Name: Bill Burr - The Therapist on Viceland
Uploaded: 2017-07-10T10:08:59.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - The Therapist on Viceland' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-07-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - The Therapist on Viceland' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-07-10. Transcript available.

so anyways the race ends i shut it off i come in here to go do the podcast
and um i ended up uh as when i shut off the race this is woman with short hair
you know she's got the fucking uh the same haircut as that one who's a girl i'm
coming out so you
better get the party started i'm coming out i'm coming remember that pink right
had the pink
haircut and she's sitting there talking to this guy and i'm looking at it like
this looks like a
fucking therapy session what's going on here and the show is called the
therapist
and they then and i'm and she's sitting there it's katie perry
talking i about herself and like you know some people like me some people don't
some people like when i have long hair but they don't like the shorter haircut
and i'm
just sitting there thinking why are you doing this sweetheart you should do
this in private
why would you put all this shit out of it is she going nuts
but as much you know her i felt bad for because it's just like yeah she's
fucking obviously going
through some shit but that the fucking therapist guy they got this whole intro
and he's like
walking through doors and shit like i'm so insane i'm a licensed fucking
therapist you're a fucking
money-grubbing cunt acting like you're trying to help katie perry had to shut
it off
i had to shut it off i rewound it because i had to find the the name of the
fucking show and
then i had to fucking walk away jesus christ katie perry if you need therapy go
to a fucking therapist
close the fucking door have her shut off her phone
and get it out and i hope you get better you don't fucking do it on tv
do you realize what you're doing you're letting the world know what hurts you
and you're on the
internet are you out of your fucking mind these are my weaknesses and every
fucking
asshole on the internet's gonna be coming after you
it's a bad move that is not a good move and like that licensed therapist air
quote fucking that guy
that guy should be disbarred that you would fucking exploit something like that
but you know what the
end of the day i mean it was probably her people's idea she greenlit it and
then they had to find they
had to find a therapist low enough on the rung with enough tv presence that
would fucking agree
to do that gig i'm trying to think of the stand-up equivalent to that
a televised you know what it would be it'd be like those fucking gigs that beyonce
and all those
guys do for like fucking new year's they go out they sneak out of the country
and they go do like
fucking they sing bootylicious for like five million bucks to the son of a
fucking dictator
you know in some country that we're at odds with i guess like that's the tv
version of it maybe i
don't know who the fuck knows.