Name: Bill Burr - Mayweather vs McGregor Pressers | Buffalo Wild Wings Gas Chamber
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Mayweather vs McGregor Pressers | Buffalo Wild Wings Gas Chamber' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-07-18. Transcript available.

What else did I want to talk about? Oh, did you guys watch all the Mayweather,
um, McGregor pressers, as they call them overseas, the press conferences?
It was kind of the same thing over and over again.
With Conor McGregor, he just kept going like, what the fuck?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
He's got on a fucking tracksuit!
That form Voltron thing was dumb, and I loved when he trashed him on that.
But I will tell you this, watching all of those people showing up for a fucking
press conference,
they sold out the Barclays Center, they sold out where, like, the Maple Leafs
play, I believe, in Toronto,
the Staples Center, people showing up to watch a fucking press conference.
I can tell you this, oh, Cynical Bill's going to ruin the pay-per-view for you.
Those press conferences are going to be better than the fight, you know?
And the fucking people that are going to order that goddamn fight are the same
fucking people
that slow down on the highway to watch somebody change a fucking tire.
It's like, it's just beyond, it's beyond a spectacle.
And I have people go like, hey, you know, I know it's a spectacle, but, you
know, I'm just going to watch it, to fucking watch it.
Yeah, I know I'm getting fucked in the ass, but I want to see what it feels
like.
Dude, that pay-per-view can go fuck itself.
Dude, they're riding on the same plane over to fucking London.
Get the fuck out of here.
And all this shit McGregor gives Mayweather, there's one topic he completely
avoids because it would fuck with ticket sales,
which kind of makes him part of the fucking bullshit of that whole thing.
You know what I mean?
It's just, get the fuck out of here.
I've given that guy enough fucking goddamn money.
Giving him enough fucking money.
I've gotten fucked enough.
I've gotten fucked enough by that guy.
Like, it's professional boxers.
Can't lay a fucking hand on him.
And I'm fucking nodding off by the eighth round as he's pooh, pooh, pooh,
pointing him to fucking death.
Now he's going to fight a guy who's not even a boss, who used to box.
I love that.
He used to box.
Yeah.
There's a lot of people who used to do stand-up.
You want to see them do an HBO special?
Here's the bottom line.
If they ever met each other in a bar and started swinging, McGregor would
fucking kill him.
He'd take him to the ground and then Mayweather wouldn't know what to do.
So they've eliminated all of that.
We know, Bill.
You've said that.
So I don't know.
Anyways.
Maybe McGregor's, I mean, Mayweather's ego, maybe he tries to knock him out.
I'm just not, I'm not going to fucking watch it.
I'm really not.
I think what I'm going to do is I'm going to get out on the highway when the
fucking fight is on
and just cruise down the highway doing 90 miles an hour, just looking around
going like,
this is what it should be like.
Like if I was running shit, this would be the level of people that were in the
world.
I was joking this weekend in Grand Rapids saying, you know what I would do if I
was running shit?
On the night of the Mayweather-McGregor fight, I would turn all the Buffalo
Wild Wings into gas chambers.
All those fucking mouth-breathing morons that wear jerseys, you know, with
other men's names on the back.
All day, all day.
Dude, what I say, dude, I called it.
All of those guys just, you just, gone.
All of them gone.
And you'd watch.
I bet the mean, the level of meanness on the internet would go down.
You know?
By the way, these fucking people now who just sit there and they watch CNN or
Fox all day long,
and then they show up to you and they just start vomiting out all this fucking
fearful shit that they just watched.
And then, after they do that, and get you all stirred up, they don't even have
the decency to offer a fucking solution.
All these fucking morons.
It's just like, why would you sit there and watch Fox News all day?
That's all you're going to do?
Watch a little CNN.
Balance out your fucking lies.
Keep yourself level.
Fucking, what's his face?
My buddy was telling me this weekend, you know, global warming's going to get
so hot.
You know, they're saying they're not going to be able to fly planes out of LaGuardia.
And I'm immediately, I'm thinking like, oh, how the fuck am I going to be a
comedian anymore?
You know?
And then that was it.
He didn't offer any fucking solutions.
He just let me know like, hey, in the future, you're not going to be able to do
your job.
And then I'm starting to fucking think about, you know, me and my family living
out in the street.
All I want to do is just, I just want to play a little Asteroids.
You know?
If you don't have a fucking solution, don't bring up the goddamn problem.
Okay?
Like I brought up to Conor McGregor, Mayweather.
Right?
I said it's a fucking problem.
I gave you your solution.
You drive on the highway, 90 miles an hour, and you turn the Buffalo Wild Wings
into a gas chamber.
See that?
See that?
I'm a good guy.
Everybody else is an idiot.
In my world, I'm the smartest person in the room.
Sorry.
Well, what do you want?
What the fuck do you want from me?
You know?