I'm watching the fucking Texas Rangers. They have that amazing ballpark.
I went there. I sat up, I sat in the outfield because I wanted to have the
opportunity to run out on the grass to try to get one of those home runs, you
know.
And I've just found out that fucking ballpark, it's not even 25 years old. They're
already knocking it down.
All that concrete, all of that shit, all of that fucking stuff.
Somebody please do a documentary and follow the dump trucks and just show,
where does that go?
What are they going to do with all that fucking, it's fine. It's fucking fine.
Like, well, you know, it gets really hot out here in the summer and we need a
fucking, it gets hot out here in the summer because of us.
We're a fucking plague.
Jesus Christ, you already fucking yanked all that shit out of the goddamn
ground.
Now you're just going to throw it out? You're going to throw it in the fucking
ocean and build another one?
I don't know.
They're doing that in Atlanta. Atlanta has a fucking ballpark.
That thing's not more than 25 years old.
And they're like, well, you know, our fan base, it's just too far to dry all
the way downtown.
Got to move it all the way out, really?
Right. They got to bring it out to where the white people are.
Right. White people, white people.
You don't have to do it.
They're going to move it out to where the white people are.
You know what the problem is, is Atlanta Braves fans fucking suck.
They just, they don't, it's not even that they suck.
It's just, they've had the ball yanked out from underneath them a zillion
fucking times.
They got Charlie Brown.
Okay.
And then, you know, after that last fucking Superbowl, if you think these,
these, these, these fucking,
I mean, if I was the president, I would, I would declare Atlanta a fucking
disaster area.
If I was in Georgia, all right, I would just watch college sports.
I'd be into them Georgia Bulldogs.
That's what I would do.
Georgia Tech, University of Georgia, Ugga.
I'm one of my dreams, man, one of my dreams.
I just want Ugga to come over and just slobber in my fucking hand.
I'll go home and jerk off to the fucking Georgia Bulldogs.
I would, that's disgusting.
I will fucking, I would be into that shit.
So evidently, uh, they feel that not enough black people come out.
I have no idea.
This is just what people from Atlanta told me.
They don't feel enough black people come out or white people are too afraid to
drive their
Chrysler town and country countries and SUVs into the greater Atlanta area, um,
to go to
a fucking baseball game.
I have no idea.
So they're just abandoning that fucking major league ballpark that some like
college team
is now going to play their baseball games.
And it's, it's fucking ridiculous.
And then they're going to build another one.
Um, I don't know.
I think you should have to be in a ballpark for at least 50 fucking years.
Right?
I, I'll be honest with you.
I couldn't believe how old those were.
I thought they, they made those in like in the year 2000.
I thought they had made them 2000, they made them like 94 or something like
that.
So, um, I don't know who cares.
You know, who gives a fuck, right?
Just keep yanking the shit out of the fucking ground, building shit, rip it
down and then
throw it in the ocean and then blame people with red tires, blue tires, and
then we'll
just continue doing what the fuck with this depressing bill.
This is fucking depressing.
All right.