Name: Bill Burr - Bank Of America Outage Email Response
Uploaded: 2017-07-25T15:12:26.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Bank Of America Outage Email Response' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-07-25. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Bank Of America Outage Email Response' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-07-25. Transcript available.

b of a outage uh hey banker bill i work for b of a and from the customer
service side
that outrage was very stressful if you haven't already mentioned it slash found
out the outrage
was a result of uh oh jesus christ this guy works for the fucking bank he's
gonna he's gonna tell
me what happened he can't even spell the words right i don't i don't you wrote
half a word here
buddy s-e-v-e-r a sever reboot is that supposed to be a severe reboot is sever
a word i don't know maybe
i'm wrong uh i was told from my boss my boss's boss in passing when he was
leaving work one of the tech
guys managing the server ran a program to check for viruses and shit okay this
guy manages your money
check for viruses and shit oh god he talks like me and the program made
jesus christ the program made that one particular server to shut down causing
the rest of our
online products to not work that's a sentence by a guy who works at a bank the
program made that
one particular server to shut down to shut down
the program made that one particular server shut down is that what you mean
causing the rest of our
online products to not work the bank had to restart all the servers to sync
that tech crap up resulting
in the six hour delay from the call center side we could still see all the
balances and account
information clients themselves just couldn't process any maintenance nothing
made my day more enjoyable
than apologizing to client after client for our system error had a few people
in the situation you
mentioned on thursday what where they stuck outside the country with no money
oh had a few people
in the situation you mentioned on thursday where they are stuck outside the
country this guy is a
fucking this guy who should have been in summer school next to me totally agree
you need to have
backup plans when it comes to accessing your money whether it be multiple bank
accounts or stuffing
some cash underneath the pillow where you rest your bald freckled dome at night
keep doing what you're
doing uh and go fuck yourself yeah i've never met a banker that believes in the
banking system
if you really talk to him about it they're nervous too i don't know anyways uh
was that supposed to
make me feel better i mean i guess it's good that no one hacked into your
system you guys just kind of
were running something something got fucked up um but he agreed with me yeah
have a little money here
a little money there a little money there don't have it all your eggs in one
basket we all know that
right because then everything's going to be on the arm with the fucking one flu
of the cuckoo's nest
yeah