Name: Bill Burr - Girlfriend Calls Me Daddy During Sex
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Girlfriend Calls Me Daddy During Sex' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-07-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Girlfriend Calls Me Daddy During Sex' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-07-10. Transcript available.

All right, lastly, but not leastly the last question here girlfriend wants me
to call her daddy during sex
Well, there's a new one. Hey, Bill. I just started seeing this girl. We've been
dating for about two to three weeks
She's smart attractive. Everybody says this
Career driven and generally speaking has her shit together. She seems like a
girl
Seems like a girl. She seems like a girl as far as I can tell she's got all the
lady parts that I can see myself having a long-term
Relationship with however recently when we were having sex sex she insisted on
calling me daddy
I've never been the type to talk dirty. Oh, oh, oh, I say okay. I get it
Oh, okay, I thought it was the other way around
I thought she wanted you to okay. I get okay. Okay. I see now. All right. Well,
that's pretty pedestrian
However, recently I've never been the type to talk dirty because it seems kind
of silly and takes me out of the moment
Yeah, you guys are not compatible. She's gonna want to say all this filthy
crazy over-the-top shit
And you're gonna be like oh
Oh
Like in your fucking
Chi whatever the fuck you're doing, you know, which neither one of you are
wrong
I don't know if you're compatible here when she started calling me daddy
I was caught off guard
But tried to play through it because I didn't want to make her feel weird. Well,
you're a good person then
All right, I even attempted to throw in my own lines like oh, yeah, you like
that
But afterwards after the words left my mouth
I had to try not to laugh because it felt like I was in a cheesy porno and it
started to affect my performance
Um afterwards she asked me how I felt about it and I just brushed it off like
it wasn't a problem
But on the inside I was starting to have my doubts i'm trying to paint a
picture without
Giving too much detail because I know you get all the weirdos
You get all weirded out by shit, but I don't know I don't get weirded out by a
lot of shit
Uh, is it weird that she likes me to call her daddy?
Am I walking into a relationship with underlying daddy issues? Help me out bill.
What should I do? Oh, I get to be dr bill
Um, so when he's having sex with you, um
She wants you to call her daddy
This is how dr phil would handle it. Well, um, most of my fan base is female
So you're in the mail and you're there for always wrong
um
No, I would definitely bring it up to her
I would bring it up to it's difficult to bring up
Something like that with somebody but if it bothers you you got to bring it up.
I would bring it up. Just say listen
um
I'm not judging you anything like that, but
For me you gotta you gotta keep it on your side of the bed
It just feels weird
Now, how do you say it?
I don't feel comfortable
Having you call me daddy in bed. It just
It makes just say uncomfortable don't say weird
And then hey nia
I need your help
Are you here keep coming?
All right, this guy this guy's with this girl. He thinks she's great and
everything she wants
She wants uh
Him to call
She wants to call him daddy during sex and it weirds him out
How does he bring it up without making her feel like she's got a fucking
problem?
I don't want you to call me daddy during sex because it makes me uncomfortable
I don't think it's wrong. I'm not judging you, but just for me for me
That was perfect. Yeah, just be honest
There you go, but just say i'm not trying to judge you. I don't think you're
weird
Because I know a lot of people do it because a lot of people do do it
But just I it makes me uncomfortable and i'm not ready to go there just yet
Can we come up with something else?
Like they went different language like she's I poppy. Yeah
Well, you just picture some completely random language
I don't know is german random enough
German?
Yeah, you don't want to go there next to know she's taking a shit on your chest.
I don't know buddy. You got a uh
Yeah, however nia just said it. That's perfect