Name: Bill Burr - Addiction To Online Prostitution
Uploaded: 2017-08-01T14:02:18.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Addiction To Online Prostitution' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-08-01. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Addiction To Online Prostitution' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-08-01. Transcript available.

um all right addiction to online prostitution tushin tushin dear trojan bill
over the course
of the last year i've become addicted to online prostitution jesus jesus christ
dude
the courage you have you just go online and you just have her come over to your
fucking place like you're ordering a goddamn pizza what is it like when you
look through
that fucking hole and you see her walking down the fucking hallway the hole in
your door whatever
you call that thing the little sight thing she comes stumbling out of the
elevator um it started
off as curiosity what would it be like to fuck a stranger for money and
snowballed into me spending
a percentage of almost every paycheck on hookers anywhere from 60 to 300. try
to stick with the 300
dollar hooker you really get what you pay for boo boo boo boo here's the story
of a bunch of venereal diseases he said i broke up with my girlfriend a few
months ago she had no idea
but i didn't want to drag her into this well dude you can't fucking do this
when you're in a relationship
with somebody he said i recently got tested and i came up clean thank god was
what i was going to say
and he wrote it too thank god no one knows what i that i do this and i prefer
to keep it that way
but i can't help myself from going on to those websites and meeting with these
up with these women
i feel like it's getting worse every month it's already cost me my relationship
it's costing me a
fortune and i'm too embarrassed to ask anyone i know for help what should i do
i'm and i'm sorry
if nia is in the room and completely disgusted by this i'm pretty disgusted
with myself too
all right this is what you have to do the second you wake up you got to rub one
out
all right and then you go to work and at lunch you go that was delicious excuse
me and you excuse yourself
you go in and you rub one out at the in the bathroom right now unless you can
unless you can't lock the
door and then when you come home rub one out again okay and then that's it and
then you take your
phone and you throw it in the freezer if you have a landline you rip it out of
the wall um i actually
if i was you it's like this is like if you're spending this amount of money i
would just uh
i would go to a therapist you know and just say yeah i'm addicted to online
prostitution i mean
therapists to hear everything okay that's actually like that's like easy
listening music to them
compared to some of the they have you know people come in there and talk about
how they got molested
by one of their parents i mean it's crazy you're just like hey you know i like
banging hookers it's
cost me a lot of money and i'd like to stop and they'd be like oh my god you're
sort of functional
by all means lay down on my couch and let's talk about this why do you feel you
want to get prostitutes
why wouldn't you want to be with a real girl a regular woman