Name: Bill Burr - The Problem With North Korea
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - The Problem With North Korea' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-08-07. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - The Problem With North Korea' from Bill Burr Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-08-07. Transcript available.

the probably with north korea dear ronald mcdonald balls
north korea is a serious threat to east asia and now too good a portion of the
world
i understand that so what so are we so are we you know if you're gonna play
this game you know what
i mean like like everybody that said the patriots cheated if you're gonna play
that game then you
got to see the cheating that you're doing correct am i nuts here am i crazy yes
the missile test the
other day was a ballistic missile but they can put a nuclear weapon on it as
well okay and so can we
we already we already have ours ready to go their latest test puts most of the
us all of europe and
a good portion of africa within range of their weapons yes and all of those
places are in range
of our weapons and russia's weapons
so you know i mean look i'm not saying it's great that this guy has this thing
but just imagine if
he had what we had what the would we be doing wouldn't we be doing the same
thing well we got
to get some stuff he's he's making that because we got our right it's like when
the yankees started
spending 200 million dollars the red sox had to spend 190 that's what happens
that's what happens um
and if they are actually able to successfully launch from a submarine as they
are attempting to do this
this not only increases the range but can potentially dramatically increase the
amount
of time we have to respond if they were to launch a missile well what would
happen sir
listen everybody knows there's no end game to this okay it's good it's gonna be
over
we would have time to respond don't you remember uh what the was it war games i
can't believe how
seriously people are taking this like i don't think this guy's out of his mind
in north korea
all right i'm just so sick of of of having to turn on the tv and have somebody
has to try this like
news now is just scare the out of somebody and offer no solutions and then
normal people just
sit there screaming at each other to the point that this dope is taking the
time to turn my podcast
which is supposed to be a break from all of that which is why i just say silly
about it
you're turning this into meet the press
if that shoots one off point it right at my house because i don't want to
survive it
i don't give a all right we have no one to blame but ourselves
we're defective if human beings were cars we would all be recalled all right we
do not
handle position of power well and this is what the happens all right we're
fearful
lunatics who for some stupid reason were given the ability to intimidate
nerds so they would build all this for us so now here we are
here we are all right all right north korea also has the highest percentage of
slaves in the world
fully it like you care sir like you give a
fully 4.4 percent of its population is enslaved that is approximately 1.1
million
sir i am on an apple computer right now and i'm sure you typed yours on an
apple computer too
those people are jumping out of the factory they're they're slaves all the
that i'm wearing was made in sweatshops like what are we doing now now we're
gonna fudge the numbers so these people look like they're out of their minds
but everybody
else is okay this is like countries are like community colleges where they will
figure out
what their number one in so they can put it in their pamphlet um okay let's
read some more depressing
information this is why i don't watch the news um today today and that doesn't
even mention the
network of concentration cramps across the nation and the people getting less
than sub
less than subsistence levels of daily calories well i mean they're also not
allowed to trade with
anybody are they you know they really can't get their going right i mean part
of that is us
trying to force them into giving in to getting forever 21s and starbucks there
isn't that right
i mean i might be wrong sir i i watch sports i watch sports i listen to music
okay i block all this out so i'm sure i mispronounced some words here to put
that into perspective
about 388 000 slaves were shipped to north america from 1525 to eight night 1866
it's obviously a huge
issue well how do you how do you put that in perspective without telling me
what the population
of korea is and also 388 000 people back in between 1525 and 1866 was a way
more significant portion of the
population than it is today correct so i don't know what you're saying there
sir but i do know
that whenever we have an issue with the country all of a sudden we pretend to
care about its people
unfortunately there isn't any easy solution to the problem even if china
withdraws their support and the
regime regime collapses you're still looking at a potential civil war in a
nation with nuclear weapons
let's just hope people smarter than you or i can find a different solution to
the problem and they
won't there's only one solution gotta go in there and get them uh keep up the
good work i love hearing
you talk about us how awesome it is to be a parent instead of constant talk
about how hard it is as a
dad of two boys there are obviously days when i feel like ripping out what
little hair i have left but the
vast vast vast majority of the time is just awesome uh look at this he was
actually just informing me
and i got all defensive because all this week people said that i said nuclear
instead of nuclear
um yes sir i realize he's out of his mind i realize that person's out of his
mind the
guy before him his dad was out of his mind okay trump is out of his mind i'm
out of my mind
okay nobody should have weapons other than your fists and whatever you can grab
in the kitchen
that's ideally that's what that would be better all right i think i don't
understand why war is legal
but it is so this is the game that we play with each other and it is inevitable
that one day somebody is going to go martin sheen dead zone and what are you
going to do
you know see people this is why i have all four sports packages
because i don't want to know about this i don't want to sit here and watch the
news
and have them scare the living out of me that now this is going to happen you
know and some
fly is going to bite me and then i'm going to have a baby with a little head
somebody else is
going to blow me up yeah just i i just yeah i i don't want to i don't want to
talk about this okay
trying to keep it light on the podcast here let's just make let's just laugh at
me
not being able to pronounce words don't bring actual facts into this podcast