Name: Bill Burr - Nature Videos
Uploaded: 2017-07-14T03:10:56.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Nature Videos' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-07-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Nature Videos' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-07-14. Transcript available.

This is like one of these things that you know when you watch like the uh one
of those animal
programs and they start telling you what the fucking ant what the animal's
thinking you just
you just want to be like how in god's name would you know that you know when
the shark does this
it's actually uh it's actually afraid because it's blah blah blah they they do
this when they
when they fucking make this noise with their mouth that it's actually uh this
is like a mating call
it's like how did you figure that out how did you figure that out like you
followed this thing
around the woods it made that noise and then another bird showed up and they
started
these are like birds like how did you figure that out how do you keep you ever
try to keep
up with a bird i've never tried that that's gonna be hard as hell
how many people are in the woods bird gets like performance anxiety
you know you think you could keep if you looked out the window and there was
like 10 birds with
cameras looking at you writing down and everything you'd be like what the
with these birds then you kind of forget what you were doing i've never
understood how they do that
like how big the jungle is all of that you had the camera set up
and you were able to capture this thing killing this other animal
or like they're following like a unbelievably deadly snake they're following it
through the forest
and then they'll be on the other side of the log and it's it's coming over the
top it's like is that
is that snake in the union it looked like it went back to one when you reset
and action and it's like
it comes like it comes over the thing i swear to god i watched one one time i'm
telling you
they set this mouse up the one they had footage of the mouse it's in the woods
or i guess if it's a poisonous snake it's got to be the jungle right at that
point i don't know the forest
all right and this mouse is like freaking out and this snake like a rattlesnake
is on like it's you know
it's on its path it's chasing this thing so the thing goes down this hole this
mouse
okay and then they show the snake you know coming over the log and then it goes
down the same hole
and then all of a sudden i'm in the hole with the mouse like there was a camera
down that hole like how
the how the how the did it did you know to put the camera down there
right and then the mouse is down there and you see the thing freaking out like
you know
like it's a setup man right and the snake's coming down
it's like joe pesci when he thinks he's getting made he walks oh no bam that
was it the snake came in
and killed the mouse and i remember just feeling i just was sitting there
watching it going like did
i just watch a murder did that thing that was like a hit that wasn't just some
random
that they kind of caught like you know when they see like cheetahs chasing down
some thing
i don't know i think they ought to investigate that one that was clearly a uh
that was something that's definitely worthy of an investigation it's suspicious
you know you know when somebody dies and they just say it's a yeah seem like
natural causes
what's that other word they use i don't know i uh i always root for what animal
whatever animals
dying and there's a lot of animals that i don't like because they're scary you
know when you watch like
a uh one of those big cats which i love those things but when you watch them
you know
when you're watching them taking down one of those bulls
it's like i'm all for the bull like rooting the thing on
then all of a sudden it kicks one of the lions in the face or it stabs him with
the horn and then
the lion limps off then i feel bad for the lion like ah man the lion's gonna
die now