Name: Bill Burr - Bill's Dog Cleo Meets Bill's Daughter
Uploaded: 2017-07-14T02:54:54.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Bill's Dog Cleo Meets Bill's Daughter' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-07-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Bill's Dog Cleo Meets Bill's Daughter' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-07-14. Transcript available.

my dog was in town my dog was in town i got to see her uh yesterday and today
she's fucking happy she looks great she looked so fucking great you know she
came over right
i brought her over to the house she met my uh you know i'm gonna say me and my
you know she
saw nia again was freaking out and all that stuff saw lola wagged her tail and
then later
looked over at lola you know and she was way way way away by the way i made
sure she was way the
away and i had her on a leash the whole time and she looked over and she just
went
like fucking growled at her i was like all right there you go that's why we don't
have you anymore
because you are a fucking insane fucking lunatic dog i love you to death like i
would have to have
dog whisperer fucking skills and um uh you know i don't know that that it it
actually gave me closure
like i know i made the right fucking decision i knew that that it was going to
be a fucking issue
um i more thought that she was going to go after
she gets so overly protective that once she bonded with the baby that it was
going to be like
she's going to be lunging at people down the street because according to my
trainer that it
would it caused her even more fucking anxiety um that they they have like a bit
you know yeah i hear
that shit like that i have heard stories of like people like they have a dog
right and then they have
like a baby and then the dog like lays underneath the crib and the parents are
walking to the baby and
the dog starts growling so then they got to like get food you know and throw it
so the dog will go get
it not realizing that you're rewarding the dog for the behaviors that you don't
want it to do it's just
too fucking much and um um uh yeah i am 100 at peace with the decision that we
made and i am also so
fucking happy that she has a great home she looked fucking amazing and um you
know i got to walk her the
last couple of days you know playing with her and all that type of stuff it was
really fucking great
but definitely obviously made the right decision you know what i mean and i'm
not trashing the breed
or anything like that we just got a dog that was i don't know this dog uh it's
amazing that this dog
has not been put down like fucking nine times you know this dog is just it's
like it's really it's
fucking they should do a 30 for 30 on this dog like all the fucking shit this
dog has been through
and uh how it always met people that you know were in its corner we did it we
did uh what we did
fucking 2009 to last year we did seven years with it and uh you know and now it's
it's you know i got a
deal worked out with my my trainer that he's going to keep the dog until she
passes and i'll still be
able to visit her and all that but that's the last time i'm bringing her by the
house
it is but anytime he comes to town i always fucking i go on hikes with her and
i fucking i love the dog
to death but we definitely made the right decision and uh you know and i'm
still fucking paying because
i still have to pay to it's weird it's like it's his dog but it's still my dog
so i'm still paying to
board the fucking thing this fucking dog is gonna it's gonna cost me a fortune
but i absolutely love
that fucking dog to death uh i do i do but you know uh you know i knew i knew
it was gonna be a
fucking problem so uh and i know all you dog people that was your energy and
this is the buggy broad
fine pin it on me pin it on me i did not have the skills i did not have the
skills and you know what
my dog's still alive my baby's still alive and i'm not on the news trying to
explain what the fuck
just happened you know what i mean because i knew something was gonna happen
someone's gonna get bit
and then my dog was gonna get put down and i was gonna have to deal with some
fucking horrific
guilt or something so uh uh that's it that's it